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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 679
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Did your wife get fat as you married her?
I swear to god as I was fucking my wife during our honey moon she doubled in size.
Happen to anyone else? |
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boots are my religion
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Heart of europe
Posts: 21,765
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no she lost some pounds due to massive sex action
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jun 2007
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So Fucking Banned
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle
Posts: 3,201
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Time for Divorce!
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Click on my TCG signature
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 20,825
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Yep, she did get fat after marriage, it happens to many women ...
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#7 |
I'm Lenny2 Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: On top of my soapbox
Posts: 13,449
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My wife lost 100lbs after we got married
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 431
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(Ok, most women could probably say the same about men anyway...) |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 679
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I have a new exercise thing. I want to get doing 100 sit ups per day, 100 chin ups and 100 press ups. |
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Mostly retired
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 3,231
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![]() You: Oh yeah, oh yeah, ohhhhhhh... Her: How was it for you honey? You: AHHHHH! DID I PUMP THAT MUCH SPERM IN YOU? No offence to your wife and all.
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So Fucking Banned
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: back of beyond
Posts: 2,951
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My first wife had a great bod when I met her, doubled size when we got married. When I left her I saw her a few months later and surprise surprise, she was back to being in great shape again.
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#13 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico
Posts: 2,884
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nope.
but we still divorced, though. |
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#14 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Toronto
Posts: 2,867
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lmfao wow
My girls is really skinny but has the italian hips.. Im sure soon as she pops out some babies she'll put on some pounds. Hopefully we can work off the pounds in bed.. if not she will still be beautiful in my eyes.. just not as beautiful as my mistress.... lmfao j.k
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#15 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 1,438
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Really......
I think its not bad for her to loss weight..... |
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A year later and my wife has maintained. Her twin sister had a baby 4 months ago, and she weighs less than before. I am confident my wife will maintain.
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