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Bama · 09-07-2007, 10:17 AM

This email (pardon the pun) cracked me UP!

Subject: Colonoscopies

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
patients (predominately male)while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Did you find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we would be legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You were once an executive at Enron, weren't you?"

12. " Now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note to my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

09-07-2007, 10:17 AM	#1
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	Morning Funny! This email (pardon the pun) cracked me UP! Subject: Colonoscopies A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male)while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 2. "Did you find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we would be legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You were once an executive at Enron, weren't you?" 12. " Now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of all... 13. "Could you write a note to my wife saying that my head is not up there?"