I need a TESTICLE TRANSPLANT and my insurance says it wont cover it... - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 07-19-2007, 08:34 AM

They said its "cosmetic" and i could live with one nut.

I need donations It will cost $567,324.98 please help me have two testicles

Please send monies to

JDL Testicle FUND
101 Juicy Lane
Plainview NY 11803

PP [email protected]

Epass: JuicyTesticleFund.

Damian_Maxcash · 07-19-2007, 09:31 AM

A couple of large Vodkas and a table tennis ball and u can do it yourself.

PrivateEye · 07-19-2007, 09:31 AM

Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)

seeric · 07-19-2007, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deeprub

Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)

BoyAlley · 07-19-2007, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deeprub

Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)

omg

D · 07-19-2007, 09:34 AM

just use a golf ball.

Grab a knife and a field sewing kit... take some Pepto Bismol... bite onto a stick... and be a man!

Damian_Maxcash · 07-19-2007, 09:35 AM

He can have one mine - not like I will need it for breeding.

I will fed-ex it over.......

Peaches · 07-19-2007, 09:39 AM

See, this is why we need socialized medicine!! Call Michael Moore and see what he can do for ya ;)

WebairGerard · 07-19-2007, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deeprub

Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)

there you have it Juicy!

JFK · 07-19-2007, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

just use a golf ball.

Grab a knife and a field sewing kit... take some Pepto Bismol... bite onto a stick... and be a man!

Macho macho Man

Skillz Unlimited · 07-19-2007, 09:43 AM

lmao! This thread is awesome.

crockett · 07-19-2007, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deeprub

Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)

The sad part, is they actually have them..

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 07-19-2007, 09:58 AM

omg you guys are too funny....thank god i dont have to worry about any nuts lol

B O B · 07-19-2007, 10:00 AM

Ill give you one of mine

its what friends are for...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-19-2007, 10:04 AM

i'll transplant my nuts onto your chin for a fast benjamin

Damian_Maxcash · 07-19-2007, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deeprub

Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)

I did hear they were good - In fact I heard they are the dogs bollocks!

Joe BrainCash · 07-19-2007, 11:06 AM

Ping-pong ball is lighter than golf ball.

SmokeyTheBear · 07-19-2007, 11:19 AM

you need some neuticals my friend

Juicy D. Links · 07-19-2007, 11:28 AM

i aint putting dog nuts in me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woooooooooooooooooooooof

D · 07-19-2007, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rock'n'porn

Ping-pong ball is lighter than golf ball.

Hell...

Why miss out on an opportunity, I say.

Find a 4-inch-diameter steel ball-bearing, and get to work!

Juicy D. Links · 07-19-2007, 11:34 AM

Anybody want to donate a testicle to me?

SmokeyTheBear · 07-19-2007, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i aint putting dog nuts in me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woooooooooooooooooooooof

cmon you already chase pussy , the only problem would be when you started humping legs at conventions .

*sniffing ass might be a problem too

SmokeyTheBear · 07-19-2007, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Anybody want to donate a testicle to me?

i will be a true gentleman and donate...

tom cruises testicle....

steved · 07-19-2007, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

you need some neuticals my friend

Do they have an affiliate program?

SandisMN · 07-19-2007, 04:12 PM

SteveD, you better back to promotin MoreNiche not looking for another 101th program :D

Juicy D. Links · 07-19-2007, 04:12 PM

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Brother Bilo · 07-19-2007, 04:14 PM

Good luck with the whole ball thing. 1 ball worked out pretty well for Lance Armstrong and Tom Green, whats to worry about?

Juicy D. Links · 07-19-2007, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

Good luck with the whole ball thing. 1 ball worked out pretty well for Lance Armstrong and Tom Green, whats to worry about?

i need 2 i feel unmanly

Juicy D. Links · 07-19-2007, 04:18 PM

Lensman gave me $4

NetCashJoe · 07-19-2007, 04:21 PM

Throw a couple of peach pits in your underwear - you'll be alright.

seeric · 07-19-2007, 04:22 PM

SandisMN · 07-19-2007, 04:28 PM

loooooool, here you go.

cow testicles could be a cheap alternative; try to hit some eastern european country and you can have these for 20$ a piece ;)

Brother Bilo · 07-19-2007, 04:29 PM

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BusterBunny · 07-19-2007, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deeprub

Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)

$155

http://cgi.ebay.com/2-Testicle-Impla...QQcmdZViewItem

modelscanada · 07-19-2007, 05:47 PM

hahahaha of courese they wont cover it

Juicy D. Links · 07-19-2007, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

$155

http://cgi.ebay.com/2-Testicle-Impla...QQcmdZViewItem

steved · 07-19-2007, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SandisMN

SteveD, you better back to promotin MoreNiche not looking for another 101th program :D

Oh come on Sandis, these things would sell like crazy

xxxjay · 07-19-2007, 07:56 PM

I'll lend you a drummer.

Spunky · 07-19-2007, 07:58 PM

Testicles are overrated..get them amputated

nosey · 07-19-2007, 08:00 PM

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