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Dirty F · 09-23-2007, 04:47 PM

I'm gonna see her (yes i call her her for obvious reasons) in a hour or so. Candlelight...Barry White...a fine wine. Sgonna be one hell of a night.

VicD · 09-23-2007, 04:49 PM

enjoy yourself

Sly · 09-23-2007, 04:53 PM

I recommend that you moisturize prior.

Bird · 09-23-2007, 05:07 PM

Don't get ur mouse dirty

one eight · 09-23-2007, 05:12 PM

Frank before you jerk off, can i ask you a question..

You went off on Metaman in another thread saying that everything he does is to impress women/get laid. I can understant this viewpoint. My question is whether this is actually a bad thing.. or not. Perhaps normal..?

Like Bill Maher said, I pretty much put my pants on in the morning so that i can take them off. Nothing else is too important to me.. aside from making cash, and bedding hot women. Is there anything ol' Meta, Bill Maher and i can do?

one eight · 09-23-2007, 05:43 PM

hmmm guess i missed him...

Frank, when you're done pulling your pud, please see above. Kthanks.

Dirty F · 09-23-2007, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by one eight

Frank before you jerk off, can i ask you a question..

You went off on Metaman in another thread saying that everything he does is to impress women/get laid. I can understant this viewpoint. My question is whether this is actually a bad thing.. or not. Perhaps normal..?

Like Bill Maher said, I pretty much put my pants on in the morning so that i can take them off. Nothing else is too important to me.. aside from making cash, and bedding hot women. Is there anything ol' Meta, Bill Maher and i can do?

Nothing wrong trying to get women. But Meta seems a bit desperate. Like attacking everyone on their looks and acting as if hes god's gift to women. Usually those type of people have small dicks. And i suspect thats the case with him.

O MARINA · 09-23-2007, 05:46 PM

I hear your date likes your blue eyes

one eight · 09-23-2007, 06:03 PM

oh ok cool. i was a little concerned. you can go have a wank now.

polish_aristocrat · 09-24-2007, 01:00 AM

does she do anal ?

Deej · 09-24-2007, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

does she do anal ?

Thats gross

I demand to see pics...

This instant...

Madame0120 · 09-24-2007, 03:08 AM

MetaMan · 09-24-2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

Nothing wrong trying to get women. But Meta seems a bit desperate. Like attacking everyone on their looks and acting as if hes god's gift to women. Usually those type of people have small dicks. And i suspect thats the case with him.

ohh Franky you cant really believe in your own bullshit sometimes do you?

most of the time i can tell you are kidding but i find you get caught up.

Fact is my girl is a 10 couple of people on here have seen her but i have nothing to prove to you i have always dated beautful women this justs tops them all, and i am not to shabby looking myself,

i am Gods gift to women, every women i have met has fallen in love with me, and even after breaking it i have never had one hate me.

it is because i am smooth + sexy + big cock + know how to treat my women, there is only few REAL pimps out there that can run it like this and i am one of them.

dont feel bad for being a akward looking bad haired dutchman, you are probably a really nice guy in person, just def. not a looker. but you should not hate on me because i have it and you obviously dont.

MetaMan · 09-24-2007, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

I'm gonna see her (yes i call her her for obvious reasons) in a hour or so. Candlelight...Barry White...a fine wine. Sgonna be one hell of a night.

also this kind of crap does not work on real women, this kind of crap works on desperate women who have not had love for a long long time. if you dont like a challenge it is ok to pick up women when they are on a downward spiral fi it works for you i guess.

women want to be shown some fun and someone who can act themselves.

this kind of candle light bullshit will not get you anywhere if you want to improve on the types of low quality women you usually go for.

carol.prime · 09-24-2007, 01:32 PM

enjoy and had fun!
just be careful and take it slow. lol

ProducerCashDave · 09-24-2007, 01:35 PM

Dont hurt yourself

shahab6 · 09-24-2007, 02:30 PM

Have fun and use protection. lol

pornask · 09-24-2007, 02:33 PM

They say if you use your left hand, it feels like somebody else is doing you good

jacked · 09-24-2007, 02:34 PM

sounds like a blast...

KILL_FRENZY · 09-24-2007, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

does she do anal ?

GAMEFINEST · 09-24-2007, 02:45 PM

times are rough ....

Dirty F · 09-24-2007, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

also this kind of crap does not work on real women, this kind of crap works on desperate women who have not had love for a long long time. if you dont like a challenge it is ok to pick up women when they are on a downward spiral fi it works for you i guess.

women want to be shown some fun and someone who can act themselves.

this kind of candle light bullshit will not get you anywhere if you want to improve on the types of low quality women you usually go for.

Idiot, im talking about my fucking hand, not a woman. Jesus...

MetaMan · 09-24-2007, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

Idiot, im talking about my fucking hand, not a woman. Jesus...

are you honestly going to tell me you dont pick up these kinds of girls and make a lame attempt at wining and dining them?

you wish you had my skills, it's ok many do.

how many dating sites are you signed up to? lets be honest here.

