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tony286 · 08-29-2007, 01:07 PM

A man walks into the street

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.

Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete.He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: "There's more.. He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."

Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his fucking widow."

picaso · 08-29-2007, 01:16 PM

Brother Bilo · 08-29-2007, 02:01 PM

Nice. Guess he wasn't that good if he's dead. Sucker!!!!!!!

KILL_FRENZY · 08-29-2007, 02:15 PM

_Richard_ · 08-29-2007, 02:22 PM

haha

that's great lol

Violetta · 08-29-2007, 02:52 PM

hahahahaha... poor guY!!

gornyhuy · 08-29-2007, 02:55 PM

LOL thats awesome... didn't see it coming.

carol.prime · 08-29-2007, 03:03 PM

hahahah! thanks for the laughs bud!

Skillz Unlimited · 08-29-2007, 04:10 PM

hardy har chuckle. I didn't even almost laugh!

Big Red Machine · 08-29-2007, 05:16 PM

Oldie but Goodie

Spunky · 08-29-2007, 05:22 PM

Lol..typical she devil..always sticking the knife in and twisting

gecko · 08-29-2007, 05:25 PM

heh good one

Baal.PitBull · 08-29-2007, 05:26 PM

He just claimed he was dead to get out from underneath a fat needy bitch that wanted a free ride.

08-29-2007, 01:07 PM	#1
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	A joke of the day. A man walks into the street A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete.He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special. Cabbie: "There's more.. He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right." Passenger. "Wow, some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his fucking widow."

08-29-2007, 02:01 PM	#3
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08-29-2007, 04:10 PM	#9
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08-29-2007, 05:22 PM	#11
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