"Before He Cheats" - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 06-23-2007, 12:44 PM

From the lyrics:

Quote:

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

If that happened to me, she would call her song

"When I Get Out of Jail"

BoyAlley · 06-23-2007, 12:47 PM

Womens can be crazy!

Spunky · 06-23-2007, 12:48 PM

Damn she devils every one of them

jaysmoke · 06-23-2007, 12:51 PM

thats the number one ring tone for females EVER !
so if u meet a new lady......
make sure u listen to her cell phone ring.....
and if that song plays........
RUN FOR ZEEEEE HILLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bizarredollars · 06-23-2007, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Womens can be crazy!

Amen... Think I am on the turn... care to educate me BoyAlley?? Be gentle..

kane · 06-23-2007, 01:55 PM

I hate that song. Not because it is a terrible song but because of a personal situation. My brother's wife cheated on him last year around thanksgiving. They separated and were heading for divorce. My brother wanted to keep the holidays as normal as possible for their 3 kids so we had a typical family get together for thanksgiving. We are watching football and the girl that sings that song is the halftime show. As she sings, my brother's wife gets up and dances with her mom and they both start singing the song and talking about how they love it.

It seemed pretty hypocritical that a cheater loved a song about revenge against a cheater. From that day the song has left a sour taste in my mouth.

SilentKnight · 06-23-2007, 02:34 PM

Carrie Underwood sure got that song into major power rotation.

Fuck, can't go anywhere these days without hearing it (heard it in the grocery store this morning, in fact).

Makes me think of that Dixie Chicks song "Goodbye Earl" (where the girls dispose of the abusive husband).

Angry, angry female singers these days. Watch out lads.

starpimps · 06-23-2007, 02:39 PM

yeah but carrie underwood looks so damn hot carrying around that louisville
she can beat my ride any day she wants

sicone · 06-23-2007, 02:39 PM

What's sad is, I know a girl who lives and dies by that song. She even went as far as to set the hood of a guys car on fire cuz she thought he was cheating. Funnier yet... she was crying and whining about not understanding why he called the cops, had her arrested and a restraining order on her.

SilentKnight · 06-23-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

What's sad is, I know a girl who lives and dies by that song. She even went as far as to set the hood of a guys car on fire cuz she thought he was cheating. Funnier yet... she was crying and whining about not understanding why he called the cops, had her arrested and a restraining order on her.

Sounds like she got the dose (of reality).

SleazyDream · 06-23-2007, 04:36 PM

bitch never learnt how to share in kindergarten

Scootermuze · 06-23-2007, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Angry, angry female singers these days. Watch out lads.

I think it's more that they sing what they know many listeners can relate to to one degree or another..

PerferoAmor · 06-23-2007, 05:05 PM

Ya, SO...how would the guy version of this song go?

Kard63 · 06-23-2007, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

If that happened to me, she would call her song

"When I Get Out of Jail"

You are so modern Steve. If it happened to me it would be called "Its a lot harder to get dates without teeth"

SteveLightspeed · 06-23-2007, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PerferoAmor

Ya, SO...how would the guy version of this song go?

And she don't know...

That I slammed my dick into the ass of her pretty little sis,
And into her purse I took a shit and piss...
I took a Louisville slugger to her boyfriends head,
then I told everyone that she's lousy in bed...

And maybe next time she'll think before she cheats.

PerferoAmor · 06-23-2007, 05:15 PM

that's fucken priceless

CIVMatt · 06-23-2007, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

From the lyrics:

If that happened to me, she would call her song

"When I Get Out of Jail"

Jesus Steve shut the fuck up... Kelly is all into that song and thats all I freekin hear in the car and on her phone, and though the stereo...

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!@$)_*!@)(&

abcx · 06-23-2007, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

And she don't know...

That I slammed my dick into the ass of her pretty little sis,
And into her purse I took a shit and piss...
I took a Louisville slugger to her boyfriends head,
then I told everyone that she's lousy in bed...

And maybe next time she'll think before she cheats.

hahahahaha, love it

Ycaza · 06-23-2007, 07:07 PM

fuck. you catch her cheating and now you got an easy out. I got caught one time, well the girl i was cheating with sent an email to my then, present girl, and neither of them would leave me. thought i was out for sure, nice and easy.

fatal attraction · 06-23-2007, 11:15 PM

My son loves that song

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Ycaza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the 805 Posts: 4,290	fuck. you catch her cheating and now you got an easy out. I got caught one time, well the girl i was cheating with sent an email to my then, present girl, and neither of them would leave me. thought i was out for sure, nice and easy. __________________ Caz Thrush Head Honcho [email protected] http://thrushtech.com ICQ: 304883574 do people still icq?

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jaysmoke Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: TORONTO Posts: 1,192	thats the number one ring tone for females EVER ! so if u meet a new lady...... make sure u listen to her cell phone ring..... and if that song plays........ RUN FOR ZEEEEE HILLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06-23-2007, 01:55 PM	#6
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I hate that song. Not because it is a terrible song but because of a personal situation. My brother's wife cheated on him last year around thanksgiving. They separated and were heading for divorce. My brother wanted to keep the holidays as normal as possible for their 3 kids so we had a typical family get together for thanksgiving. We are watching football and the girl that sings that song is the halftime show. As she sings, my brother's wife gets up and dances with her mom and they both start singing the song and talking about how they love it. It seemed pretty hypocritical that a cheater loved a song about revenge against a cheater. From that day the song has left a sour taste in my mouth.

06-23-2007, 02:34 PM	#7
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Carrie Underwood sure got that song into major power rotation. Fuck, can't go anywhere these days without hearing it (heard it in the grocery store this morning, in fact). Makes me think of that Dixie Chicks song "Goodbye Earl" (where the girls dispose of the abusive husband). Angry, angry female singers these days. Watch out lads.

06-23-2007, 05:05 PM	#13
PerferoAmor Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Panama City, Panama Posts: 11	Ya, SO...how would the guy version of this song go?

06-23-2007, 05:15 PM	#16
PerferoAmor Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Panama City, Panama Posts: 11	that's fucken priceless

06-23-2007, 11:15 PM	#20
fatal attraction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: where ever he is! Posts: 6,522	My son loves that song