Full Time Job For Chicago Programmer! - GoFuckYourself.com

fbrtopic · 08-01-2007, 07:16 AM

Welcome to John Green Consulting and NJOY NOW!

We are small, quickly growing company located in Goose Island/West Loop (west of Gold Coast) looking for an Executive/Office assistant.

We are looking for a Web Programmer for a full time position on Goose Island (west of Gold Coast). Our main product is an Adult website, NJOY NOW, as well as other non-adult oriented projects, so you must be very mature and comfortable with Adult content. 21 years of age or older may only apply.

The ideal candidate will have a good working knowledge of popular programming languages:

+ PHP (Necessity!)
+ JavaScript
+ ActionScript
+ Flash
+ MySQL & SQL Server database management
+ Upgrading and improving existing systems
+ User functionality
+ Staying up-to-date on best practices in web design (adult AND non-adult)

Additionally, the perfect candidate will have the following capabilities:

+ 2-4 years experience in web programming/web development
+ Work on a deadline ? we introduce new content each day!
+ An eye for good visual design ? it?s important that everyday Web users can use our site
+ A willingness to learn and ability to grow.

Our current projects include:

+ Social Networking functionality
+ Blog platforms
+ Prepaid systems
+ Content Management System (CMS)
+ Web Analytics application

Our work environment is very relaxed, dress is casual/business-casual, we have frequent office lunches & outings and we have a lot of fun doing what we do. In return, we are all very mature, dedicated to our jobs, the company's growth and cooperative with one another. To be a part of our team, our new employee will have the same qualities.

Starting salary is $41,200, with a 90-day salary review and regular bonuses. John Green Consulting offers Health and Dental, as well as personal days, 10 paid holidays and vacation contingent on time with firm.

To learn more about the opportunity or apply, please send resumes with examples of previous work [email protected], with "Executive Assistant Position" as the 'Subject' line.

Thank You!

Sosa · 08-01-2007, 07:18 AM

good luck in your search.

fbrtopic · 08-01-2007, 07:24 AM

Thanks Sosa!

brand0n · 08-01-2007, 07:26 AM

isnt woj from the windy city?

if u could pry him away from 50 posts im sure he could fit that bill heh

Lycanthrope · 08-01-2007, 07:27 AM

Is living in the Chicago area a must? I have a friend in Kenosha that is qualified and may be interested. I'll pass the info along.

fbrtopic · 08-01-2007, 07:38 AM

Yeah, living here is a must. We've dealt with consultants outside the office in the past, and it just has never panned out well for us.

Vendzilla · 08-01-2007, 08:04 AM

I was in Chicago last January, nice weather, NOT, freaking cold there

Lycanthrope · 08-01-2007, 08:07 AM

Well, commuting wouldn't be an issue. It is only 60 miles. In fact, he does it now. I could only see it being an issue in an emergency which is why I thought I would ask.

Sosa · 08-01-2007, 08:12 AM

can you talk my wife into moving to the city? we will be there in two weeks for 5 days. Can't wait to visit Chicago again!

fbrtopic · 08-01-2007, 08:17 AM

Haha, well when you're here we should go grab some drinks. On Saturday nights there is a bar a few blocks from my place that serves breakfast while playing porn on the TV's. "Smut and Eggs" is what it's called.

Commuting is fine, living in the city would probably be better for him. We pay enough to where that's not that big of a problem though, I do pretty well. If you can recommend him, have him give me an email at the email posted above.

Sosa, hit me up on ICQ sometime.

tranza · 08-01-2007, 08:28 AM

Uhmmmm... Isn't that a bit low for a programmer?

bDok · 08-01-2007, 08:43 AM

with that pay you are going to get someone that kinda knows those skill sets. good luck.

fbrtopic · 08-01-2007, 08:58 AM

I live off of it, but we get lots of bonus' from a lot of different aspects. It's more of a base salary, with extras thrown in very frequently. Either way, it's what my boss has allotted for now.

Sosa · 08-01-2007, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fbrtopic

Haha, well when you're here we should go grab some drinks. On Saturday nights there is a bar a few blocks from my place that serves breakfast while playing porn on the TV's. "Smut and Eggs" is what it's called.

