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Old 07-24-2007, 09:49 AM   #1
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So i was having lunch earlier today...

And this dude rushes in. I saw from his luggage he just came from the airport. Turned out to be an english guy. Early 30's i think.

He was totally nervous, moving all over the place, his hands shaking.
The barkeeper was talking to some people and the dude almost went nuts. Walking back and forth and everywhere where he could really.

So finally after 2 minutes he was able to order.

He ordered a bud and a wodka coke. Slammed the bud and 1 min later the wodka coke. Ordered another wodka coke which he drank slower.

So after a few minutes the guy suddenly stopped shaking and stopped being nervous. His feet stopped moving and it was the first time he was able to actually stand still.

Pretty fucked up.
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:50 AM   #2
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so did you give him oral?
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:51 AM   #3
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that's kinda sad.
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:51 AM   #4
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Alcoholic for sure
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:52 AM   #5
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:53 AM   #6
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well it sounds like he got the medicine that he needed.
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:59 AM   #7
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so did you give him oral?
Is that what the kids call it these days? Wodka Coke?
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Old 07-24-2007, 10:00 AM   #8
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Old 07-24-2007, 10:45 AM   #9
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drugs rule !
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:27 AM   #10
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seems that guy forgot to take his pill this morning!
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:09 PM   #11
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thanks for sharing this story with us
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:09 PM   #12
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yeah, he might be an alcoholic! he gets that symptoms if he can't drink. gosh, that's hard!
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:21 PM   #13
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totally
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:39 PM   #14
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Turned out to be an english guy.
Are you sure he wasn't Scottish ?? I know tonnes of people like that...
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:46 PM   #15
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pretty fucked up indeed...
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:48 PM   #16
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Alcoholic that doesn't like flying. I had a friend that had to down half a 26 ouncer of Vodka before hoping on any plane.

My ex wife was like that also couldn't fly straight.
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:53 PM   #17
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Wow, what a totally amazing excellent discovery.....NOT.

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Old 07-24-2007, 03:25 PM   #18
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That's pretty fucked up indeed...
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Old 07-24-2007, 03:33 PM   #19
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Alcoholic that doesn't like flying. I had a friend that had to down half a 26 ouncer of Vodka before hoping on any plane.

My ex wife was like that also couldn't fly straight.

I always order vodka when I fly .. yesterday I had an early flight . .around 7 o clock in the morning . .didnt go to bed . . stayed up all night . . so I wouldnt miss my fuckin flight . . .get on the flight order some vodka . . all the people around me ordering their coffees looked at me funny .. like I was some crackhead
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