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#1 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: oz-trailer
Posts: 5,144
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::::-->kay five is arrive<--:::: ***MY 5k thread of wisdom***
some enlightenment my fellow gfy chaps chicks and chops...
1.freedom is a broken dream had by those wishing to capitalise on it. (my dad always wondered why money was of little importance to me - remembering what he looks like seemed more important at the time.) 2.sexuality is your connection to life, the mind conceptualises the goal, making codependancy a weapon of mass destruction. (Medium rare is popular, but not for everyone) 3.hurry up and live allready - cotton wool is an epidemic. (razorblade waterslides can be a moment of fun for a million, or an eternity of lonesome procrastination for one) 4.political parties are defined easily in five very purposeless words... weird impotent, library, geek, and debating. without them, we'd be found, so wtf are u voting for? (complicating problems often surprize us with simple solutions - and empires ALWAYS strike back) 5.the cure was the cart you put before the horse.... so stopping by a billabong for some thoughtful reflection may be the one thing preventing you from falling off that cliff you cannot see.... (baldness being something of a vain issue, has now been concquered by my "hair bank scheme" which is a father son project i developed this past week. Simply put, genetics is the sign written on our forefathers foreheads. Ignorance splits the hairs of reason, bagging up the last hairstyle assures me of Touche) 6.primitive is turning a screwdriver for a bowl of rice. Tyranosaurus Rex's attitude has similile functional human beings on welfare due to political correctness. Rex never had a snowflakes chance in hell. 7.I was a more successful junkie over an average year of service than i have been a webmaster in the last 12 months. i averaged around $300 a day begging up + down george st sydney. As with everything, experience tought me to remove my shoes and sox, roll in a pile of dirt/gutter filth, have some icebreakers promoting 'my' business, and cha ching - every people pleasing guilt ridden scumbag and thier mum greased my palm faster than anyone i competed against. Thus being the case, I conclude with the following statements... - waste is more often found begining a meal - - praying is a procrastination - - death emancipates, santa molests and americans will undoubtedly attempt everything twice, once for mr president and once for the camera - |
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#2 |
Its almost time
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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congrats on 5k
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Montreal
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I agree with #3
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#4 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: oz-trailer
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yep, so do i.
no 3 is important when considering the issues plaguing existence is our propensity for instant results. |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: oz-trailer
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chimpanzees from my perspective, have evolved in the past 20 years... China seems to enjoy breeding robots and farming cats whilst shitting on the food, feeding it to the kids then occupying the kids with a lump of lead courtesy of matel industries, selling at rediculous retail prices that in the long run, send your own small business to the cleaners - coming to the realisation mandarin is that sign that says: fguk hyeou - till it clean.
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Location: wut
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grats on 5k wyld
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ICQ:649699063
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wise words, thanks
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#8 |
Blow Me U Geeks
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Maximum Security
Posts: 5,108
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Congrats on ya 5k mate
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#9 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 8,452
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Congrats on the 5 k!
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#10 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: oz-trailer
Posts: 5,144
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tar guys n gals
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#11 |
CHECK MY SIG-AMAZING SITE
Join Date: May 2006
Location: ICQ: 210-874-419
Posts: 12,870
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Congrats on the 5k
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Standup Guys Suite
Posts: 703
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too much to read. Congrats.
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#13 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: oz-trailer
Posts: 5,144
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i do not know why i think this shit, it has me fucked wtf i was thinking to be so fucking deep. lifes cool.....thats all......
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
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Congrat's !!!!!!!!!!!
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