Keyboard warrior kicks Kung Fu Monks ass - GoFuckYourself.com

RedShoe · 08-31-2007, 01:20 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070831/...uk_china_ninja

BEIJING (Reuters) - China's Shaolin Temple, the cradle of Chinese kung fu, is demanding an apology from an Internet user who said its monks had once been beaten in unarmed combat by a Japanese ninja, Chinese media reported on Friday.

"The so-called defeat is purely fabricated, and we demand the Internet user to apologise to the whole nation for the wrongs he or she did," the Beijing News said, citing a notice announced by a lawyer for the Shaolin monks.

"The facts that the monks could not defeat a Japanese ninja showed that they were named as kung fu masters in vain," the Internet user was quoted as saying in the post.

The Shaolin temple "strongly condemned the horrible deeds" of the user, the newspaper said.

"It is not only extremely irresponsible behaviour with respect to the Shaolin temple and its monks, but also to the whole martial art and Chinese nation," it quoted the monks as saying.

Sounds to me like a Shaolin Monk got owned by a keyboard warrior.

And for the record I like the monks, please don't show up at my house and kill me. As for the Ninjas, fuck them I've seen movies where hundreds of them get shot or killed on just one scene they don't seem to bad ass.

It's like Alien vs. Predator.
How many predators do you see get killed? Like only 1 per move. How many aliens do you see get killed, hundreds per movie. It's a no brainer.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-31-2007, 01:22 AM

My money is on the Ninja.

polish_aristocrat · 08-31-2007, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

"The facts that the monks could not defeat a Japanese ninja showed that they were named as kung fu masters in vain," the Internet user was quoted as saying in the post.

DarkJedi ?

08-31-2007, 01:20 AM	#1
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Keyboard warrior kicks Kung Fu Monks ass http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070831/...uk_china_ninja BEIJING (Reuters) - China's Shaolin Temple, the cradle of Chinese kung fu, is demanding an apology from an Internet user who said its monks had once been beaten in unarmed combat by a Japanese ninja, Chinese media reported on Friday. "The so-called defeat is purely fabricated, and we demand the Internet user to apologise to the whole nation for the wrongs he or she did," the Beijing News said, citing a notice announced by a lawyer for the Shaolin monks. "The facts that the monks could not defeat a Japanese ninja showed that they were named as kung fu masters in vain," the Internet user was quoted as saying in the post. The Shaolin temple "strongly condemned the horrible deeds" of the user, the newspaper said. "It is not only extremely irresponsible behaviour with respect to the Shaolin temple and its monks, but also to the whole martial art and Chinese nation," it quoted the monks as saying. Sounds to me like a Shaolin Monk got owned by a keyboard warrior. And for the record I like the monks, please don't show up at my house and kill me. As for the Ninjas, fuck them I've seen movies where hundreds of them get shot or killed on just one scene they don't seem to bad ass. It's like Alien vs. Predator. How many predators do you see get killed? Like only 1 per move. How many aliens do you see get killed, hundreds per movie. It's a no brainer. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

08-31-2007, 01:22 AM	#2
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