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czarina · 06-27-2007, 03:01 PM

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

pornguy · 06-27-2007, 03:02 PM

hahah. Good one.

_Richard_ · 06-27-2007, 03:03 PM

hahahaha.. good one

jalami · 06-27-2007, 03:09 PM

Zing! Definitely a must read.

tranza · 06-27-2007, 03:09 PM

Lololololol.... Nice one!!

Violetta · 06-27-2007, 03:13 PM

hahah... great!!

TampaToker · 06-27-2007, 03:17 PM

lol good one

HomerSimpson · 06-27-2007, 04:03 PM

looooooooooooool

Vick! · 06-27-2007, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Wohahaha .. thats priceless. I can only imagine the situation. So fucking good

D · 06-27-2007, 04:35 PM

J. Falcon · 06-27-2007, 04:47 PM

hahah that was cool

mattz · 06-27-2007, 04:48 PM

haha, pretty good one there, thanks

StuBradley · 06-27-2007, 04:49 PM

that was quite funny.

Lykos · 06-27-2007, 05:24 PM

good one indeed

bobby666 · 06-27-2007, 08:05 PM

lol ..... good one

gt23zeus · 06-27-2007, 08:18 PM

lol ... made my night

Spunky · 06-27-2007, 08:21 PM

Heh heh..that made me chuckle

Zuzana Designs · 06-27-2007, 08:32 PM

lol that was good

SPACE GLIDER · 06-27-2007, 08:33 PM

all right ... that was a pretty good one

woj · 06-27-2007, 09:40 PM

joefriday · 06-27-2007, 09:41 PM

LOL very funny good one.

martinsc · 06-27-2007, 10:04 PM

CuriousToyBoy · 06-27-2007, 11:02 PM

I LOL'ed !

;-)

tony286 · 06-27-2007, 11:04 PM

thats too funny.

vinnie mcgee · 06-28-2007, 01:15 AM

nice joke i'll hafta use it at the pub

bDok · 06-28-2007, 01:22 AM

good one. will get some use.

snowywhite · 06-28-2007, 01:24 AM

SleazyDream · 06-28-2007, 01:25 AM

I can sooo see myself saying that when I get older

BucksMania · 06-28-2007, 02:50 AM

aico · 06-28-2007, 02:51 AM

True story

Fizzgig · 06-28-2007, 04:52 AM

Those are men, all right.

SexualDragon · 06-28-2007, 04:59 AM

zeruel · 06-28-2007, 05:00 AM

hahaha... nice one!!!

million · 06-28-2007, 05:14 AM

heheeee nice joke

ffmihai · 06-28-2007, 06:24 AM

lol nice one!

cranki · 06-28-2007, 06:40 AM

hahaha, good joke

CurrentlySober · 06-28-2007, 06:41 AM

pretty funny

carol.prime · 06-28-2007, 09:09 AM

hahahah!!! nice one buddy!!!
you hit me..lol !!!!

06-27-2007, 03:01 PM	#1
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	Must read JOKE Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

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