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Old 11-25-2007, 02:42 AM   #1
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Don't kiss me in a fucking club

As I was riding with my boy tonight, I told him... I try not to kiss girls in club because most of the times(happened to me at least 50 times), when I kiss them I don't bang them...

And tonight, I kissed a fucking girl and didn't bang her...


Anyways, I'm just reminding you if you see me in a party and want to hook up with me, you better fuck me if you kiss me... because I'll be pissed.
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Old 11-25-2007, 02:46 AM   #2
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As I was riding my boy tonight, I told him... I try not to kiss in club because most of the times(happened to me at least 50 times), when I kiss him I don't bang him...

And tonight, I kissed a fucking guy and didn't bang him...


Anyways, I'm just reminding you if you see me in a party and want to hook up with me, you better fuck me if you kiss me... because I'll be pissed.
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Old 11-25-2007, 02:48 AM   #3
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LOL that was a good one lazycash
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Old 11-25-2007, 03:00 AM   #4
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Are these girls who do you without kissing prostitutes? Cause that's the way to go? They're strickly business ladies
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Old 11-25-2007, 03:09 AM   #5
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Old 11-25-2007, 05:47 AM   #6
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Old 11-25-2007, 05:51 AM   #7
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Kissing a random club skank better only be done when doing body shots or where high octane alcohol is on her lips. Seriously if she is kissing you on the dance floor you know damn well she has kissed just about every other mono carrying slut in the place and good odds she has also blown a guy or two for a drink or a line of blow.
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Old 11-25-2007, 05:59 AM   #8
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Are these girls who do you without kissing prostitutes? Cause that's the way to go? They're strickly business ladies
You simply don't kiss a girl you want to bring back inside the club... that just won't work in most cases.

You have to stay somewhat neutral, if you kiss her inside the club, her friends will be pissed that she's getting some and that they aren't getting any, and they will cockblock you like there is no tomorrow.
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Old 11-25-2007, 06:00 AM   #9
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The people on this board are getting more retarded every day.
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Old 11-25-2007, 06:07 AM   #10
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Kissing a random club skank better only be done when doing body shots or where high octane alcohol is on her lips. Seriously if she is kissing you on the dance floor you know damn well she has kissed just about every other mono carrying slut in the place and good odds she has also blown a guy or two for a drink or a line of blow.
Beeing in clubs a couple nights a week, I've got to agree with that.
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Old 11-25-2007, 06:08 AM   #11
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The people on this board are getting more retarded every day.
What is retarded about this thread ?

I used to think all theses people giving women advice that makes no sence were bullshitting... but it's simply that woman are illogical. Kissing her also means you'd give her the goods, they prolly want a little challenge too.
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Old 11-25-2007, 06:13 AM   #12
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Club girls are all useless. . The real freaks are in the sex section of your local chapters. Chapters has gotten me more pussy then I can count, you'd be surprised.
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Old 11-25-2007, 06:15 AM   #13
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Club girls are all useless. . The real freaks are in the sex section of your local chapters. Chapters has gotten me more pussy then I can count, you'd be surprised.
Got to agree with that, most organised crime does... but most of theses girls are fucked in the head and on a serious powertrip.
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Old 11-25-2007, 06:46 AM   #14
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Old 11-25-2007, 08:23 AM   #15
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I agree with you Dr Dre. That's why I had a plan to stop doing that and bait them without giving the goods because if not, like you said... you give up too easily and also her friends will be doing a CB. Anyways I did not follow it since I was just partying. Had fun.... but you know.

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Old 11-25-2007, 09:23 AM   #16
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Kissing a random club skank better only be done when doing body shots or where high octane alcohol is on her lips. Seriously if she is kissing you on the dance floor you know damn well she has kissed just about every other mono carrying slut in the place and good odds she has also blown a guy or two for a drink or a line of blow.
So true...
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Old 11-25-2007, 09:32 AM   #17
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maybe you arent a good kisser? Reminds me of a guy who's girlfriends kept turning lez after fucking him
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Old 11-25-2007, 09:34 AM   #18
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