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minniesoporno · 08-12-2007, 03:54 PM

Well the boyfriend's birthday is coming up and I am wondering what the hell should I get him.

Last year I tired the 3some thing and that didn't work out to well .... he wasn't ready to handle that much pressure.

I am thinking of getting him a GPS system for his car of course him being the man he says he does not need one, but he is always getting lost and I am tired of driving around for hours with him trying to prove him I am right. or if he coming over to visit me directing him how to get to my place via mapquest.

but I need more ideas in various price ranges from 20$ to 500$.

Libertine · 08-12-2007, 03:56 PM

Edit: I can't read

PMdave · 08-12-2007, 03:57 PM

age? interests?

Intricate · 08-12-2007, 03:57 PM

You should totally get him a GPS.... that's what I was going to recommend before I saw that you were already thinking about it. I know I want a GPS for my birthday

viki · 08-12-2007, 03:57 PM

Seems like the GPS might be more of a gift for yourself even though you'll be giving it to him.

MaDalton · 08-12-2007, 04:00 PM

gps or threesome - interesting choices...

jaysmoke · 08-12-2007, 04:03 PM

forget the GPS---- get a sirius sat radio- he will marry you after getting Sirius!
www.siriusradiocanada.com

jaysmoke · 08-12-2007, 04:04 PM

and hey when is that launch party for your site ???????????
now that will be a party in the TEE DOT !!!

minniesoporno · 08-12-2007, 04:10 PM

he will be turning 24. basically typically 24 y/o stuff, liquor, food, sex, game consoles.

I was thinking about sirus since he does love his music, but I am wondeirng if I could get him the subscription for the year on it.

lol the GPS will be for him, I already know the car I Am buying will have one built in. I just find it cute how instead of him going on how he is lost he will beat around the bush with what street is that again, and where am I instead of coming out saying he is lost.

jaysmoke · 08-12-2007, 04:12 PM

yes they do have a yearly subscription

Libertine · 08-12-2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minniesoporno

Last year I tired the 3some thing and that didn't work out to well .... he wasn't ready to handle that much pressure.

He's dating a porn actress, yet he can't handle the pressure of a threesome?

minniesoporno · 08-12-2007, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

He's dating a porn actress, yet he can't handle the pressure of a threesome?

he likes the fantasy not the real thing. cool well sirus seems to be doing it, I know by time I get my car he will be begging to drive it all the time.

minniesoporno · 08-12-2007, 04:17 PM

I am thinking of getting him this, since the whole GPS thing might cause a fight then a good thank you.

http://www.thesourcecc.com/estore/pr...duct=1 219811

pussyluver · 08-12-2007, 04:17 PM

Minni, suggest doing your website in all one lanquage.

As for the B/F birthday. Try the threesome part two. How it works depends on the girls involved. How could one sucking his cock while the other licks his balls not work????? Make sure she is attractive to him. Assume your there too.

jaysmoke · 08-12-2007, 04:18 PM

best bet is hit future shop or best buy

WHAT ABOUT THE LAUNCH PARTY ???????????????????

Casa Nova · 08-12-2007, 04:18 PM

Yeh Get the GPS, he may joke around about it at first but he will come to love it after using it for a while. If he's into gaming & doesn't have one yet get him a PS3 or 360?

I'm all out of ideas, my girlfriend asked me what i wanted for my birthday & I had no answers, the only thing I need is her.

Aquarius · 08-12-2007, 04:19 PM

A GPS sounds good.

minniesoporno · 08-12-2007, 04:20 PM

the website is not finished as yet, the webmaster is working on that stuff, there was a major delay on some server problem, and the launch party is in progress. it looking to be at club laid with combine of my birthday its not til febuary 11th.

the 3some won't work because he wasn't expecting it to actually happen, he just like the idea of saying it. when he is ready for it he can speak up.

So its sirus radio it is.

he has had me for almost 7 years now, some times I wonder how he puts up with my ass. I like the GPS, but I know he will enjoy Sirus Radio so who knows he might end up getting both,

Libertine · 08-12-2007, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver

Minni, suggest doing your website in all one lanquage.

That's just fake Latin used as a filler instead of real text when you're developing websites.

rowan · 08-12-2007, 04:23 PM

I love my GPS navigator, it tells me to turn left into nothing, or drive through an "end road" sign, or crash through a security gate

jaysmoke · 08-12-2007, 04:23 PM

make sure you send me an invite as u listen to his sirius radio

minniesoporno · 08-12-2007, 04:28 PM

ONce I figure out the final details of my party there will be a guest list for people to get them self on. I haven't finanlized anything because I Am still waiting on the stats from the site so that way i get more webmasters knowing what to do with them.

jaysmoke · 08-12-2007, 04:35 PM

OK cheers and good luck witht the Sirius- I cant live without mine !

