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buzzy · 10-24-2007, 08:14 AM

Fox News: Al Qaeda is causing the CA wildires.

This morning on Fox News, hosts of the show Fox and Friends blamed the wildfires in California on a new culprit: al Qaeda. They pointed to a 2003 FBI memo, which raised the possibility that al Qaeda may try to set wildfires around the western United States. They also noted that men in a ?hovering helicopter? saw ?a guy starting one of these fires.?

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/10/24/...e-ca-wildires/

Video on that page ^

Angie77 · 10-24-2007, 08:16 AM

HAHAHAHAHA oh my god!! Fox news is such CRAP

buzzy · 10-24-2007, 08:17 AM

secure your sig spots ppl this is gonna be one big ass thread

TheSenator · 10-24-2007, 08:19 AM

Bush will declare himself dictator.

pornguy · 10-24-2007, 08:21 AM

Sig spot Got!!!

Even though that is FOX fucking up the truth again.

TheSenator · 10-24-2007, 08:22 AM

BLACKWATER did it!!!

KingK7 · 10-24-2007, 08:23 AM

It was probably Osama himself

Phoenix · 10-24-2007, 08:24 AM

ah yes...George Orwell was only 20 years off..not bad

Tom_PM · 10-24-2007, 08:24 AM

I remember another memo titled something like, bin laden determined to attack inside the united states. But it was just historical data, not a warning.

It's a mad mad mad mad mad world.

G-Rotica · 10-24-2007, 08:25 AM

I seen bin Laden with a book of matches!!!

Probono · 10-24-2007, 08:25 AM

and they have been starting them for years and years as practice. This happens every few years and yes often there are arsonists starting them.

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RP Fade · 10-24-2007, 08:36 AM

yes yeah..al qaeda operatives are living in our mountains and they inadvertently started a fire when they overcooked the shawarma..

stev0 · 10-24-2007, 08:42 AM

Bin Laden must have quite the pair of lungs to be feeding those Al Qaeda caused winds.

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themonk · 10-24-2007, 08:53 AM

very funny

MattO · 10-24-2007, 09:00 AM

Bush had his agents plant squibs around CA to start fires, along with cruise missiles.

Look at the record, why did a senior member of his cabinet take out a large insurance policy on a parcel of land that is now on fire?

Raelian prophesy shall expose the plot of the under ground lizard people to wipe life off the crust of the earth, we are simply entertainment with Bush as an unwitting director & producer of their biggest reality television show.

MattO · 10-24-2007, 09:01 AM

Wait, what?

J. Falcon · 10-24-2007, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7

It was probably Osama himself

Jman · 10-24-2007, 09:09 AM

What... Ain't it a great reason for Bush to call "Terrorist" and blame Iran, Iraq or anyone he wants. Then he just got to start WW3. When in state of war, current president must stay in place until it's safe to have elections... This could by the guy a couple of more year.

buzzy · 10-24-2007, 09:20 AM

G-Rotica · 10-24-2007, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

What... Ain't it a great reason for Bush to call "Terrorist" and blame Iran, Iraq or anyone he wants. Then he just got to start WW3. When in state of war, current president must stay in place until it's safe to have elections... This could by the guy a couple of more year.

Dude, don't even joke about that...

SZNY · 10-24-2007, 09:22 AM

lol probably they saw a Arabic guy with a beard running in the woods of CA?

Andy Servers4Less · 10-24-2007, 09:22 AM

Oh man, that is great.

Vick! · 10-24-2007, 09:23 AM

hahaha ..

I already have said many times, terrorists have won this fucking war ... they are on nerves of 80% of US people, Govt. officials and Media ..

Matt 26z · 10-24-2007, 09:23 AM

I don't know about al-Qaeda, but I wouldn't rule out arson.

Just look at the positioning of the fires. Seems a little odd how they are spread out like that.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/10/23.../#cnnSTCOther1

dynastoned · 10-24-2007, 09:25 AM

You've got to be fucking kidding me? HAHAAH wow fucking FOX is a joke.

xmas13 · 10-24-2007, 09:29 AM

Osama Bin Laden never existed, it's an alias that was given to George W. Bush when the oil company Harken was drilling dry holes in Bahrain.

Proof below.

crockett · 10-24-2007, 09:37 AM

In other related news stories..

Big Foot was seen scampering away with his butt hairs smoldering and Elvis was seen leaving the area in a Pink Cadillac.

More updates to follow on Fox News.

Slick · 10-24-2007, 09:52 AM

Boy, there's nothing like giving the terrorists more great ideas.

