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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: canada
Posts: 373
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![]() ![]() Okay, now this is a first for FoulFowL.com A naked Arab bitch. I ran into Laura by complete accident. I was on my way home from church this morning, rushing, trying to get sunday afternoon shit takin' care of so I could sit back, relax and watch The Lions play Minnesota today. I'm actually watching that shit as I type this. Yep, 10 minutes into the 2nd quarter and Detroit just scored. But back to Laura. She was sittin' on the passenger side of a car parked in the liquor store I frequent. She was staring me down like a mothafucka. I thought she was an undercover cop or something. I started checking my pockets to make sure I didn't have anything "bad" on me. Then she stepped out walked up to me. I almost took off running, but the she quickly said, "Whatz been up?" I didn't know this broad, so I was like, "Oh, I'm still doing my thing, and you?" Laura then said, "I'm trying to get into something." I said, " Yeah, well we can go behind the store and figure somethin' out." That's where the video begins. She ended up hooking me up with a few phone #'s so You'll be seeing some interesting hoes over the next few months. I was like yeah Laura, I need more white hoes for my website. Introduce me to as many as you know. preferably ones that look as good as you. She was like, "Honey I'm not white, I'm Arab." Now I grew up around and went to school with a lot of Chaldean people, but Laura really fooled me. I thought she was just trailer trash. Playing it off, I said, "yeah, yeah whatever but your skin is white, so you're white, now get butt naked and lets do this." lol, enjoy the lil strip clip in the members area. 3 minutes left in the 2nd quarter now, Lions 7 Vikings 7. ![]() ![]() ![]() See Sig below ![]() |
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#2 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Los angeles
Posts: 1,614
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What happened to her stomach?
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Reach for those stars!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Vancouver, BC
Posts: 17,991
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Children. I'm assuming you're familiar with the birds and the bees..?
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#4 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: the south
Posts: 486
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ROFL fucking ugly stomach
and she looks high as fuck.. |
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#5 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: riverside
Posts: 595
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eeewww can you say crack whore
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#6 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: on da beach
Posts: 316
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"The hood version of Kirsty Alley"
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#7 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 8,452
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Pretty Ugly!
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#9 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Fl
Posts: 1,475
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fuck.... heading out to shoot myself
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#10 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Money Land
Posts: 1,370
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lol ROFL
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#11 |
I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,928
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"All Sluts Need Love "...except that one
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#12 |
I am an Alien from space
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 11,118
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save a bullet for me, please.
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#13 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 23,400
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Holy shit... that scared me almost gay.
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