![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle
Posts: 3,201
|
Don't kiss me in a fucking club
As I was riding with my boy tonight, I told him... I try not to kiss girls in club because most of the times(happened to me at least 50 times), when I kiss them I don't bang them...
And tonight, I kissed a fucking girl and didn't bang her... Anyways, I'm just reminding you if you see me in a party and want to hook up with me, you better fuck me if you kiss me... because I'll be pissed. ![]()
__________________
![]() A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT". So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 | |
Troll Patrol
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Local Socal
Posts: 15,214
|
Quote:
![]() ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle
Posts: 3,201
|
LOL that was a good one lazycash
![]()
__________________
![]() A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT". So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
So Fucking Banned
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Babylon
Posts: 5,889
|
Are these girls who do you without kissing prostitutes? Cause that's the way to go? They're strickly business ladies
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
Disruptive Innovator
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Vegas
Posts: 4,230
|
slacking.
__________________
C:\Code\ C:\Code\Run\ |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
Choice is an Illusion
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Land of Obama
Posts: 42,635
|
![]() (\__/)
(='.'=) "Bitch please" (")_(") |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
Posts: 35,299
|
Kissing a random club skank better only be done when doing body shots or where high octane alcohol is on her lips. Seriously if she is kissing you on the dance floor you know damn well she has kissed just about every other mono carrying slut in the place and good odds she has also blown a guy or two for a drink or a line of blow.
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 51,692
|
Quote:
You have to stay somewhat neutral, if you kiss her inside the club, her friends will be pissed that she's getting some and that they aren't getting any, and they will cockblock you like there is no tomorrow. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ICQ #23642053
Posts: 19,593
|
The people on this board are getting more retarded every day.
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 51,692
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 51,692
|
What is retarded about this thread ?
I used to think all theses people giving women advice that makes no sence were bullshitting... but it's simply that woman are illogical. Kissing her also means you'd give her the goods, they prolly want a little challenge too.
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Toronto
Posts: 2,867
|
Club girls are all useless. . The real freaks are in the sex section of your local chapters. Chapters has gotten me more pussy then I can count, you'd be surprised.
__________________
ICQ: 405 009 573 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 51,692
|
Got to agree with that, most organised crime does... but most of theses girls are fucked in the head and on a serious powertrip.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Midwest, US
Posts: 1,566
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle
Posts: 3,201
|
I agree with you Dr Dre. That's why I had a plan to stop doing that and bait them without giving the goods because if not, like you said... you give up too easily and also her friends will be doing a CB. Anyways I did not follow it since I was just partying. Had fun.... but you know.
![]()
__________________
![]() A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT". So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Posts: 6,801
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 334
|
maybe you arent a good kisser? Reminds me of a guy who's girlfriends kept turning lez after fucking him
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#18 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle
Posts: 3,201
|
maybe
![]()
__________________
![]() A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT". So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |