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Old 07-27-2007, 11:51 AM   #1
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Joke of the day: How do you fuck a 12 year old between the tits?
You kick in her ribcage first

Anybody else have some good jokes?
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Old 07-27-2007, 11:55 AM   #2
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Jesus dude.
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Old 07-27-2007, 11:59 AM   #3
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:02 PM   #4
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Thats pretty messed up dude.
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:04 PM   #5
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This is equally tasteless:

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:04 PM   #6
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you'll be banned alone for the fact that this joke is about 25 years old
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:05 PM   #7
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Not funny.....
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:05 PM   #8
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fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk what the fuck is wrong with you???? sicko!
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:06 PM   #9
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thats fucked up even for my twisted humor
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:08 PM   #10
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That reminds me of another sick joke. It's probably just as well I can't remember the whole thing.
UGLY BABY
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:10 PM   #11
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hey thats a coincidence... i saw the exact same joke about an hour ago in the comments on a dutch site, about some leaked nude pics of hollands next top model... she barely has tits
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:10 PM   #12
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that is uncalled for and void of any thought for the victims of such a haneous act. Fuck off now, that is my first advice, and second, visit any psych ward, prison or rehabilitative service in your area to see first hand what this shit does to people and tell me its a joke then fuck head.
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:10 PM   #13
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:11 PM   #14
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:14 PM   #16
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hey thats a coincidence... i saw the exact same joke about an hour ago in the comments on a dutch site, about some leaked nude pics of hollands next top model... she barely has tits
Nico, what was that about? I heard something about her but didnt know what it was about.

I saw that chick here in the wok to walk a few weeks ago btw.
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:17 PM   #17
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fuck... nasty joke. Keep em to yourself
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:23 PM   #19
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Now that is fucked up man.
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:25 PM   #20
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that is uncalled for and void of any thought for the victims of such a haneous act. Fuck off now, that is my first advice, and second, visit any psych ward, prison or rehabilitative service in your area to see first hand what this shit does to people and tell me its a joke then fuck head.
There are 12 year old victims that got their rib cage kicked in and titfucked?

Link me to an article, thats just fucked.
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:27 PM   #21
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:28 PM   #22
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:30 PM   #23
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yeah... somebody stop him....
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:30 PM   #24
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:31 PM   #25
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Nico, what was that about? I heard something about her but didnt know what it was about.

I saw that chick here in the wok to walk a few weeks ago btw.
check out http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/970321.html
they used to have it uncensored + with face as i heard but the chick complained, so they deleted faces, then they figured out she was 17 at the time of the pics so they had to censor them too lol...
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:31 PM   #26
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no really, really, somebody stop him....
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:46 PM   #28
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check out http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/970321.html
they used to have it uncensored + with face as i heard but the chick complained, so they deleted faces, then they figured out she was 17 at the time of the pics so they had to censor them too lol...
Hmm...she really did porn as in porn? I mean as in porn?
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:57 PM   #31
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what a lame and sick joke dude...
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:58 PM   #32
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12 year old?...

that's bad..
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That joke is NOOOOOOT funny!!
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Old 07-27-2007, 01:07 PM   #35
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As an avid fan of tasteless jokes, I didn't even find this one very funny...but to each their own I guess
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Hmm...she really did porn as in porn? I mean as in porn?
i dont know it does say she made a video too... maybe in the next geenstijl update
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Someone should ban that fucker.
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You kick in her ribcage first

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You sick fuck I would love to kick you in the fucking rib cage and then shove your fucking balls down your throat..dip shit
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who said that was a good joke
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Funny, I did the same thing to your mom.
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pity about the joke though
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um... I don't get it. How is that a joke? ....it doesn't even make sense


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Lots of Moral Police on duty today..
Think about the kicked in ribcage titty fuck victims!!!
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