Dirty F · 09-24-2007, 04:53 PM

You know what the difference between you and me it Metadork? You have to hit on women. I don't. Women hit on me.

Dirty F · 09-24-2007, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

are you honestly going to tell me you dont pick up these kinds of girls and make a lame attempt at wining and dining them?

you wish you had my skills, it's ok many do.

how many dating sites are you signed up to? lets be honest here.

I never signed up for a dating site and i dont chat. I dont do dates. Women come up to me in the bar and want to go home with me. Something you wish for everytime you go out. Instead you spend 300 on drinks, hitting on half the bar and in the end maybe one will go home with you

MetaMan · 09-24-2007, 04:55 PM

HAHAH who are you kidding Franck, a couple of fatties coming up and spanking your ass at the local tavern isnt my idea of fun when it comes to women hitting on me.

i associate myself with sexy classy women strictly, it's a far fetch from the trailer trash whiskey drinking fat women you have grown acustomed to.

MetaMan · 09-24-2007, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

I never signed up for a dating site and i dont chat. I dont do dates. Women come up to me in the bar and want to go home with me. Something you wish for everytime you go out. Instead you spend 300 on drinks, hitting on half the bar and in the end maybe one will go home with you

haha what kind of sucker do you take me for?

see fatty statement above = women you bring home

i am a 10/10 women smell my sexyness from across the room. give any women you have ever been with 5 min in the room with me and they will forget you even existed.

i havent been picking up random hoes lately i am taken.

Dirty F · 09-24-2007, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

HAHAH who are you kidding Franck, a couple of fatties coming up and spanking your ass at the local tavern isnt my idea of fun when it comes to women hitting on me.

i associate myself with sexy classy women strictly, it's a far fetch from the trailer trash whiskey drinking fat women you have grown acustomed to.

Sure mr tiny balls

I'm so 100% sure you have a tiny cock and are sooo fucking insecure about it

MetaMan · 09-24-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

Sure mr tiny balls

I'm so 100% sure you have a tiny cock and are sooo fucking insecure about it

if you only knew, i have a 10/10 Franck but she has a brain also you would shit your pants if i showed you a pic and wonder where in the 7"-10" range my cock falls into.

Fact is Franck i am better than you in every way, it is obvious.

Dirty F · 09-24-2007, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

if you only knew, i have a 10/10 Franck but she has a brain also you would shit your pants if i showed you a pic and wonder where in the 7"-10" range my cock falls into.

Fact is Franck i am better than you in every way, it is obvious.

Riiiiighhht. Sure man. We will never find out so keep bragging man. Maybe some suckers here will fall for it

MetaMan · 09-24-2007, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

Riiiiighhht. Sure man. We will never find out so keep bragging man. Maybe some suckers here will fall for it

these "suckers" agreed, i would show you Franck but unlike me you are a classless loser who would post pics of someone not even associated in this industry just for fun.

Thus i dont have a need to go around proving anything to a bad (gay) haired dutchmen with to much time on his hands.

it's called CLASS Franck, you cant buy it, and you will never have it, just look at me and take lesson in it and at least you can fool some people.

Dirty F · 09-24-2007, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

these "suckers" agreed, i would show you Franck but unlike me you are a classless loser who would post pics of someone not even associated in this industry just for fun.

Thus i dont have a need to go around proving anything to a bad (gay) haired dutchmen with to much time on his hands.

Show me the pic. You underestimate me. Have you ever seen me posting private pics or other private info of people here? Have you ever seen me screwing someone over? Im not like that. Even dorks like you i wouldnt screw over.

MetaMan · 09-24-2007, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

Show me the pic. You underestimate me. Have you ever seen me posting private pics or other private info of people here? Have you ever seen me screwing someone over? Im not like that. Even dorks like you i wouldnt screw over.

i never once said you were untrustworthy or out to screw people around. i can see through the board bullshit just as well trust me.

my point is personal pics stay personal, i will think about it.

me sending it out would show that i am actually trying to prove something when in all actuality i do not care.

Dirty F · 09-24-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i never once said you were untrustworthy or out to screw people around. i can see through the board bullshit just as well trust me.

my point is personal pics stay personal, i will think about it.

me sending it out would show that i am actually trying to prove something when in all actuality i do not care.

Oh you care so much, dont deny it.

And i will be honest with you. If shes hot as fuck i will tell you. If its a pig i will tell as well.

MetaMan · 09-24-2007, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

Oh you care so much, dont deny it.

And i will be honest with you. If shes hot as fuck i will tell you. If its a pig i will tell as well.

i seriously have no need to resort to the level of gfys "my shits hotter than your shits" mentality. because basically i know my shit is tops.

i will think about it.

Dirty F · 09-24-2007, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i seriously have no need to resort to the level of gfys "my shits hotter than your shits" mentality. because basically i know my shit is tops.

i will think about it.

Yeah yeah blah blah.

Let me know when youre done thinking.

JamesK · 09-24-2007, 06:14 PM

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