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Up Up Up!
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keeping it going.
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congrats CaptainHowdy
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Well, then I can join in again too! :-)
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going for hdv content
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Yooooohoooooooooooo!
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Well, maybe a joke can motivate people. Gee, do I have to do everything myself? :-))
-=- A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!" |
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bump for HDV
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Back to the top!
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This is a long running thread...
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Only for really patient people! :-)
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What's up, lads?
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Not enough, Captain! We need more help!
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Ah, that's better..
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Go Go Go!
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Faster, faster! lol
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I feel so lonely, bumping all by myself..
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Bump for HDV content
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We're all alone...
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bumping more
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Only the lonely..
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just bumping
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Yeah, me too!
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one more bump
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Hello to the usual suspects...
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bump ..............
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One more!
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bump for all
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And one more..!
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Bump !
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Gooooooooooooooooooood morning!
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During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through." In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" "Put them on the chair, on top of mine."
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bump for great content
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Bump! This is awesome.
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Have I won yet?!
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Ah, now I can bump again too ;-)
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back on top
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And again!
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and again
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Good morning again.
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Good morning too
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bump , back to top
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A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea."
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bump bump !
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And one more..
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bump for $$$
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A married man keeps telling his wife "Honey, you have such a beautiful butt". Every person in the town agrees that she does have a very beautiful butt. The man's birthday is coming up so she decides to take a trip to the tattoo parlor and get the words "Beautiful butt" tattooed on her ass.
She walks in and tells the tattoo artist he husband thinks she has a beautiful butt. He looks and says, "You do have a beautiful butt". She then tells the man she wants Beautiful butt tattooed on her ass. The man tells her "I can't fit that on your ass, it takes up too much space. But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letters BB on each cheek and that can stand for beautiful butt. She agrees and gets it done. On the man's birthday she hears him come home and is only wearing a robe. She then stands at the top of the stairs. He opens the door and she says "look honey." She then takes off the robe she is wearing, bends over, and the man yells "WHO THE FUCK IS BOB?"! |
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HDV-adult ID: wizzart
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