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Compdoctor · 11-05-2007, 06:42 AM

A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,'' I'd like to make a bet with you.'' The bartender replies, ''Sure I'm in a betting mood.''

So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can piss in the shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.''
So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender and starts pissing. He doesn't even get a drop in. He pisses all over the place. In the bartender's face, all over the barstools and everything.

After he was done pissing, the bartender laughed and said, ''You owe me $1,000.'' The man paid the money with a big smile on his face. The bartender asked, ''How come you're so happy?'' The man replied, ''You see those five guys over there by the pool table? I bet them $300 each that I could piss all over your bar and you'd laugh about it.''

calibra · 11-05-2007, 07:04 AM

Old but gold

Joe BrainCash · 11-05-2007, 07:05 AM

I like Monday jokes.

KILL_FRENZY · 11-05-2007, 07:05 AM

cool one ...good jokes as always

SexualDragon · 11-05-2007, 07:44 AM

sniperwolf · 11-05-2007, 07:48 AM

yay! nice one!

pornguy · 11-05-2007, 07:57 AM

Head that a few times, and still makes me smile.

gornyhuy · 11-05-2007, 08:08 AM

An oldie but a goodie... love that one.

In reality of course the bouncer would come rushing in and smash him down like Terry Tate

TG Rebecca · 11-05-2007, 08:35 AM

haha, finally a joke that i've heard before.

still funny as ever though!

Violetta · 11-05-2007, 09:28 AM

hehe... good enough for a monday!

Vitasoy · 11-05-2007, 10:40 AM

That gave me a chuckle

Brother Bilo · 11-05-2007, 10:52 AM

Haven't heard that one in a while, very nice. I'll be using that one again shortly, thanks.

D · 11-05-2007, 10:53 AM

Oldie but goodie...

You know how to tell a good joke, man.

martinsc · 11-05-2007, 10:57 AM

good one...
reminds me of desperado

Flynn · 11-05-2007, 11:02 AM

haha, good one. the thought of pissing all over someone always makes me laugh.

Farang · 11-05-2007, 11:08 AM

_Richard_ · 11-05-2007, 11:10 AM

oldie but a goodie

VeriSexy · 11-05-2007, 11:10 AM

lol............

11-05-2007, 06:42 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Monday's Joke A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,'' I'd like to make a bet with you.'' The bartender replies, ''Sure I'm in a betting mood.'' So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can piss in the shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.'' So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender and starts pissing. He doesn't even get a drop in. He pisses all over the place. In the bartender's face, all over the barstools and everything. After he was done pissing, the bartender laughed and said, ''You owe me $1,000.'' The man paid the money with a big smile on his face. The bartender asked, ''How come you're so happy?'' The man replied, ''You see those five guys over there by the pool table? I bet them $300 each that I could piss all over your bar and you'd laugh about it.'' __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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TG Rebecca Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,450	haha, finally a joke that i've heard before. still funny as ever though! __________________ ICQ: 263-993 \| AIM: TG Rep Rebecca Email: [email protected]

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