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Anyone tried talking to Jesus using the Ouija board?
I get nothing.
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Its cuz he doesnt love you.
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Try ICQ
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That's because Jesus doesn't exist. You would have better luck using the Oujia board to talk with Big Foot.
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Historically speaking, Yes, Jesus did exist, so your wrong there. But as far as talking to any spirit on a ouija board, wont happen, it's all fake and there isn't a single shred of evidence that contact with the "Other Side" has ever occured.
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Why of course, everyone knows that Parker Brothers have perfected the technology to speak with the dead and have kept it hidden in plain sight at Toys R Us.
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There is historical documented proof that Jesus existed? Oh, you mean the bible, right. My bad.
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Well if you came out of your cage or whatever rock you live under try reading some history. By your statement alone you are saying there are no historical documents of the times other than the bible? I am talking about documentation outside the bible, specifically early historical recordings by the Roman historian Tacitus. There have been others as well, but I dont recall them off hand. Pick up a book once in awhile, you might learn something, and avoid showing your lack of intelligence.
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anyone have any quija board stories? one time in college we played...and we got this "supposed ghost" of a 5 year old boy..he was killed in a car accident..he spelled out "call" "mom"..then gave us a number..it was like a stupid number..like 876-5432 or something...he said his name was juan rodriguez...then we called...we got an answering machine that said.this is the rodriguez family...etc....got freaked out... heard alot of these stories from friends too..all of them cant be made up... |
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So you think there is a scientific explanation for the planchette moving and spelling out words? This happens too often to pin it on one participant trying to fuck with the other by moving it on their own. You get a group of believers together using it and it's hard to explain how it's moving.
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