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jonesy · 09-30-2005, 12:29 AM

a friend of mine used to do this.

he usually pulled that stunt in a restaurant and it got him laid 20% of the time he did it.

StickyGreen · 09-30-2005, 12:32 AM

lol.......maybe if you're with a known slut...

baddog · 09-30-2005, 12:35 AM

I thought you meant pulled it out of her.

Have I ever just arbitrarily pulled my cock out? I don't think so. Has the chick ever arbitrarily pulled my cock out? Oh yeah.

reynold · 09-30-2005, 12:39 AM

I could do that inside a cinema not in a restaurant.

jonesy · 09-30-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

I could do that inside a cinema not in a restaurant.

mcdonalds is too well lit huh?

Vlad · 09-30-2005, 03:46 PM

that's the way im dating girlies ! you just have to pull your cock outta and say hi

Matt 26z · 09-30-2005, 03:50 PM

JERRY: Why what happened?

ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.

JERRY: Just put it.

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?

ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.

JERRY: He couldn't.

ELAINE: He did.

gdog · 09-30-2005, 03:55 PM

LOL, I was out with a girl the other night who told me something similair to this. I am pretty crazy but I can't say I ever just pulled it out for no real reason.

I normally use my line of how I love to eat pussy to get laid. Ladies you need to stop falling for that one already. I know that once I get you all hot and bothered by eating you out you want to get laid, but hey I guess it helps them feel better for sleeping with me on the first date. Both parties are happy at the end though.

jonesy · 09-30-2005, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by gdog

I am pretty crazy but I can't say I ever just pulled it out for no real reason.

.

aint no rhyme or reason cause ya dont need a real reason any reason will do.

the reaction is priceless

seeric · 09-30-2005, 06:22 PM

it works way more than that.

gotta show them what they could have.

Nylz · 09-30-2005, 06:23 PM

Spunky · 09-30-2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

I could do that inside a cinema not in a restaurant.

With your buddy Peewee?

tony286 · 09-30-2005, 06:27 PM

I figure it would get more of a laugh than anything else. lol

adultchica · 09-30-2005, 06:28 PM

I've socked a cock in a cinema! LOL! It was HOT! He fingered me too afterward. It was some kinky shit. Maybe it was slutty, but I'd been dating this guy for 7 months and we were just horny as hell and just said fuck it. It was sweeeeet.

Murderous · 09-30-2005, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Nylz

So fucking awesome... love it!

and yes, if you don't pull it out then your missing out on a lot of pussy.

gornyhuy · 09-30-2005, 06:32 PM

This thread is 99% bullshit.

jonesy · 09-30-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

This thread is 99% bullshit.

and youre 99% humorless.

NoWhErE · 09-30-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jonesy

a friend of mine used to do this.

he usually pulled that stunt in a restaurant and it got him laid 20% of the time he did it.

What about the other 80% of the time? What did he get? His gonads knee'ed?

Lol, how 'bout you just pay attention to the girl, say some insightfully clever things, and then whisper into her ear : SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!

That usually works

Paul Markham · 09-30-2005, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

What about the other 80% of the time? What did he get? His gonads knee'ed?

Lol, how 'bout you just pay attention to the girl, say some insightfully clever things, and then whisper into her ear : SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!

That usually works

That's what I was thinking. 100% of girls will sleep with you today if they like you. So this guy lost out on 80% ot the girls he dated.

Also bringing up oral sex is a sure way of getting the girl on guard and thinking you're an idiot and/or pervert. I find holding hands, looking into the girls eyes, making her laugh and if I get the opportunity without being obvious stroking her neck works for me a lot better than 20% on first dates.

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

This thread is 99% bullshit.

This thread is mostly from virgins who love to dream.

Pornopat · 09-30-2005, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jonesy

a friend of mine used to do this.

he usually pulled that stunt in a restaurant and it got him laid 20% of the time he did it.

If I got laid only 20% of the time I would get depressed really bad.
Kissing her neck and nibbling on her ear might work better. Then you slowly move on to her breasts.
Call me old fashioned. I get some though.

KittyLix · 10-01-2005, 12:47 AM

You had me at "dicks fuck assholes"

Satisfaction · 10-01-2005, 01:04 AM

lmao.. cant say that i have

Murderous · 10-01-2005, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

That's what I was thinking. 100% of girls will sleep with you today if they like you. So this guy lost out on 80% ot the girls he dated.

