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10-19-2007, 01:25 PM
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Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced
I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty These other gals mean nothing to me Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night 'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see So kiss me, I'm shitfaced I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown in the trousers, she kissed me And I only bought her one round I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star with degrees from both Harvard and Yale Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine I've had far better sex while in jail I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour I cook the world's best duck flambe I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me I don't need these lines to get laid So kiss me, I'm shitfaced I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown in the trousers, she kissed me And I only bought her one round I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight See my figure was chiseled from stone One more for the gal then I'll escort her home Come last call, I'm never alone I've a house on the hill with a red water bed That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars I'm just here in this dump for the game So kiss me, I'm shitfaced I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown in the trousers, she kissed me And I only bought her one round Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting? I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright I'm definitely not chiseled from stone I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire I'll probably die cold and alone But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside I swear I got a big heart of gold I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands Come on, honey, let me take you home So kiss me, I'm shitfaced I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown in the trousers, she kissed me And I only bought her one round |
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10-19-2007, 01:27 PM
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10-19-2007, 01:51 PM
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Do Fun Shit.
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Dropkick Murphy's next month...
<-- stoked!!!
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10-19-2007, 02:02 PM
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they played too much of their new shit though, don't care for their new album all that much....I love punk/hardcore to death, but that new album totally left their roots behind... it was funny at the show, whenever they would play their traditional music that everyone was used to one crowd would work their way up to the front, when they played all their new hardcore punk shit that crowd would move to the back and all the newbie fans would be left up there btw, pick up this dvd if you haven't already, fucking KILLER  |
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10-19-2007, 03:55 PM
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Do Fun Shit.
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Ill def be picking that DVD up...
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10-19-2007, 04:04 PM
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making it rain
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Definitely a great song
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