Review of Healthy Choice Cafe Steamer meals - GoFuckYourself.com

Tom_PM · 08-07-2007, 01:58 PM

THEY SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!!

The only good thing I can say is that they reaffirm the absolute fact that all frozen "meals" are warmed over crap.

They have a steamer basket inside a bowl. Theory being that the sauce being nuked will creat steam which cooks the food (well, reheats it). Well it doesnt work. I have a huge hog of a microwave, 1500 watts, and the meal was still half frozen after the recommended time (typically based on 1000 watt oven).

To learn it was not done yet, I had to tear the top film off, so much for any more steam cooking.

I wound up with some disgusting white grains in a watery slush (rice) with tiny bits of white meat (chicken) and teensy shrimp. Took one nibble of this mess and threw it in the garbage.

Nuked a bag of popcorn for lunch instead. Far less calories, fat, cholesterol and sodium anyway, and very flavorful.

Now back to porn.

08-07-2007, 01:58 PM	#1
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Review of Healthy Choice Cafe Steamer meals THEY SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!! The only good thing I can say is that they reaffirm the absolute fact that all frozen "meals" are warmed over crap. They have a steamer basket inside a bowl. Theory being that the sauce being nuked will creat steam which cooks the food (well, reheats it). Well it doesnt work. I have a huge hog of a microwave, 1500 watts, and the meal was still half frozen after the recommended time (typically based on 1000 watt oven). To learn it was not done yet, I had to tear the top film off, so much for any more steam cooking. I wound up with some disgusting white grains in a watery slush (rice) with tiny bits of white meat (chicken) and teensy shrimp. Took one nibble of this mess and threw it in the garbage. Nuked a bag of popcorn for lunch instead. Far less calories, fat, cholesterol and sodium anyway, and very flavorful. Now back to porn. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.