Jane, Arlene and a condom - GoFuckYourself.com

Ice · 09-13-2007, 10:27 AM

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

CIVMatt · 09-13-2007, 10:29 AM

hehe keke

MetaMan · 09-13-2007, 10:34 AM

ice when did you get a sense of humour?

CDSmith · 09-13-2007, 10:37 AM

Jane as in JaneB?

No, something tells me that's the LAST use she'd find for a condom.

who · 09-13-2007, 10:41 AM

I am surprised that that was quite funny

pornguy · 09-13-2007, 10:44 AM

LOL thats a good one.

mattz · 09-13-2007, 10:46 AM

haha thanks for a laugh

ADL Josh · 09-13-2007, 11:09 AM

haha, nice one!!

09-13-2007, 10:27 AM	#1
Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	Jane, Arlene and a condom Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. __________________ icq 1904905

09-13-2007, 10:29 AM	#2
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09-13-2007, 10:37 AM	#4
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09-13-2007, 10:44 AM	#6
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09-13-2007, 11:09 AM	#8
ADL Josh Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,026	haha, nice one!! __________________ ICQ: 395-433-632

09-13-2007, 10:34 AM	#3
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	ice when did you get a sense of humour?

09-13-2007, 10:41 AM	#5
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	I am surprised that that was quite funny

09-13-2007, 10:46 AM	#7
mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	haha thanks for a laugh