Commuting is fine, living in the city would probably be better for him. We pay enough to where that's not that big of a problem though, I do pretty well. If you can recommend him, have him give me an email at the email posted above.

Sosa, hit me up on ICQ sometime.

I'll be out for 30 min or so. you can icq me 63877860 and I'll get back to you

08-01-2007, 07:16 AM	#1
fbrtopic Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 283	Full Time Job For Chicago Programmer! Welcome to John Green Consulting and NJOY NOW! We are small, quickly growing company located in Goose Island/West Loop (west of Gold Coast) looking for an Executive/Office assistant. We are looking for a Web Programmer for a full time position on Goose Island (west of Gold Coast). Our main product is an Adult website, NJOY NOW, as well as other non-adult oriented projects, so you must be very mature and comfortable with Adult content. 21 years of age or older may only apply. The ideal candidate will have a good working knowledge of popular programming languages: + PHP (Necessity!) + JavaScript + ActionScript + Flash + MySQL & SQL Server database management + Upgrading and improving existing systems + User functionality + Staying up-to-date on best practices in web design (adult AND non-adult) Additionally, the perfect candidate will have the following capabilities: + 2-4 years experience in web programming/web development + Work on a deadline ? we introduce new content each day! + An eye for good visual design ? it?s important that everyday Web users can use our site + A willingness to learn and ability to grow. Our current projects include: + Social Networking functionality + Blog platforms + Prepaid systems + Content Management System (CMS) + Web Analytics application Our work environment is very relaxed, dress is casual/business-casual, we have frequent office lunches & outings and we have a lot of fun doing what we do. In return, we are all very mature, dedicated to our jobs, the company's growth and cooperative with one another. To be a part of our team, our new employee will have the same qualities. Starting salary is $41,200, with a 90-day salary review and regular bonuses. John Green Consulting offers Health and Dental, as well as personal days, 10 paid holidays and vacation contingent on time with firm. To learn more about the opportunity or apply, please send resumes with examples of previous work [email protected], with "Executive Assistant Position" as the 'Subject' line. Thank You!

08-01-2007, 07:26 AM	#4
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	isnt woj from the windy city? if u could pry him away from 50 posts im sure he could fit that bill heh __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

08-01-2007, 07:27 AM	#5
Lycanthrope Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4,517	Is living in the Chicago area a must? I have a friend in Kenosha that is qualified and may be interested. I'll pass the info along. __________________

08-01-2007, 08:04 AM	#7
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	I was in Chicago last January, nice weather, NOT, freaking cold there __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

08-01-2007, 08:07 AM	#8
Lycanthrope Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4,517	Well, commuting wouldn't be an issue. It is only 60 miles. In fact, he does it now. I could only see it being an issue in an emergency which is why I thought I would ask. __________________

08-01-2007, 07:18 AM	#2
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	good luck in your search.

08-01-2007, 07:24 AM	#3
fbrtopic Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 283	Thanks Sosa!

08-01-2007, 07:38 AM	#6
fbrtopic Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 283	Yeah, living here is a must. We've dealt with consultants outside the office in the past, and it just has never panned out well for us.

08-01-2007, 08:12 AM	#9
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	can you talk my wife into moving to the city? we will be there in two weeks for 5 days. Can't wait to visit Chicago again!

08-01-2007, 08:17 AM	#10
fbrtopic Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 283	Haha, well when you're here we should go grab some drinks. On Saturday nights there is a bar a few blocks from my place that serves breakfast while playing porn on the TV's. "Smut and Eggs" is what it's called. Commuting is fine, living in the city would probably be better for him. We pay enough to where that's not that big of a problem though, I do pretty well. If you can recommend him, have him give me an email at the email posted above. Sosa, hit me up on ICQ sometime.

08-01-2007, 08:28 AM	#11
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Uhmmmm... Isn't that a bit low for a programmer? __________________ I'm just a newbie.

08-01-2007, 08:43 AM	#12
bDok Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: SD/OC/LA Posts: 1,917	with that pay you are going to get someone that kinda knows those skill sets. good luck. __________________ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Warriors come out to plaAAaayyy! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

08-01-2007, 08:58 AM	#13
fbrtopic Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 283	I live off of it, but we get lots of bonus' from a lot of different aspects. It's more of a base salary, with extras thrown in very frequently. Either way, it's what my boss has allotted for now.