rowan · 08-12-2007, 04:38 PM

Oh yeah, another fun thing about TomTom is that if your GPS position and where it thinks the road is a little off, it will show a dotted line with "50m" or whatever, saying you need to travel a short distance to get to the road (eg if you were on a private driveway). The problem is that it doesn't give any clue about your ultimate direction, so if the road position data is wrong it thinks you're travelling next to the road and will not give you any directions other than to drive 50 metres east to the road. Last weekend I ended up travelling about 5km west when I was supposed to be travelling north because of this issue. (I didn't really care since it was a leisurely Sunday drive to nowhere in particular... but some might...)

cashbot · 08-12-2007, 05:48 PM

steak and a blowjob ought to do the trick

Spunky · 08-12-2007, 08:03 PM

Strap one on and surprise him

Clark Miller · 08-12-2007, 10:33 PM

Get him GPS and Sat. Radio... sugar coat it.

Babaganoosh · 08-12-2007, 10:39 PM

Check out the Garmin Nuvi 350 GPS. So far I haven't seen another GPS unit that can compete for that price.

M0nk · 08-12-2007, 11:14 PM

the answer is easy!....a flesh light!!!! :P

Fap · 08-12-2007, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

He's dating a porn actress, yet he can't handle the pressure of a threesome?

my thoughts exactly..

Axeman · 08-13-2007, 12:26 AM

I suggest you get him your box in a box.

bobby666 · 08-13-2007, 04:11 AM

get him:
handcuffs
a dog collar
a leash
a whip
and you both will have fun

zand_stein · 08-13-2007, 04:32 AM

I think gps will do a lot......

pussyluver · 08-13-2007, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

That's just fake Latin used as a filler instead of real text when you're developing websites.

Duh - have done that myself, but grab some text I can read... no big deal. Looks like the site is comming along.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-13-2007, 07:40 AM

I think if I were stuck between getting the GPS or the Sirius....if he's a good boy then I'd get him both lol

GeXus · 08-13-2007, 07:46 AM

Maybe a fleshlight? He could use it while your out fucking other guys...

Scott McD · 08-13-2007, 07:50 AM

He didn't like the threesome ?!?!?!

You didn't bring another guy did you ???

CaptainHowdy · 08-13-2007, 07:53 AM

I'd wish my girl would give a 3some as a bda7 gift, damm...

sniperwolf · 08-13-2007, 07:57 AM

well, maybe the GPS will do. But it's still up to you...

riabanana · 08-13-2007, 08:04 AM

Why not give him an orgy? or some kink cake will do I think.

potter · 08-13-2007, 08:04 AM

Anything at the apple store..

Madame0120 · 08-13-2007, 12:12 PM

I say keep it simple ...

It may not be Steak & Blow Job Day, but it is one of those holidays you can celebrate anytime.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

royaljelly2 · 08-13-2007, 12:15 PM

serius radio is good!

jonesonyou · 08-13-2007, 12:24 PM

Go with indash dvd player the pioneer has builtin gps and attached sat radio option. I would bet the rest of the brands all have them. Find the one with the best rated gps system and the sirius radio or xm radio. Everything in one.

Baal.PitBull · 08-13-2007, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minniesoporno

Last year I tired the 3some thing and that didn't work out to well .... he wasn't ready to handle that much pressure.

When you give your boyfriend a threesome for his birthday its supposed to be with another woman, not Ron Jeremy!

really though go with the radio.

The Heron · 08-13-2007, 01:38 PM

Get a new bf, this one sounds like a retard.
-Gets lost
-can't handle a 3some
yep he sucks

everestcash · 08-13-2007, 01:59 PM

I'd recommend Sony NV-U70T GPS

i use it and it seems to be very good

everestcash · 08-13-2007, 02:05 PM

it was $650 in a local store but i'm sure in USA it should be cheaper
http://electronics.pricegrabber.com/...=sony%20nv

minniesoporno · 08-13-2007, 05:26 PM

For those going on about the 3some I gave my bf last year for his birthday IT WAS WITH ANOTHER WOMEN, he has a huge crush on a girl I am seeing and whenever I am with him he is always asking about her like we're back in high school. it cute and it got to the point where I knew he wanted to fuck her. but it did not work out for some reason.

As for the present I am still undecided on what to get him I am thinking of getting sirus radio just because he is soo hell bent on he does not need a GPS and I want him happy on his birthday then trying to think of a way to get rid of the present I got him

I already got him a cell phone pay and talk from telus LG245 I think they have a built in GPS plan with telus so he can use his phone to direct himself. but he does not know his phone can do that but I Am sure once he loads it up with games and ring tones of his favorite songs he will.

