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fris · 07-03-2007, 09:09 AM

before a horse gets put down, someone has to drain the horse cum.

that would suck, jerking off a horse.

ADL Colin · 07-03-2007, 09:12 AM

Night-soil men. You know the guys that emptied cities of all the human shit before there were sewer systems.

k0nr4d · 07-03-2007, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Fris

before a horse gets put down, someone has to drain the horse cum.

that would suck, jerking off a horse.

why would they have to drain the horse cum?

CosmicTang · 07-03-2007, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Fris

before a horse gets put down, someone has to drain the horse cum.

that would suck, jerking off a horse.

and yet, there's a niche for it.

I imagine they drain the cum to breed.

Skillz Unlimited · 07-03-2007, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

why would they have to drain the horse cum?

Ya i'm curious myself. Is it for breeding?

Brother Bilo · 07-03-2007, 10:16 AM

A buddy of mine had to dive into the septic tanks on a Navy ship to repair some kind of valve or something, that has to be pretty bad.

Jman · 07-03-2007, 10:17 AM

I say putting down the horse would suck as much :-(

SykkBoy · 07-03-2007, 10:26 AM

Ernest Borgnine's "personal groomer"

07-03-2007, 10:54 AM

proctologist (having to finger old men asses)

KimJI · 07-03-2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Fris

before a horse gets put down, someone has to drain the horse cum.

that would suck, jerking off a horse.

That is a lie. I dont know what fucked up person told you that. I have had Horses now for 15+ years and that is not true

polish_aristocrat · 07-03-2007, 10:56 AM

picking up dead animals from the highway

Rhesus · 07-03-2007, 10:59 AM

It's Borat who told him.

webgeek · 07-03-2007, 11:10 AM

being paid for posting on gfy full time.

fris · 07-03-2007, 11:31 AM

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being paid for posting on gfy full time.

madawgz would take offense to that

escorpio · 07-03-2007, 11:33 AM

Cleaning the booths at an adult bookstore.

woj · 07-03-2007, 11:34 AM

I wouldn't want to be the guy that has to prepare dead bodies before a funeral... :-/

J. Falcon · 07-03-2007, 11:36 AM

Telemarketer

Brother Bilo · 07-03-2007, 11:38 AM

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I wouldn't want to be the guy that has to prepare dead bodies before a funeral... :-/

I had a buddy that did that for a while, embalmed his own brother after committing suicide....rough, and he was telling me the guys who did that were in their own world. One guy even used the dead guys rigormordus hand to hold his smoke while he worked on him. Fuck that.

NameBio · 07-03-2007, 11:39 AM

Windshield Washer at the border in Tiajuana

Zoose · 07-03-2007, 11:48 AM

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..One guy even used the dead guys rigormordus hand to hold his smoke while he worked on him. Fuck that.

I'm sure it's like anything, you become desensitized to it.

My sister is a nurses aide - she spends her day showering old people, wiping their asses and such. She said she gets the occasional prolapsed anus that she has to push back in, and I'm sure when them old ladies get yeast infections it aint pretty.

escorpio · 07-03-2007, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoose

I'm sure it's like anything, you become desensitized to it.

My sister is a nurses aide - she spends her day showering old people, wiping their asses and such. She said she gets the occasional prolapsed anus that she has to push back in, and I'm sure when them old ladies get yeast infections it aint pretty.

You win.

WhiplashDug · 07-03-2007, 11:53 AM

There is actually a term for this position, "Barnyard Masturbator". That is the cowboy way, I suppose!

It's the normal practice to extract the sperm of bulls and fertilize cows. This process reduces the chance for injury and thus protects the herd. Anything for a buck, huh?

DamnGoodRatio · 07-03-2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoose

My sister is a nurses aide - she spends her day showering old people, wiping their asses and such. She said she gets the occasional prolapsed anus that she has to push back in, and I'm sure when them old ladies get yeast infections it aint pretty.

That beats anything I could've come up with...

WhiplashDug · 07-03-2007, 11:57 AM

But.. whats worse.. the extractor or the inseminator?

Zoose · 07-03-2007, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiplashDug

There is actually a term for this position, "Barnyard Masturbator". That is the cowboy way, I suppose!

It's the normal practice to extract the sperm of bulls and fertilize cows. This process reduces the chance for injury and thus protects the herd. Anything for a buck, huh?

Ya, here's a video of the process. There's another one floating around where a stallion mounts a clear plastic horse and you can see the money shot. The volume they cum is absolutely fucking disgusting.

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