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fluffygrrl · 11-22-2007, 04:34 AM

I'm thinking of getting a server. Here's the requisites :

Must have mysql. Should be able to do 10-100k queries an hour without hicups. Hicups are queries that take a second to complete sort of thing.

Must have php.

Must be able to regularly serve 100k hits an hour. Must be able to handle occasional bursts. The higher it can handle them, the better.

Must not, under any circumstances, suspend websites without having first talked with the webmaster (wherein talking is defined as having exchanged communication, as opposed to other things, like say announcing) and given said webmaster time to update his name servers. This time doesn't have to be more than six or twelve hours, but it has to be there.

Now, if you think you can fit that bill, let's see if we can get you a sale.

GrouchyAdmin · 11-22-2007, 04:47 AM

must respond to the name "spot" and have a purple striped mane. The tail may be fluffy, or straight, but may not be bare. Two paws and two hooves are acceptable, but I prefer four paws, because they're cuter.

fluffygrrl · 11-22-2007, 04:49 AM

No wonder we can't afford you. Just the meds....

:D

TidalWave · 11-22-2007, 04:57 AM

You're probably looking for a dedicated server to get the most satisfaction out of the experience

fluffygrrl · 11-22-2007, 05:04 AM

Yes, well, obviously buying an entire datacenter would give me the MOST satisfaction out of the experience. Altho... buying the town that datacenter is adjacent to would give me even more satisfaction...

But like any normal shopper, I'll take the cheapest thing that fits the bill.

Pornwolf · 11-22-2007, 06:07 AM

It's early morning on a major holiday here in the USA so sales guys probably won't be around until later...

but support definitely is online.

fluffygrrl · 11-22-2007, 06:44 AM

Sokay, it's no emergency.

O today's thanksgiving innit ? Hehe happy thanksgiving ye people from across the pond.

directfiesta · 11-22-2007, 07:47 AM

don't they have online ordering ????

Zuzana Designs · 11-22-2007, 08:30 AM

I belive you can hit up te 24 hour help on there site and they can help you out ... or you could try http://www.webair.com/form_sale.htm and I'm sure they will point you in the right direction..

webair · 11-22-2007, 11:32 AM

fluffygrrl,

sorry was away for a bit contact me we have a great special offer in celebration of our latest acquisition...read about it here: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=786184

write to me directly I'll get you going asap =))
===================

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fris · 11-22-2007, 11:42 AM

fluffy, save time and give phatservers a try, you will be thankful in the long run

fluffygrrl · 11-22-2007, 12:16 PM

Hey mike, hitting you up. Fris, shared hosting starting from 150$ a month ? What the heck ? You should be able to get dedicated for that sort of dough ?

Hotrocket · 11-22-2007, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by webair

In celebration of our new acquisition we are offering HIGHLY DISCOUNTED RATES on all of our NEW Dedicated Server Plans!
Now for a LIMITED TIME TAKE $100 OFF MONTHLY of ANY of our Dedicated Hosting Plans! All setups waived as well!

Just want to clarify...is that $100 off every month?

11-22-2007, 04:34 AM	#1
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Webair rep in the house ? I'm thinking of getting a server. Here's the requisites : Must have mysql. Should be able to do 10-100k queries an hour without hicups. Hicups are queries that take a second to complete sort of thing. Must have php. Must be able to regularly serve 100k hits an hour. Must be able to handle occasional bursts. The higher it can handle them, the better. Must not, under any circumstances, suspend websites without having first talked with the webmaster (wherein talking is defined as having exchanged communication, as opposed to other things, like say announcing) and given said webmaster time to update his name servers. This time doesn't have to be more than six or twelve hours, but it has to be there. Now, if you think you can fit that bill, let's see if we can get you a sale.

11-22-2007, 04:47 AM	#2
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	must respond to the name "spot" and have a purple striped mane. The tail may be fluffy, or straight, but may not be bare. Two paws and two hooves are acceptable, but I prefer four paws, because they're cuter. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

11-22-2007, 04:57 AM	#4
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11-22-2007, 06:07 AM	#6
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	It's early morning on a major holiday here in the USA so sales guys probably won't be around until later... but support definitely is online. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

11-22-2007, 07:47 AM	#8
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,630	don't they have online ordering ???? __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

11-22-2007, 04:49 AM	#3
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	No wonder we can't afford you. Just the meds.... :D

11-22-2007, 05:04 AM	#5
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Yes, well, obviously buying an entire datacenter would give me the MOST satisfaction out of the experience. Altho... buying the town that datacenter is adjacent to would give me even more satisfaction... But like any normal shopper, I'll take the cheapest thing that fits the bill.

11-22-2007, 06:44 AM	#7
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Sokay, it's no emergency. O today's thanksgiving innit ? Hehe happy thanksgiving ye people from across the pond.

11-22-2007, 08:30 AM	#9
Zuzana Designs All Your Design Needs Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: [email protected] Posts: 20,847	I belive you can hit up te 24 hour help on there site and they can help you out ... or you could try http://www.webair.com/form_sale.htm and I'm sure they will point you in the right direction.. __________________ Website Design - Consulting - Development sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

11-22-2007, 11:32 AM	#10
webair Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: NYC, NY Posts: 8,531	fluffygrrl, sorry was away for a bit contact me we have a great special offer in celebration of our latest acquisition...read about it here: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=786184 write to me directly I'll get you going asap =)) =================== In celebration of our new acquisition we are offering HIGHLY DISCOUNTED RATES on all of our NEW Dedicated Server Plans! Now for a LIMITED TIME TAKE $100 OFF MONTHLY of ANY of our Dedicated Hosting Plans! All setups waived as well! Please visit http://www.webair.com/host_dedicated.htm or contact [email protected] NOW is a better time then ever to MAKE THE SWITCH to WEBAIR.COM TODAY!!! Experience the difference... More data center Locations! More Peering Arrangements! More Connectivity! More Redundancy! Meet or Beat Guarantee! Award Winning Support! FASTER CONNECTIVITY! BETTER FOR YOUR BUSINESS! Come experience the Webair difference! See what the buzz is all about. We are so sure you will see a noticeable improvement form your current host that we are willing to offer you a 30 day money back guarantee! Celebrating 10 years hosting! Guaranteed piece of mind. __________________ ~ Webair Dedicated Cloud Servers™ ~ WEBAIR VSYS™ Virtual Hosting Platform ~ Superior CDN Network ~ ~ Managed Dedicated hosting Specialists ~ DISCOUNT DOMAIN NAMES! ~ WEBAIR FUSION IO MANAGED CLOUD SERVERS! ~ *ICQ:* 243116321 - *TWITTER* - @WEBAIRINC - E-Mail: [email protected]

11-22-2007, 11:42 AM	#11
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	fluffy, save time and give phatservers a try, you will be thankful in the long run __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

11-22-2007, 12:16 PM	#12
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	Hey mike, hitting you up. Fris, shared hosting starting from 150$ a month ? What the heck ? You should be able to get dedicated for that sort of dough ?