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Old 08-01-2007, 10:40 PM   #1
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Did your wife get fat as you married her?

I swear to god as I was fucking my wife during our honey moon she doubled in size.

Happen to anyone else?
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Old 08-01-2007, 10:43 PM   #2
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no she lost some pounds due to massive sex action
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Old 08-01-2007, 10:48 PM   #3
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Did your wife get fat as you married her?
Yep - could see her putting on weight as she walked up the aisle BP
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Old 08-01-2007, 10:52 PM   #4
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Yep - could see her putting on weight as she walked up the aisle BP
She used to go to the gym all the time. She now spends her days with her feet up watching the television.
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Old 08-01-2007, 10:57 PM   #5
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Old 08-01-2007, 11:06 PM   #6
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Yep, she did get fat after marriage, it happens to many women ...
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Old 08-01-2007, 11:09 PM   #7
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My wife lost 100lbs after we got married
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Old 08-01-2007, 11:14 PM   #8
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I swear to god as I was fucking my wife during our honey moon she doubled in size.

Happen to anyone else?
Same here. After the get maried women do feel like they have to continue to make an effort to be attractive...
(Ok, most women could probably say the same about men anyway...)
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Old 08-01-2007, 11:16 PM   #9
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Same here. After the get maried women do feel like they have to continue to make an effort to be attractive...
(Ok, most women could probably say the same about men anyway...)
I used to be able to do 100 sit ups per day. I now have problems doing 1.

I have a new exercise thing. I want to get doing 100 sit ups per day, 100 chin ups and 100 press ups.
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Old 08-01-2007, 11:52 PM   #10
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I swear to god as I was fucking my wife during our honey moon she doubled in size.

Happen to anyone else?
There's a comedy scene:
You: Oh yeah, oh yeah, ohhhhhhh...
Her: How was it for you honey?
You: AHHHHH! DID I PUMP THAT MUCH SPERM IN YOU?

No offence to your wife and all.
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:14 AM   #11
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There's a comedy scene:
You: Oh yeah, oh yeah, ohhhhhhh...
Her: How was it for you honey?
You: AHHHHH! DID I PUMP THAT MUCH SPERM IN YOU?

No offence to your wife and all.

No offense taken.

She did double in size on our honey moon.
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:20 AM   #12
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My first wife had a great bod when I met her, doubled size when we got married. When I left her I saw her a few months later and surprise surprise, she was back to being in great shape again.

Getting married again next month to a babe with a great bod.....FOR NOW!!!
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:14 AM   #13
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nope.

but we still divorced, though.
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:30 AM   #14
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lmfao wow

My girls is really skinny but has the italian hips.. Im sure soon as she pops out some babies she'll put on some pounds. Hopefully we can work off the pounds in bed.. if not she will still be beautiful in my eyes.. just not as beautiful as my mistress.... lmfao j.k
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:31 AM   #15
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My wife lost 100lbs after we got married
Really......
I think its not bad for her to loss weight.....
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:36 AM   #16
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A year later and my wife has maintained. Her twin sister had a baby 4 months ago, and she weighs less than before. I am confident my wife will maintain.
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