Any tips on how to get energized before having sex if your tired? - GoFuckYourself.com

eddie-executive · 08-14-2007, 05:03 PM

Does red bull work?lol im going to meet my "imaginary chick" tonight but im dead tired but i want her bad!

Seriously will energy drinks get me hyper? i never drank any. And no i wont take any drugs or anything crazy.

Im being serious. I dont have time for a nap either.

Deej · 08-14-2007, 05:04 PM

theres no hope

Deej · 08-14-2007, 05:05 PM

Ima little confused... youre wanting to ampe yourself up to jerk off?

Imaginary chick?

ztik · 08-14-2007, 05:05 PM

Red Bull + Vodka will do it for me

BVF · 08-14-2007, 05:08 PM

take a nap

eddie-executive · 08-14-2007, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ztik

Red Bull + Vodka will do it for me

hmmm i get drowsy when i drink

08-14-2007, 05:11 PM

dip your finger in some hot sauce and then dip your finger in your bunghole...better than viagra.... saw it on Larry David, it has to be true...

SilkyJohnson · 08-14-2007, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Ima little confused... youre wanting to ampe yourself up to jerk off?

Imaginary chick?

Yeah, I think if I was too tired to jerk off, then I would just say fuck it and go to fuckin' sleep. Why bother...

SilkyJohnson · 08-14-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LilBro

dip your finger in some hot sauce and then dip your finger in your bunghole...better than viagra.... saw it on Larry David, it has to be true...

Yeah, that coming from half of Mr. Show...Curb Your Enthusiasm is a sweet show.

GITZINGER · 08-14-2007, 05:14 PM

Don't worry, you'll never find yourself in the position of having to have sex with a female.

Deej · 08-14-2007, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson

Yeah, I think if I was too tired to jerk off, then I would just say fuck it and go to fuckin' sleep. Why bother...

or just hump a pillow or something... spermilate on the sleeping girl next to me :P

mattz · 08-14-2007, 05:16 PM

Dont get redbull, get Amp it's a lot better, or Monster

eddie-executive · 08-14-2007, 05:16 PM

the kids are back getting all bitter ahhhh the jealousy u gotta love it

Now go back to getting your virtual pussy

I'll post some pics later when i get back to shut you kids up and give you something to jerk off too

Jakenavaro · 08-14-2007, 05:40 PM

Don't Drink Red Bull Drink Any Beer InstedOf Red Bull,This Is True try This

TampaToker · 08-14-2007, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Ima little confused... youre wanting to ampe yourself up to jerk off?

Imaginary chick?

Thats what i got from his post

CaptainHowdy · 08-14-2007, 05:53 PM

Sleep is the only thing that works...

Pornwolf · 08-14-2007, 05:55 PM

Just start fucking. I don't know how it works but somehow a second wind usually starts kicking in... unless the problem is that you are tired of fucking her.

SilkyJohnson · 08-14-2007, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by eddie-executive

the kids are back getting all bitter ahhhh the jealousy u gotta love it

Now go back to getting your virtual pussy

I'll post some pics later when i get back to shut you kids up and give you something to jerk off too

Alright, so you aren't a writer are you...I mean that's not what you do for a living right? I'm pretty sure everyone that read your post got "I'm jerking off tonight" out of it. Not sure if you want to elaborate on what exactly "meeting your imaginary chick" means or not.

SilkyJohnson · 08-14-2007, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

or just hump a pillow or something... spermilate on the sleeping girl next to me :P

Yes, you really haven't lived until you've fucked a pillow...ahhhhh the memories...

ungratefulninja · 08-14-2007, 06:02 PM

Jet Fuel (aka Matthews) - Redbull, Orange Juice, and Vodka.

howard · 08-14-2007, 06:08 PM

me--im the opposite---If I know my wife wants a piece of the prudential and I'm exhausted ---I usually just burp and fart as much as I can ---she gets naucious and I get to go to sleep

pussyluver · 08-14-2007, 06:17 PM

Get some sleep and hit it another time. Nothing like a bit to much caffeine. Might fuckup your performance. Then there may not be a second time with her. Geeeze, word gets around and you can't any from anyone.

SilkyJohnson · 08-14-2007, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by howard

me--im the opposite---If I know my wife wants a piece of the prudential and I'm exhausted ---I usually just burp and fart as much as I can ---she gets naucious and I get to go to sleep

Is that the male equivalent to I'm tired or I've got a headache?

08-14-2007, 05:03 PM	#1
eddie-executive Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,061	Any tips on how to get energized before having sex if your tired? Does red bull work?lol im going to meet my "imaginary chick" tonight but im dead tired but i want her bad! Seriously will energy drinks get me hyper? i never drank any. And no i wont take any drugs or anything crazy. Im being serious. I dont have time for a nap either. __________________ Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Get some sleep and hit it another time. Nothing like a bit to much caffeine. Might fuckup your performance. Then there may not be a second time with her. Geeeze, word gets around and you can't any from anyone.