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My Neighbors Daughter ... My Confession To GFY
This thread will most likely be the tip on the short sword of my demise .. if sat side by side on a shelf peace of mind would cost 2 times as much the value for the same amount of respect and since I cannot afford them both I pay the price of one with this confession
Let me start by saying that my neighbors daughter is beautiful…… in all the complexities that determine such a grade she was is indeed the great translator or my gauge for which I now judge others… her toes.. her skin… her cheeks and even the soft skin that wraps her regal neck in wonderous beauty…… she had completely amazed the voyeur in me for quite some time |
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I feel like im reading a Poem.
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Huh?
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Earn enough to buy coffee
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This thread needs pics!!
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Is she legal?
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Interesting. lol
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securing position... so what about it?
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Wheres the rest of story
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#10 |
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( continued............
….and over or beneath and even sometimes the side of her fathers investment in privacy made out to florida fence and garage ….I would gaze….. and indulge in my fascination with what was clearly art in its rawest form of supreme masterpiece….. I had often decided and then changed plans to acquire technology that would capture her morning breakfast rituals of 3 eggs and water with lemon consumed in a long T shirt that concealed what I was certain were clean cotton panties and the warn smell of flowery ether…. I oft times wonder if the morning dew that served as our backdrop on all occasions of exchanged greetings had hidden the longing in my eyes…did she know I was her protector? |
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As long as she's not 8... I don't see what the big deal is
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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ahahaha... man lol
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hope she's legal, you perv
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Keep it coming. This story gets good, I can feel it. There is either the sound of prison bars or the father's shovel upside the head in this guy's future.
Popcorn is on.
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Let's do some business!
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Are you trying to sound smart? It isn't working.
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pics====
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Man someone should be writing goth romance for a living.
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..........continued
did she know I was her protector? She could not know? and had she ? could she understand My own wife had suspected but wasn?t sure and followed all manner of instructions she found scattered among the pages of cosmopolitan, but there was no way a lesbian writer could assist her in regaining my affection. My only tie to her being our home and the 16 year old girl we had co created would no doubt come loose within 2 years ? the date of daddy little girls natural emancipation So any guilt in what I was about to do with my neighbors daughter was minimal and depressed by depression?. And then I received a sign from god |
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PussyServer is a black man...
This shit is coming from a Billy Shakespeare book or some shit.
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I'm on the edge of my seat here.
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Hey before you finish this story, can you please finish the saga of your trip to the DR? You left us high and dry right at the peak of curiosity and said you'd resume writing on the 12th. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=767031&page=2
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Just gets exciting.
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Let's do some business!
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This would probably be great if I can actually understand what you're saying!
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Horsing Around
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Sounds like someones been reading there wifes romance novels a little to often.
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...........And then I received a sign from god
Two Thursdays in collaboration with several months past before the day I face tomorrow had been that day of my choice to engage my most recent business relationship with the entity quickbuck, and this day or tomorrow marks the expected arrival of my gains from this endeavor?.. The afternoon sun hangs high in tampa and at 90 degrees my mailbox was warm like breakfast biscuits prepared by a one night stand trying too hard to impress me??. Quiet ? was the thought that crossed my mind on my return route up my driveway and into the front door A bill? a pack of coupons ?. Another bill? an offer to refinance??a macy?s ad and still no check ? with my forefinger I spread the heat soaked pages of the circular and was overwhelmed with excitement upon freeing a small envelope from its former prison between half off slacks and watches. But it wasn?t mine The last name Lindell hand written in lower case letters as if created by small hands jumped out at me and attacked my nervous system? .. I panicked at the thought of opening my neighbor?s mail ??.I knew she was home alone |
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"...and as I entered the peak of my sexual anticipation the dark angel of justice Chris Hanson enter the room and politely asked if I would 'have a seat over there'. My hopes of penetrating her with my love dashed, I reluctantly complied as I slowly sulked into the prescribed chair.
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Starting to look like an albeit clever spam for quickbuck.
But dammit man, advance the story! Let's get to the arrest before I'm forced to retire. (to bed)
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I like where this is going.
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A freakin' legend!
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So far, so good.
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keep going....its pretty entertaining for sure LOL
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someones been reading way to much of literotica.com
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feel like im reading a Poem. too
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