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Old 11-29-2007, 09:08 AM   #1
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Thursday's Joke

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:13 AM   #2
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HAHAHA now thats a good one
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:17 AM   #3
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:19 AM   #4
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hehehe - always tell the truth, they'll never believe you anyway!
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:28 AM   #5
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Not bad, not bad
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:52 AM   #6
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:54 AM   #7
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HAHAHAHA !!!
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:55 AM   #8
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:58 PM   #9
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lol! well, another reason to have by guys.
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:59 PM   #10
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I like that one....
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:59 PM   #11
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Old 11-29-2007, 02:05 PM   #12
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Old 11-29-2007, 02:06 PM   #13
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