Also bringing up oral sex is a sure way of getting the girl on guard and thinking you're an idiot and/or pervert. I find holding hands, looking into the girls eyes, making her laugh and if I get the opportunity without being obvious stroking her neck works for me a lot better than 20% on first dates.

This thread is mostly from virgins who love to dream.

I dunno about the 20% guy, but a SIMP is someone who holds hands, looks into the girls eyes, makes her laugh and if they get the opportunity without being obvious, they may stroke her neck. This is for dating someone you want to commit to.

A PIMP will pull it out and flop it straight into the chicks mouth. Not even intentionally... it just ends up there before it is even fully out of the jeans. When the chick sees you going for your zipper, she already has it in her head what you are about to do. If she doesn't stop you, or say something... well it's on. Seriously, often times within only minutes of knowing each other. If you think any different then you have no game. If you have to TRY to get pussy then your just lame.

Forever pimpin, never simpin, that's how it is.

jonesy · 10-01-2005, 01:23 AM

its fucking amazing some people took this serious

Manowar · 10-01-2005, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

JERRY: Why what happened?

ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.

JERRY: Just put it.

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?

ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.

JERRY: He couldn't.

ELAINE: He did.

linuxguy · 10-01-2005, 01:44 AM

some do ;)

beemk · 10-01-2005, 01:51 AM

mabye if you're making out with her you can do that, not in the middle of a resturant... thats a surefire way to cockblock yourself.

NoWhErE · 10-01-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Murderous

I dunno about the 20% guy, but a SIMP is someone who holds hands, looks into the girls eyes, makes her laugh and if they get the opportunity without being obvious, they may stroke her neck. This is for dating someone you want to commit to.

A PIMP will pull it out and flop it straight into the chicks mouth. Not even intentionally... it just ends up there before it is even fully out of the jeans. When the chick sees you going for your zipper, she already has it in her head what you are about to do. If she doesn't stop you, or say something... well it's on. Seriously, often times within only minutes of knowing each other. If you think any different then you have no game. If you have to TRY to get pussy then your just lame.

Forever pimpin, never simpin, that's how it is.

Your high school principle called, you failed grade 8 again!

body · 10-01-2005, 10:51 AM

never ever

Nismo · 10-01-2005, 10:55 AM

Babagirls · 10-01-2005, 10:58 AM

true story:
was working at a resturant...me & this one cook always flirted & teased...one day i needed a ride home....he offered...on the way back to my house, we were talkin about sex & dick sizes......next thing i know...he has his cock out..my mouth dropped to the floor for 2 reasons: it was huge & i was in shock. I didnt do anything to him/with him that day, but a few weeks later, after more talks & flirting & me KNOWING he was well hung, we went out.....best sex/fuck buddy i've ever had in my life.

If that was ANYBODY else, i would have been disgusted & would have slapped him and call him an asshole or pig...but me & dude had the chemistry & convo's going on for months, so it was good timing.

EscortBiz · 10-01-2005, 10:59 AM

bullshit

Nismo · 10-01-2005, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

true story:
was working at a resturant...me & this one cook always flirted & teased...one day i needed a ride home....he offered...on the way back to my house, we were talkin about sex & dick sizes......next thing i know...he has his cock out..my mouth dropped to the floor for 2 reasons: it was huge & i was in shock. I didnt do anything to him/with him that day, but a few weeks later, after more talks & flirting & me KNOWING he was well hung, we went out.....best sex/fuck buddy i've ever had in my life.

If that was ANYBODY else, i would have been disgusted & would have slapped him and call him an asshole or pig...but me & dude had the chemistry & convo's going on for months, so it was good timing.

was it bigger than my bagel?

Red Ezra · 10-01-2005, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by KittyLix

You had me at "dicks fuck assholes"

haha......

Murderous · 10-01-2005, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Your high school principle called, you failed grade 8 again!

Hey, just cause I only have an 8th grade education, doesn't mean I can't turn a bitch out. Besides, I never failed 8th grade, only 9th... 3 times.

I would like for you to know what I mean by that whole post. But you probably never will. Sad because it is an experience that every man should go through. Some of us have, you obviously have not. Too bad. It does wonders for your confidence and you soon have any girl you want.

Monique Niccole · 10-01-2005, 11:05 AM

The only people who would pull their cock out uninvited in a restaurant are the same jackasses who sit on the subway with their zippers down and their wangs hanging out. Perverted losers who need a swift kick in the nads.

