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07-27-2007, 02:30 PM
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This weekend = The Apocolypse
I'm going to church...
My nephew was recently baptized (I'm a big supporter of freedom of and freedom from religion) and I went and supported him. This Sunday he's doing something with the choir, so I'll be there again to support him. Since it will be in a church on Sunday, I'd advise anyone in the Henderson/Las Vegas to be careful of any lightning strikes in the area ;-) The pastor (who knows what I do and has had a couple friendly debates with me regarding porn) has even asked if I wanted to help lead in a hymn.... At first I felt like I was being punked...but decided I'm going to go ahead and do it...haha With my hair growing back out, I'm starting to look like Jesus again....could be very interesting...
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07-27-2007, 03:38 PM
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I'm not sure which hymn I'll lead the congregation in, but I'm sure "Jesus Saves" by SLAYER isn't one of them....
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07-27-2007, 04:11 PM
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Good luck dude. I was told that if I came back to church my skins would instantly burst into flame.
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07-27-2007, 04:57 PM
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Don't forget to let them know Jesus had dark skin... those crazy christians are worshiping some long haired white devil cracker!
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07-30-2007, 09:13 AM
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Well, that was definitely interesting and the lord has blessed a lot of cleavage at this church...it's one of those "modern" churches where people dress casual instead of shirt and tie (figures, I was one of two bozos to dress up nicely). There was quite a bit of cleavage on display....I'm thinking that maybe it was just some radical marketing/recruiting ploy ;-)
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07-30-2007, 09:15 AM
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07-30-2007, 09:17 AM
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Lol are you returning to the fold.
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07-30-2007, 09:20 AM
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07-30-2007, 10:07 AM
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yay! that's cool! Good luck to you...
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07-30-2007, 10:30 AM
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I have a very distant relative who died recently, one I barely know -- so funeral and service are pretty much "optional". All I know is at this point I'm too fearful that if I touch a church door lightening will probably strike me. (Or if I actually get in, holy water might make my skin burn.) So I'm just sending a sympathy card.
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07-30-2007, 10:39 AM
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I'm entertaining the idea of doing a porn debate with one of their pastors in a couple weeks
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07-30-2007, 11:43 AM
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When I was a kid, in church we used to laugh at the hymns...they always sounded sexual.
Lyrics like..."he's coming again." "When Jesus Comes." "He has risen." Etc. |
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