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Ripshit · 08-08-2007, 01:32 PM

Hey guys I need some advice on getting laid here isnt there like a good book or something on this?
Im a bit older than most of the girls I like 18 to 24 Im 33 but Im finding I have nothing in common with them at all but of course Im still attracted to them.
I also have put on some weight since I was in my 20s due to the amounts of beer I drink and I smoke butts too so.

Need some advice on how to get some of these lovely ladies Ive been seeing around to get with them.

Any Ideas on how I can do this?

who · 08-08-2007, 01:33 PM

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Ripshit · 08-08-2007, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by who

Become a millionaire.

yeah if only it was just that easy

Ripshit · 08-08-2007, 01:45 PM

I just dont know what to do Im getting seriously depressed its been almost a year here and nothing and I just cant relate to girls that were like in diapers when I was in high school but I am so attracted to themnow that they are over 18.
Also I am not attracted to women over the age of 22 at all some that are up to 24 but mostly just between 18 and 22

MetaMan · 08-08-2007, 01:47 PM

go workout, it helps your convidence tons,

just be your fucking self also, alot of try hards girls will laught at.

and just remember it is a better feeling being turned down then not trying to pick them up at all.

you cant really go and look for it, just take it when it comes, 1 tip is always put on a smile when looking at a girl, you dont want to give that "what is this creep lookin at" look.

a simple smile goes a long way to show they are interested.

it would surprise you how many girls do not actually get approached.

artman · 08-08-2007, 01:48 PM

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JesseD · 08-08-2007, 01:49 PM

alcohol!

Ripshit · 08-08-2007, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

go workout, it helps your convidence tons,

just be your fucking self also, alot of try hards girls will laught at.

and just remember it is a better feeling being turned down then not trying to pick them up at all.

you cant really go and look for it, just take it when it comes, 1 tip is always put on a smile when looking at a girl, you dont want to give that "what is this creep lookin at" look.

a simple smile goes a long way to show they are interested.

it would surprise you how many girls do not actually get approached.

Thanks for this advice.I do need to seriously get in the gym again.

Phat Phil · 08-08-2007, 01:50 PM

Rent a large plain white van, go to McDonalds, and wave candy around then throw it in the back of your van, and when the blonde jumps in.. Lock the Door!

Ripshit · 08-08-2007, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by artman

signup for adult friend finder
search for girls in your area that fall under "A little extra padding "
message all of them
aff is great for hunting down local fatties for a quick nut!

No see the other thing is I could get laid by this method but Im very picky about the woman Im going to be bedding up with and lil extra padding just is nasty to me.

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Ripshit · 08-08-2007, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Phat Phil

Rent a large plain white van, go to McDonalds, and wave candy around then throw it in the back of your van, and when the blonde jumps in.. Lock the Door!

thats just fucked up man.

teg0 · 08-08-2007, 01:54 PM

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Ripshit · 08-08-2007, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

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Phat Phil · 08-08-2007, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ripshit

thats just fucked up man.

lol you know im joking

Ripshit · 08-08-2007, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Phat Phil

lol you know im joking

lol sick but good non the less Ill give it to ya.

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08-08-2007, 01:32 PM	#1
Ripshit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 951	Need some advice on getting laid here guys Hey guys I need some advice on getting laid here isnt there like a good book or something on this? Im a bit older than most of the girls I like 18 to 24 Im 33 but Im finding I have nothing in common with them at all but of course Im still attracted to them. I also have put on some weight since I was in my 20s due to the amounts of beer I drink and I smoke butts too so. Need some advice on how to get some of these lovely ladies Ive been seeing around to get with them. Any Ideas on how I can do this?

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Ripshit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 951	I just dont know what to do Im getting seriously depressed its been almost a year here and nothing and I just cant relate to girls that were like in diapers when I was in high school but I am so attracted to themnow that they are over 18. Also I am not attracted to women over the age of 22 at all some that are up to 24 but mostly just between 18 and 22 Last edited by Ripshit; 08-08-2007 at 01:46 PM..

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	go workout, it helps your convidence tons, just be your fucking self also, alot of try hards girls will laught at. and just remember it is a better feeling being turned down then not trying to pick them up at all. you cant really go and look for it, just take it when it comes, 1 tip is always put on a smile when looking at a girl, you dont want to give that "what is this creep lookin at" look. a simple smile goes a long way to show they are interested. it would surprise you how many girls do not actually get approached.

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