Mens vs Women's Personal Ads: very different

[NTM]

==Typical Female ad:

I?m 30, divorced and so tired of playing games in dating. I?ve tried the pay-for dating websites and was dismayed that even with the purported straight-forward approach these sites offer, people STILL want to play games or just sleep with you. So if you?re into/looking for either of those things, I?m not your girl.

I?m looking for someone I can be honest with, who?s real, and who has a compatible personality and is open to a long-term relationship in the event that we happen to click.

My physical attributes: I?m 5?9?, curvy (if you have to ask what this means or how curvy, don?t even bother responding?let?s just say I?m average with larger breasts and hips, and I have a tummy), long dark brown hair and blue eyes. You should be at least 5?10?. I don?t mind my guys a little stocky or on the larger side, in fact, I prefer it. I?m really not into skinny guys. This puts your weight at a minimum of 200 pounds. However, I don?t really want someone who gets winded walking a few blocks up the street.

These are characteristics you have that would be consistent with the partner I'm looking for (in no specific order):

* Cynical
* Wry sense of humor
* Sarcastic
* Witty
* Intelligent
* Chivalrous
* No children
* Non-smoker, chewer
* Tidy
* Compassionate
* Hygienic
* No commitment / intimacy issues
* Mature
* Sincere
* Relaxed
* Passionate
* Agnostic
* No addiction issues
* Between the ages of 30-40
* Somewhat settled in your career
* Affectionate (cuddling, holding hands IN PUBLIC, making out)
* Good in bed (skilled, giving, uninhibited, adventurous)
* Not a gym-fanatic (hey, I like working out too, but Jesus, I don?t live there)

Bonus interests:

* Harry Potter
* Dancing
* Like of live music shows
* Like of cooking
* Lounging around in pajamas on Sundays watching movies you?ve seen 37 times and ordering pizza

Here is what I bring to a relationship:

All of the above. Oh, except I?m not generally chivalrous, but I do believe in reciprocity and will occasionally open a door for you or pick up the check.

I?m very direct and no-nonsense?brutally blunt at times. I often have no inner filter or monologue and just say whatever I?m thinking. You need to be able to handle this. I?m not rude to people. I believe in: tipping 20%, treating people in subservient positions with respect, and that I?m not the only person in the universe (consideration). I have a soft spot for animals, babies and the elderly. I?m not really an ?outdoorsy? girl. I like the occasional hike or camping trip, but I?m a city girl at heart.

So, if you?ve read this posting and thought, ?wow, this is exactly what I?m looking for too,? send me a reply. Please include a pic. Responses without one will be automatically deleted?I?m really not into wasting time. I?m not shallow in terms of physical appearance, but I?ve had enough experience to know if someone isn?t initially attractive to you, it?s rare for them to get more so out of interacting. If you?ve read this posting and thought, ?I embody SOME of these characteristics,? you?re probably wasting both our time in responding. Thanks for reading and happy hunting!

== Typical Male Ad:

Looking for someone under 30 and attractive. Hopefully not a total bitch.

[techtony]

I love it

[J. Falcon]

[Libertine]

Hmm. I'd date the chick described in that first ad.

[BaldBishop]

LoL

[Horny Dude]

I don't think you even need the 'under 30' anymore, just be alive!!! LOL!!

[jonesonyou]

Dating sites dont work .

[beemk]

Originally Posted by Libertine

Hmm. I'd date the chick described in that first ad.

what if shes legal?

[NTM]

Originally Posted by Libertine

Hmm. I'd date the chick described in that first ad.

Yes, but would she date you?

[Angelo22]

hehehe, nice one

[Libertine]

Originally Posted by NTM

Yes, but would she date you?

Nope. I'm too young, according to the ad