Martin · 10-01-2005, 11:08 AM

nope not like that but i've banged chicks on first dates.

dynastoned · 10-01-2005, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murderous

I dunno about the 20% guy, but a SIMP is someone who holds hands, looks into the girls eyes, makes her laugh and if they get the opportunity without being obvious, they may stroke her neck. This is for dating someone you want to commit to.

A PIMP will pull it out and flop it straight into the chicks mouth. Not even intentionally... it just ends up there before it is even fully out of the jeans. When the chick sees you going for your zipper, she already has it in her head what you are about to do. If she doesn't stop you, or say something... well it's on. Seriously, often times within only minutes of knowing each other. If you think any different then you have no game. If you have to TRY to get pussy then your just lame.

Forever pimpin, never simpin, that's how it is.

id take the simp and use it on as many girls as possible.. just because you held her hand said some catchy stuff and stroked her neck doesn't mean you have to marry the girl. you can bone down and possibly have yourself a new fuck buddy. nothing wrong with showin a woman a good time. but, hey what do i know.

Mr Dickovitch · 10-01-2005, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

true story:
was working at a resturant...me & this one cook always flirted & teased...one day i needed a ride home....he offered...on the way back to my house, we were talkin about sex & dick sizes......next thing i know...he has his cock out..my mouth dropped to the floor for 2 reasons: it was huge & i was in shock. I didnt do anything to him/with him that day, but a few weeks later, after more talks & flirting & me KNOWING he was well hung, we went out.....best sex/fuck buddy i've ever had in my life.

If that was ANYBODY else, i would have been disgusted & would have slapped him and call him an asshole or pig...but me & dude had the chemistry & convo's going on for months, so it was good timing.

"lol.......maybe if you're with a known slut..."

Juilan · 10-01-2005, 11:14 AM

only if a girl flashes me first

adonthenet · 10-01-2005, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned

id take the simp and use it on as many girls as possible.. just because you held her hand said some catchy stuff and stroked her neck doesn't mean you have to marry the girl. you can bone down and possibly have yourself a new fuck buddy. nothing wrong with showin a woman a good time. but, hey what do i know.

thats exactly what im tinkning!
never pulled on first date ever.
and wont do it as well...

Babagirls · 10-01-2005, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch

"lol.......maybe if you're with a known slut..."

hey fucktard, just because i had sex with a male doesnt make a slut! fuckin christ, get a clue!! it was 2 adults that known each other for MONTHS on a DAILY BASIS that hooked up....thats being a slut??????? Get the fuck outta here n00b

Mr Dickovitch · 10-01-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

hey fucktard, just because i had sex with a male doesnt make a slut! fuckin christ, get a clue!! it was 2 adults that known each other for MONTHS on a DAILY BASIS that hooked up....thats being a slut??????? Get the fuck outta here n00b

You available for a date? I have something big to show you baby.

NoWhErE · 10-01-2005, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Murderous

Hey, just cause I only have an 8th grade education, doesn't mean I can't turn a bitch out. Besides, I never failed 8th grade, only 9th... 3 times.

I would like for you to know what I mean by that whole post. But you probably never will. Sad because it is an experience that every man should go through. Some of us have, you obviously have not. Too bad. It does wonders for your confidence and you soon have any girl you want.

Lol, buddy, I've done some crazy things in my life to get girls, but trying to act like a pimp ain't one of 'em. Pulling my dick out after 15 minutes... meh, I've done similar shit, but I also know from experience that there are WAY better ways of getting laid.

Thats why I laugh at the pimp comment. Any guy with real game will know to have more class than that. Guys that straightforward mostly just get cheap sluts

loverboy · 10-01-2005, 12:54 PM

unless im totally drunked, sometime i can't control myself
who knows what I can do, i can be horny as fuck lol

fatal attraction · 10-01-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

JERRY: Why what happened?

ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.

JERRY: Just put it.

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?

ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.

JERRY: He couldn't.

ELAINE: He did.

That's hilarious!!!!

High Quality · 10-01-2005, 05:17 PM

Um, I went on a date with a girl once who told me her last date pulled out his cock. She asked around about this guy and said he did it with every date he went on, which was a copule a week.

Pretty funny shit.

Cman · 10-01-2005, 06:58 PM

do hookers count?

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minusonebit · 02-23-2006, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Thats why I laugh at the pimp comment. Any guy with real game will know to have more class than that. Guys that straightforward mostly just get cheap sluts

This is true...

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