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Join Date: Aug 2001
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Thursday's Joke
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" |
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HAHAHA now thats a good one
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one sick puppy
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heheh
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Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Face Down in Pussy
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hehehe - always tell the truth, they'll never believe you anyway!
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Not bad, not bad
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#6 |
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good one!!
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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HAHAHAHA !!!
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#9 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Manila, Philippines
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lol! well, another reason to have by guys.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: MaxCash.com
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I like that one....
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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Lol, cute one...
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