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Compdoctor · 11-24-2007, 05:21 AM

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement on short notice.

The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his managers but was told that this was the best they could do at such short notice.

Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his fingers in the soup to taste it and again he complained to the chief of staff about the cook, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef.

The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little off and by the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea. It was getting worse and worse 'til finally he had to excuse himself from the state dinner to look for the bathroom.

Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end and this made him feel even worse. By now he was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom.

He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened and as he undid his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his knees.

As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard her president whisper in a barely audible voice, ?sack my cook.?

And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.

tony286 · 11-24-2007, 07:59 AM

thats too funny.

nAtuRaLbEautY · 11-24-2007, 10:17 AM

?sack my cook.?

lol! this is hilarious.

sniperwolf · 11-24-2007, 10:38 AM

lol!

okdesign · 11-24-2007, 11:23 AM

good one!

D · 11-24-2007, 11:26 AM

Shagbunny · 11-24-2007, 11:28 AM

lol thats funneh

justFred · 11-24-2007, 11:30 AM

to which her response was, "Ok."

and she did.

Scott McD · 11-24-2007, 11:43 AM

Hehehe,

sexuallyhealed · 11-24-2007, 12:00 PM

I didn't laugh

woj · 11-24-2007, 01:10 PM

Satan · 11-24-2007, 01:12 PM

now thats funny

KILL_FRENZY · 11-24-2007, 02:53 PM

11-24-2007, 05:21 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Saturdays Joke Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement on short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his managers but was told that this was the best they could do at such short notice. Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his fingers in the soup to taste it and again he complained to the chief of staff about the cook, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef. The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little off and by the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea. It was getting worse and worse 'til finally he had to excuse himself from the state dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end and this made him feel even worse. By now he was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom. He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened and as he undid his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his knees. As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard her president whisper in a barely audible voice, ?sack my cook.? And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred. __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

11-24-2007, 10:17 AM	#3
nAtuRaLbEautY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 6,107	?sack my cook.? lol! this is hilarious. __________________ Prime Outsourcing│offshore solutions│manual labor│staff leasing│full time employees starting at $695.00/month=managed and dedicated \| icq: 309570461 \| live chat

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