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Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-04-2007, 04:02 PM

once i was fucking driving and this fucking thing ran across the freeway in the desert and i fucking swerved and shit and fuck it was nuts. i woke up naked using a fucking cactus as a pillow out in the middle of nowhere. apparently i had done peyote the night before. i still have nightmares.

jimthefiend · 09-04-2007, 04:03 PM

You're a moron. You know that right?

StuartD · 09-04-2007, 04:06 PM

You really aren't very bright.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-04-2007, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

You're a moron. You know that right?

instead of trolling web boards, better go get a job, your family is starving

loser

D · 09-04-2007, 04:06 PM

I was 21. My girlfriend was nearly 3 weeks late, and the condom had broken twice in the previous month (think I had a bad batch).

TeenCat · 09-04-2007, 04:06 PM

i took about 60 shrooms and i was walking on the bridge 15kilometers far from place where i was, i found that few minutes after and i thought i never came back ... really ... oh sh*t, thanks friend for those lights taking me back ... ;)

_Richard_ · 09-04-2007, 04:07 PM

i was busy fucking some obscure woman when a lamp, a heavy one, fell from the table and landed right beside her head

think about explaining THAT to the coroner

Flynn · 09-04-2007, 04:08 PM

A really bad car wreck that almost killed me was the scariest moment in my life.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-04-2007, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Flynn

A really bad car wreck that almost killed me was the scariest moment in my life.

were u the driver? was the driver UI?

BumpUglyz · 09-04-2007, 04:11 PM

Saying I do

Bird · 09-04-2007, 04:12 PM

I was messing with my Motor on my car and the water pump snapped in half and the cooling fan broke in half and almost hit me in the face.

Lucky for me the intake radiator hose was in the way.

Drake · 09-04-2007, 04:17 PM

Having sex with a married woman. In her bedroom. While her husband was in the TV room watching a sporting event.

Nah, kidding, never happened.

Antonio · 09-04-2007, 05:05 PM

I was a manager of a coffee shop, 10 black dudes robbed a supermarket close by and on their way out started shooting in the air and running in all directions

I can't say if I was scared or simply stupified, everybody else ducked for cover and I was the only one standing (with my mouth wide open)

jimthefiend · 09-04-2007, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet

instead of trolling web boards, better go get a job, your family is starving

loser

LOL, no man they aren't. You = fucking retard.

baddog · 09-04-2007, 05:09 PM

Fear is relative. years ago I would have said it was having a gun pointed at me. Today I might say it was a bike wreck or having a chick tell me she was pregnant and I was the father.

Brother Bilo · 09-04-2007, 05:19 PM

I used to be a competitive pistol shooter and one day when I was practicing reloads, I stupidly kept my finger on the trigger and it fired while I had the gun right under my chin. The round must of barely cleared my face because dust from the ceiling was landing on my head and shoulders.

45 ACP too, scared the shit out of me.

Spunky · 09-04-2007, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

having a chick tell me she was pregnant and I was the father.

And having her mother yelling "We will see you in court you s.o.b!"thank god she had a miscarriage

Penny24Seven · 09-04-2007, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll

i was busy fucking some obscure woman when a lamp, a heavy one, fell from the table and landed right beside her head

think about explaining THAT to the coroner

hahaha fucking great

09-04-2007, 04:02 PM	#1
Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,515	What is the scariest moment you've ever had so far in your life? once i was fucking driving and this fucking thing ran across the freeway in the desert and i fucking swerved and shit and fuck it was nuts. i woke up naked using a fucking cactus as a pillow out in the middle of nowhere. apparently i had done peyote the night before. i still have nightmares.

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D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	I was 21. My girlfriend was nearly 3 weeks late, and the condom had broken twice in the previous month (think I had a bad batch). __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

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TeenCat Too lazy to set a koala Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: CZ/EU forever! Posts: 16,139	i took about 60 shrooms and i was walking on the bridge 15kilometers far from place where i was, i found that few minutes after and i thought i never came back ... really ... oh sh*t, thanks friend for those lights taking me back ... ;) __________________ 6bot / Coming again very soon! Svit Zlin Radio 24/7!

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Flynn pr0's goat screwed me Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,083	A really bad car wreck that almost killed me was the scariest moment in my life. __________________ blah blah blah

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jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	You're a moron. You know that right?

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_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	i was busy fucking some obscure woman when a lamp, a heavy one, fell from the table and landed right beside her head think about explaining THAT to the coroner

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Bird Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Stockton Posts: 4,365	I was messing with my Motor on my car and the water pump snapped in half and the cooling fan broke in half and almost hit me in the face. Lucky for me the intake radiator hose was in the way. __________________ ICQ:268731675

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Having sex with a married woman. In her bedroom. While her husband was in the TV room watching a sporting event. Nah, kidding, never happened.

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	I was a manager of a coffee shop, 10 black dudes robbed a supermarket close by and on their way out started shooting in the air and running in all directions I can't say if I was scared or simply stupified, everybody else ducked for cover and I was the only one standing (with my mouth wide open)

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Fear is relative. years ago I would have said it was having a gun pointed at me. Today I might say it was a bike wreck or having a chick tell me she was pregnant and I was the father.

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Brother Bilo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in cage Posts: 4,193	I used to be a competitive pistol shooter and one day when I was practicing reloads, I stupidly kept my finger on the trigger and it fired while I had the gun right under my chin. The round must of barely cleared my face because dust from the ceiling was landing on my head and shoulders. 45 ACP too, scared the shit out of me. __________________