Can you imagine if they had 5-10 people spaced apart that went up and down the state, starting fires every few miles. They could cause HUGE chaos with really no problems, they'd just need some gas and a pack of matches.

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10-24-2007, 09:58 AM

Holy shit, they're reporting it on CNN now too.

Link:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/24/fire.wildfire.ca/index.html

buzzy · 10-24-2007, 10:21 AM

lol damn cnn got on it quick

directfiesta · 10-24-2007, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick

Boy, there's nothing like giving the terrorists more great ideas.

Can you imagine if they had 5-10 people spaced apart that went up and down the state, starting fires every few miles. They could cause HUGE chaos with really no problems, they'd just need some gas and a pack of matches.

Bush would claim IRAN supplied .... the matches !!!!

buzzy · 10-24-2007, 11:01 AM

As TheSenator said in an earlier thread, all Bush needs to do is announce the fires a major disaster to become dictator.

Well, what do ya know?

Bush declares major fire disaster http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7060490.stm

GAMEFINEST · 10-24-2007, 11:05 AM

i heard that too ..

GAMEFINEST · 10-24-2007, 11:05 AM

loll....fox news

GAMEFINEST · 10-24-2007, 11:06 AM

loll....fox news

nico-t · 10-24-2007, 11:09 AM

Brother Bilo · 10-24-2007, 11:12 AM

Thats not even foxnews, thats fox and friends. A lower level of foxnews thats even better for entertainment than foxnews is.

Anyone see the headlines on foxnews today? One of the bigger stories is about monkeys in Africa making lewd gestures towards women and children when the men aren't in the village. Oh ya, I guess there's a fire or something in California.

cykoe6 · 10-24-2007, 11:17 AM

That is totally ridiculous. Everyone knows that Bush started the fires so he could declare himself dictator. How can people not see something so obvious?

GreyWolf · 10-24-2007, 11:31 AM

Too funny

Despite that, there is good reason to consider arson. There is a high density of mentally ill idiots running around there setting the terrain alight - and not limited to brushfires - they like delayed incendiary devices in malls and elsewhere.

However, the vast majority sure are not Al Queda - Al Queda are competent

RawAlex · 10-24-2007, 11:35 AM

Fox news isn't even trying to report anymore, they have sunk entirely down to the level of National Enquirer. Fucking classic.

The Decline of Western Civilization: The Fox News Years.

psili · 10-24-2007, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreyWolf

However, the vast majority sure are not Al Queda - Al Queda are competent

I always thought if Al Queda were competent they'd focus on easier guerrilla tactics, such as setting fires in prime locations or other such relatively low-risk but high damage maneuvers. Inject some poison into main water lines a few miles after the the treatment plant, drop a couple of matches in some beetle-killed national forests, run through a couple of large cattle farms and infect the livestock, shit like that.

*shrug*

minusonebit · 10-24-2007, 11:46 AM

Even if George Bush wasn't actually behind 9-11 (lets assume that for the sake of argument), this country really has suffered alot of "worst case scenario" disasters. Its been a trifecta of disasters. First 9-11, then Katrina, now the fires. Would be interesting to look at history and see which president presided over the most disasters. If I were a man of god, I'd say that god was punishing us for allowing that son of a bitch to steal two elections. I swear, Bush is a fucking curse. Just like the curse of the Babe keeps the Yankees out of the world series, the curse of Bush keeps us from having a peaceful country.

V_RocKs · 10-24-2007, 11:46 AM

I started the fires with sheer mental power.

Elli · 10-24-2007, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

I always thought if Al Queda were competent they'd focus on easier guerrilla tactics, such as setting fires in prime locations or other such relatively low-risk but high damage maneuvers. Inject some poison into main water lines a few miles after the the treatment plant, drop a couple of matches in some beetle-killed national forests, run through a couple of large cattle farms and infect the livestock, shit like that.

*shrug*

Apparently they'd rather go for random destruction of some outlying homes... Who knew?

Varius · 10-24-2007, 11:52 AM

Bin Laden will be the star of The Hills Have Eyes 3

D · 10-24-2007, 11:59 AM

50 Non-Credible Sources (i.e. Fox 'News')

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evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Holy shit, they're reporting it on CNN now too. Link: http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/24/fire.wildfire.ca/index.html

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buzzy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,606	As TheSenator said in an earlier thread, all Bush needs to do is announce the fires a major disaster to become dictator. Well, what do ya know? Bush declares major fire disaster http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7060490.stm

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