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aico · 08-30-2007, 08:17 PM

2 blondes are on either side of a river. The first blonde asks the other "How do I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river, then she looks down the river and responds "You are already on the other side".

beta-tester · 08-30-2007, 08:20 PM

loool

) good one :D

Spunky · 08-30-2007, 08:22 PM

Did they have big boobs ?

aico · 08-30-2007, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Did they have big boobs ?

without a doubt

tony286 · 08-30-2007, 08:42 PM

very funny. lol

picaso · 08-31-2007, 02:16 AM

nice one

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-31-2007, 02:22 AM

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

*****

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.

The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

*****

ADG

who · 08-31-2007, 02:32 AM

Save the thread

raven1083 · 08-31-2007, 02:35 AM

nice one you got me there

RedShoe · 08-31-2007, 02:37 AM

pornvue · 08-31-2007, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

*****

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.

The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

*****

ADG

martinsc · 08-31-2007, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

Save the thread

thanks....

Dvae · 08-31-2007, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Did they have big boobs ?

Farang · 08-31-2007, 04:54 AM

Vitasoy · 08-31-2007, 04:55 AM

That gave me a chucke

NyLoS · 08-31-2007, 04:58 AM

I don't get it, which side ?

gimo33 · 08-31-2007, 06:36 AM

lmao! good one!

ADL Josh · 08-31-2007, 08:40 AM

some good one in here, thanks!!

VeriSexy · 08-31-2007, 06:35 PM

lol.. good one

gecko · 09-01-2007, 12:32 AM

voa · 09-01-2007, 12:54 AM

This is the good one

Violetta · 09-01-2007, 03:48 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Deej · 09-01-2007, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

*****

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.

The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

*****

ADG

first one was damn funny, caught me off guard.

second one im not too pleased with mister...

everestcash · 09-01-2007, 07:05 AM

the one about lawyer was very funny)

Vick! · 09-01-2007, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NyLoS

I don't get it, which side ?

you are a blonde

KILL_FRENZY · 09-01-2007, 07:42 AM

nice one

Compdoctor · 09-01-2007, 07:46 AM

first joke rocked my world

peterk · 09-01-2007, 07:46 AM

CDSmith · 09-01-2007, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

That's gold Jerry

GOLD!

woj · 09-01-2007, 10:52 AM

stillsexy · 09-01-2007, 11:28 AM

they muzt be very hot

sniperwolf · 09-01-2007, 12:05 PM

LOL!

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