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Jesus loves bacon
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Mouse found in a bag of potato chips...
Frito-Lay Inc. says it will investigate a Havre man's "unsubstantiated claim" that he found a deep-fried mouse in a bag of barbecue potato chips.
Jack Hines, a 66-year-old former laborer and contractor, said he was snacking on the chips Tuesday when he pulled out the crispy rodent. "Good thing I seen it. I got it all the way up to my mouth," he said. "I felt the fur, I brought it back down and just looked at it and threw it behind my back." Frito-Lay was sending a representative to retrieve the bag and the mouse this weekend. Both will be shipped to company headquarters in Plano, Texas, for an investigation. Company spokesman Jared Dougherty said a photo of the mouse makes him "very skeptical" it entered the bag during the manufacturing process. He called the case an "unsubstantiated claim." Quote:
This is definitely a better prize than those cheesy stick on tattooes you get in your Cracker Jack box ;-)
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Gag Reflex....
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Nasty. When I was a kid I found a beetle in a box of cracker jacks.
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pr0's goat screwed me
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When I was 18 I was eating a tuna salad sandwich I bought. I bit into it and realized I had bitten into a roach! It was fucking nasty.
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The thought of it makes me sick lol i bet it got in after the bag left the factory.
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there's no $$$ in porn
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm crispy mouse hmmmmmmmmmm
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Jesus loves bacon
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What no pic?
When we lived on staten island, we ordered a pizza from pizza hut. When we got it home and went to eat it, we realized there was a roach baked on top like a topping. Needless to say, that went back for a refund. :D
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That's fucked up...
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You should have to pay extra for that. I bet it weighed a lot more than what the label said it did.
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All I ever got was a lone Mintie inside a bag of Kool Mints. The packet is transparent but I didn't notice until I got it home... I vowed to keep it sealed because it was so cool, but one night I accidentally opened the wrong packet.
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eeewww... fried mouse together with chips? eeeewwww...
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Oh god thats horrible.....I don't like Fritos much anymore anyway, But damn I hope that doesn't happen to Turtle Chex Mix lol
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He's lying. You know that fucker just wants a lifetime supply of free barbecue chips.
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Jesus loves bacon
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Actually, with some of the crap they pack into snack foods these days, the mouse might well be the healthiest thing in the bag ;-)
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the mouse was alive ? :P
heheh
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Man thats scary but it's bound to happen.
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That's just disgusting, and I look at some pretty nasty stuff all day long!
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uuuu fried mouse
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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mouse...iwwww that's really filthy!!
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I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. So anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over. When he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEY HAD BEEN STOLEN and he saw a note on his mirror that said "Call 911!" but he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an email entitled "Join the crew!"
He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a Nigerian computer programmer who is working on software to save us from Armageddon when the year 2012 rolls around. His program will prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get together and distribute the $600 Nieman-Marcus cookie recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates (It's true--I read it all last week in a mass email from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disneyworld Vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the email to everyone I know). The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his missing kidney, but reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that said "Welcome to the world of AIDS." Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital--the very one where that little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him an email and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for every email he receives. I sent him two emails and one of them was a bunch of X's and O's in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to twenty people you will have good luck but ten people only will give you OK luck and if you send it to less than ten people you will have bad luck FOR SEVEN YEARS!) So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the way he noticed another car driving along without its lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation. Oh and last year i bit into a staple in my pizza pizza.. had to get shots and antibiotics....
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maybe the person it in, so they can sue.
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if it's proven to be true I wonder how much money the man stands to make if he sues?
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That or money for nothing. People that lazy and scandelous piss me off. Just get a job like the rest of us. Quit being a drain on society and just kill yourself.
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A freakin' legend!
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Bend over, it's lawsuit time.
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yuck!!!! I´ve probably would not have seen it and started chewing it..........munchies are munchies!
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if true.. he sees money signs
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I ate the rat. And Got the Plague .
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So Fucking Banned
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yukkkkkkk thats disgusting...
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I need a beer
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Sounds like a set up
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That's truly disgusting... yuckkk!
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deep fried mouse...crunchy!
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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that sounds not healthy
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Yuck.........
whats nasty picture is that........ but make me reallize to check the bread first before buying it..... |
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Oh Mah GAWD, thanks for making me puke
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my gf would have died if that happend to her..
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Meaty chips...
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the guy fucked up.. we will never know now..
He gave the bag and mouse to frito-lay = he no longer has any case. do you really think frito-lay will say.. TEST RESULTS -------------- Extensive testing reveals we did actually cook dirty rodents into our chips , and theres a chance theres dirty rodents in any of our bags, we screwed up and were sorry .. we will now pay the victim millions of dollars for his pain and suffering. -------------------- They basically already called the guy a liar because they know damn well he cant prove anything anymore because they have the bag and the rodent.
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theres a good chance this prob did happen because any company would want to clear their name , and doing your own tests on your own product is pretty suspicious.. if frito-lay thought it was a hoax they would have an outside company test it and declare it a hoax. they are testing it themselves because i'm sure they know they fucked up..( and to avoid a lawsuit )
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Totally fucked up.
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i can't imagine.. and i was wondering the same thing as mentioned above - if frito lay is doing the testing, and it really did happen, are they really going to own up to it?
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disgusting!
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