300 vervet monkeys in Kenya are sexually harassing village women to steal their crops - GoFuckYourself.com

fuzzylogic · 08-25-2007, 02:28 AM

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If you live in the small village of Nachu in Kenya, watch out, because a group of approximately 300 marauding monkeys is out to steal your food, sexually harass your women and attack and kill your livestock! In a truly amazing incidence of interspecies communication, a group of vervet monkeys, Cercopithecus aethiops, is using sexual harassment to intimidate women and children, who are responsible for growing maize, potatoes, beans and other crops for their farming community, causing them to lose their main food supply so they now are dependent upon famine relief to survive.

The monkeys are more afraid of young men than women and children, with the bolder individuals throwing stones and chasing the women from their farms. In an attempt to scare the monkeys away, the women are now wearing their husband's clothing, but the wily monkeys are not fooled.

Further, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, according to the residents.

"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Njeri.

source: http://scienceblogs.com

fuzzylogic · 08-25-2007, 05:48 AM

awww.. no one cares about what the monkeys are doing to the poor human women?

TTiger · 08-25-2007, 06:48 AM

why we should we care about the fact that some idiot human have some issue with monkey? natural law in porocess stupis human will disapear and dies from starving!

testpie · 08-25-2007, 07:11 AM

Beats being harassed by this:

The Heron · 08-25-2007, 07:36 AM

Should kill and eat the monkeys, that'd solve the problem!

Klen · 08-25-2007, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

Should kill and eat the monkeys, that'd solve the problem!

They cannot kill them,it's forbidden by law.

cherrylula · 08-25-2007, 08:41 AM

Sounds like a hot reality site.

jalami · 08-25-2007, 10:57 AM

Going from present society to Planet Of The Apes is a progressive, step-by-step process.

munki · 08-25-2007, 11:02 AM

This thread is munki approved...

fluffygrrl · 08-25-2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TTiger

why we should we care about the fact that some idiot human have some issue with monkey? natural law in porocess stupis human will disapear and dies from starving!

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baddog · 08-25-2007, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

This thread is munki approved...

u-Bob · 08-25-2007, 01:03 PM

LoL

Spunky · 08-25-2007, 01:30 PM

Those monkeys are pretty damn smart..lol rascals

Dagwolf · 08-25-2007, 01:56 PM

I wonder if I can get food from my wife by grabbing her breasts and making obscene gestures... Hmm.

fuzzylogic · 08-25-2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

I wonder if I can get food from my wife by grabbing her breasts and making obscene gestures... Hmm.

most husbands already do that

GreyWolf · 08-25-2007, 05:15 PM

Them monkeys are not dumb - they know when the human species is intruding on their patch

Like the idea of monkeys throwing stones - they have progressed from throwing shit *lol*

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fuzzylogic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: buffalo, las vegas. icq: 285808879 Posts: 4,796	300 vervet monkeys in Kenya are sexually harassing village women to steal their crops quote: If you live in the small village of Nachu in Kenya, watch out, because a group of approximately 300 marauding monkeys is out to steal your food, sexually harass your women and attack and kill your livestock! In a truly amazing incidence of interspecies communication, a group of vervet monkeys, Cercopithecus aethiops, is using sexual harassment to intimidate women and children, who are responsible for growing maize, potatoes, beans and other crops for their farming community, causing them to lose their main food supply so they now are dependent upon famine relief to survive. The monkeys are more afraid of young men than women and children, with the bolder individuals throwing stones and chasing the women from their farms. In an attempt to scare the monkeys away, the women are now wearing their husband's clothing, but the wily monkeys are not fooled. Further, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, according to the residents. "The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Njeri. source: http://scienceblogs.com

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GreyWolf So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,036	Them monkeys are not dumb - they know when the human species is intruding on their patch Like the idea of monkeys throwing stones - they have progressed from throwing shit lol