Thanks for everyone who is commenting on my site .... i am still planning for that launch party. I am trying to figure out where I can get posters made and my pornos on dvds to play on the wall at the lounge I want to have it at,

I am thinking of getting him an ipod shuffle in blue it's his favorite colour and he can add the songs he wants when he comes over since he does not have a computer. that way it gives him an excuse more then usual to come and see then just my cooking and mind blowing sex.

and when I hate sex with ron jermey he was no where in the hotel room but he did call me to ask me how it was the next morning when I was half drunk.

rowan · 08-14-2007, 09:25 PM

You had a threesome with a girl you're "seeing" and you wonder why he goes all funny once he actually sees you doing your thing?

08-12-2007, 03:54 PM	#1
minniesoporno Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Toronto Canada Posts: 1,150	present for the boyfriend Well the boyfriend's birthday is coming up and I am wondering what the hell should I get him. Last year I tired the 3some thing and that didn't work out to well .... he wasn't ready to handle that much pressure. I am thinking of getting him a GPS system for his car of course him being the man he says he does not need one, but he is always getting lost and I am tired of driving around for hours with him trying to prove him I am right. or if he coming over to visit me directing him how to get to my place via mapquest. but I need more ideas in various price ranges from 20$ to 500$.

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Casa Nova Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,867	Yeh Get the GPS, he may joke around about it at first but he will come to love it after using it for a while. If he's into gaming & doesn't have one yet get him a PS3 or 360? I'm all out of ideas, my girlfriend asked me what i wanted for my birthday & I had no answers, the only thing I need is her. __________________ ICQ: 405 009 573

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PMdave Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,517	age? interests?

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Intricate Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Quebec City, Quebec Posts: 133	You should totally get him a GPS.... that's what I was going to recommend before I saw that you were already thinking about it. I know I want a GPS for my birthday

08-12-2007, 04:03 PM	#7
jaysmoke Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: TORONTO Posts: 1,192	forget the GPS---- get a sirius sat radio- he will marry you after getting Sirius! www.siriusradiocanada.com

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jaysmoke Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: TORONTO Posts: 1,192	and hey when is that launch party for your site ??????????? now that will be a party in the TEE DOT !!!

08-12-2007, 04:10 PM	#9
minniesoporno Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Toronto Canada Posts: 1,150	he will be turning 24. basically typically 24 y/o stuff, liquor, food, sex, game consoles. I was thinking about sirus since he does love his music, but I am wondeirng if I could get him the subscription for the year on it. lol the GPS will be for him, I already know the car I Am buying will have one built in. I just find it cute how instead of him going on how he is lost he will beat around the bush with what street is that again, and where am I instead of coming out saying he is lost.

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jaysmoke Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: TORONTO Posts: 1,192	yes they do have a yearly subscription

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minniesoporno Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Toronto Canada Posts: 1,150	I am thinking of getting him this, since the whole GPS thing might cause a fight then a good thank you. http://www.thesourcecc.com/estore/pr...duct=1 219811

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pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Minni, suggest doing your website in all one lanquage. As for the B/F birthday. Try the threesome part two. How it works depends on the girls involved. How could one sucking his cock while the other licks his balls not work????? Make sure she is attractive to him. Assume your there too.

08-12-2007, 04:19 PM	#17
Aquarius Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mom's basement Posts: 4,754	A GPS sounds good.

08-12-2007, 04:20 PM	#18
minniesoporno Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Toronto Canada Posts: 1,150	the website is not finished as yet, the webmaster is working on that stuff, there was a major delay on some server problem, and the launch party is in progress. it looking to be at club laid with combine of my birthday its not til febuary 11th. the 3some won't work because he wasn't expecting it to actually happen, he just like the idea of saying it. when he is ready for it he can speak up. So its sirus radio it is. he has had me for almost 7 years now, some times I wonder how he puts up with my ass. I like the GPS, but I know he will enjoy Sirus Radio so who knows he might end up getting both, Last edited by minniesoporno; 08-12-2007 at 04:22 PM..

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I love my GPS navigator, it tells me to turn left into nothing, or drive through an "end road" sign, or crash through a security gate

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minniesoporno Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Toronto Canada Posts: 1,150	ONce I figure out the final details of my party there will be a guest list for people to get them self on. I haven't finanlized anything because I Am still waiting on the stats from the site so that way i get more webmasters knowing what to do with them.

08-12-2007, 04:35 PM	#23
jaysmoke Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: TORONTO Posts: 1,192	OK cheers and good luck witht the Sirius- I cant live without mine !

08-12-2007, 04:38 PM	#24
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Oh yeah, another fun thing about TomTom is that if your GPS position and where it thinks the road is a little off, it will show a dotted line with "50m" or whatever, saying you need to travel a short distance to get to the road (eg if you were on a private driveway). The problem is that it doesn't give any clue about your ultimate direction, so if the road position data is wrong it thinks you're travelling next to the road and will not give you any directions other than to drive 50 metres east to the road. Last weekend I ended up travelling about 5km west when I was supposed to be travelling north because of this issue. (I didn't really care since it was a leisurely Sunday drive to nowhere in particular... but some might...)

08-12-2007, 05:48 PM	#25
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