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Old 09-18-2007, 06:24 PM   #1
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My Neighbors Daughter ... My Confession To GFY

This thread will most likely be the tip on the short sword of my demise .. if sat side by side on a shelf peace of mind would cost 2 times as much the value for the same amount of respect and since I cannot afford them both I pay the price of one with this confession

Let me start by saying that my neighbors daughter is beautiful…… in all the complexities that determine such a grade she was is indeed the great translator or my gauge for which I now judge others… her toes.. her skin… her cheeks and even the soft skin that wraps her regal neck in wonderous beauty…… she had completely amazed the voyeur in me for quite some time
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Old 09-18-2007, 06:30 PM   #3
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Old 09-18-2007, 06:46 PM   #6
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I feel like im reading a Poem.

Is that what he's trying to do...because it does sound like a poem, or extremely smart homosexual's writing
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Old 09-18-2007, 06:49 PM   #7
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Old 09-18-2007, 06:58 PM   #8
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securing position... so what about it?
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Old 09-18-2007, 07:03 PM   #9
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Old 09-18-2007, 07:26 PM   #10
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( continued............



….and over or beneath and even sometimes the side of her fathers investment in privacy made out to florida fence and garage ….I would gaze….. and indulge in my fascination with what was clearly art in its rawest form of supreme masterpiece….. I had often decided and then changed plans to acquire technology that would capture her morning breakfast rituals of 3 eggs and water with lemon consumed in a long T shirt that concealed what I was certain were clean cotton panties and the warn smell of flowery ether….
I oft times wonder if the morning dew that served as our backdrop on all occasions of exchanged greetings had hidden the longing in my eyes…did she know I was her protector?
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Old 09-18-2007, 07:33 PM   #11
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?.and over or beneath and even sometimes the side of her fathers investment in privacy made out to florida fence and garage ?.I would gaze?.. and indulge in my fascination with what was clearly art in its rawest form of supreme masterpiece?.. I had often decided and then changed plans to acquire technology that would capture her morning breakfast rituals of 3 eggs and water with lemon consumed in a long T shirt that concealed what I was certain were clean cotton panties and the warn smell of flowery ether?.
I oft times wonder if the morning dew that served as our backdrop on all occasions of exchanged greetings had hidden the longing in my eyes?did she know I was her protector?
Protector??? Dude, It sounds like she needs protection BECAUSE of you not FROM you. That is some of the creepiest shit I have ever read. Don't rape her...
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Old 09-18-2007, 07:34 PM   #12
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Old 09-18-2007, 07:57 PM   #16
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Keep it coming. This story gets good, I can feel it. There is either the sound of prison bars or the father's shovel upside the head in this guy's future.

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..........continued

did she know I was her protector?


She could not know? and had she ? could she understand

My own wife had suspected but wasn?t sure and followed all manner of instructions she found scattered among the pages of cosmopolitan, but there was no way a lesbian writer could assist her in regaining my affection. My only tie to her being our home and the 16 year old girl we had co created would no doubt come loose within 2 years ? the date of daddy little girls natural emancipation
So any guilt in what I was about to do with my neighbors daughter was minimal and depressed by depression?.
And then I received a sign from god
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This shit is coming from a Billy Shakespeare book or some shit.
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Hey before you finish this story, can you please finish the saga of your trip to the DR? You left us high and dry right at the peak of curiosity and said you'd resume writing on the 12th. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=767031&page=2
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...........And then I received a sign from god



Two Thursdays in collaboration with several months past before the day I face tomorrow had been that day of my choice to engage my most recent business relationship with the entity quickbuck, and this day or tomorrow marks the expected arrival of my gains from this endeavor?.. The afternoon sun hangs high in tampa and at 90 degrees my mailbox was warm like breakfast biscuits prepared by a one night stand trying too hard to impress me??. Quiet ? was the thought that crossed my mind on my return route up my driveway and into the front door
A bill? a pack of coupons ?. Another bill? an offer to refinance??a macy?s ad and still no check ? with my forefinger I spread the heat soaked pages of the circular and was overwhelmed with excitement upon freeing a small envelope from its former prison between half off slacks and watches.
But it wasn?t mine
The last name Lindell hand written in lower case letters as if created by small hands jumped out at me and attacked my nervous system? .. I panicked at the thought of opening my neighbor?s mail

??.I knew she was home alone
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"...and as I entered the peak of my sexual anticipation the dark angel of justice Chris Hanson enter the room and politely asked if I would 'have a seat over there'. My hopes of penetrating her with my love dashed, I reluctantly complied as I slowly sulked into the prescribed chair.

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But dammit man, advance the story! Let's get to the arrest before I'm forced to retire.

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