What The Fuck is Wrong With People? Take 2! - GoFuckYourself.com

minusonebit · 12-09-2007, 11:54 PM

So I run to Wal-Mart tonight to pickup the following:

1 package of hamburger buns
1 jar of bread and butter pickles
1 box of dishwasher juice
8 gallons of water
1 onion
1 package of organic free-range eggs
1 thing of organic butter

Oklahoma, for those unaware, has been hit with a pretty bad ice storm these last couple of days. We are having freezing rain right now as I write this. And the whether morons who are wrong 95% of the time, have been warning about this for days. And then it hit other areas around us and they reported on the damage and added "this is coming to OKC metro area next".

Keeping this in mind, why did I go to Wal-Mart and find the whole store ransacked, the bread isle empty, no bottled water and no eggs (even the organic ones that cost $3.59 a dozen were sold out), along with a completely bare soup isle and almost no fucking meat? To humor myself, I went to automotive, and predictably all the ice scrapers were sold out as were all the bottles of de-icer windshield juice and anything that might possibly be used to de-ice a car window. Also selling nicely were bottles of HEET and other fuel additives to prevent fuel line freezes.

What the fuck? Was there a nuclear war declared that I didn't hear about it? Are the Ruskiess fueling thier missles? Is it the end of the world as we know it? No, of course it isn't. Its just another example of human stupidity on display at its finest. Plan the fuck ahead, people.

Never mind the fact that an ice storm is not all that unusual here, we had several last year, several the year before, several the year before that, etc, etc. You'd think that as the leaves start to dry and fall off the trees, people would buy winter supplies: bug juice, ice melt, food... but they don't. They wait until the storm is actually there, then they all run to Wal-Mart when the roads are shitty (causing all kinds of accidents) to buy stuff they should have had on hand a long time ago.

I think next summer, I am gonna buy a pallet of ice scrapers, a few pallets of ice melt and shit like that, and as soon as the other stores sell out, I am gonna set up on the side of the road and jack the price up about 4 times what the normal retail is. Fucking people deserve it. Sales of ice melt I can kind of understand... its a consumable product. But an ice scraper, hell, it lasts forever. What happened to the ice scraper they used last year? There could not possibly have been that many new cars sold this year that warrants a run on ice scrapers like this. And why didn't they keep their ice scraper from their last car? When I sell a car, the ice scraper stays with me along with the full size spare tire (they have have the worthless fucking dough nut that the factory put with it) and the floor jack. Is there a ring of ice scraper thieves stealing all of the ice scrapers? Do they need a new one every year because its the cool thing to do?

And if you do need an ice scraper, you don't wait until the storm comes to get one... so that you can put everyone at risk as you try to peer through that little hole in the ice you made with your fingernails trying to see as you hunt around town to find an ice scraper that some other idiot just like you hasn't bought yet. What the fuck is wrong with people? I can see how Katrina became such a nightmare. People are too goddamn lazy to do anything at all that might make them able to live for three days without the government catering to them and providing for their every need.

I always have probably a month's worth of food and two weeks worth of water here. I bought a years worth of ice melt back in September. I have six or eight cases of fucking bug juice around here, I buy it when its on sale and I go through a good case a month.

baddog · 12-09-2007, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

And the whether morons who are wrong 95% of the time

Irony at its finest.

minusonebit · 12-10-2007, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Irony at its finest.

Shut up, my spell check fucked up and I tried to edit it... stupid fucking GFY...

baddog · 12-10-2007, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

Shut up, my spell check fucked up and I tried to edit it... stupid fucking GFY...

It isn't spellcheck's fault you are a moron. And GFY gives you 3 minutes to edit errors.

minusonebit · 12-10-2007, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

It isn't spellcheck's fault you are a moron. And GFY gives you 3 minutes to edit errors.

I didn't notice it until I had already copied and pasted it onto two other boards.

HeadPimp · 12-10-2007, 12:13 AM

You shop at WalMart? How fucking un-American. Why not just hand your checking account over to the Chinese?

Like to see someone run some tests on their 'organic' products as well.

baddog · 12-10-2007, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by HeadPimp

You shop at WalMart? How fucking un-American. Why not just hand your checking account over to the Chinese?

Like to see someone run some tests on their 'organic' products as well.

He lives in Oklahoma. Walmart is their version of Nordstrom's.

GrouchyAdmin · 12-10-2007, 12:15 AM

I was going to read this thread, but I saw it was a minusonebit thread so I decided to shit all over it, instead.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-10-2007, 12:27 AM

maybe you should of planned ahead and got your shit yesterday...

im just saying...

CyberHustler · 12-10-2007, 12:31 AM

Sucks for you...

minusonebit · 12-10-2007, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by HeadPimp

You shop at WalMart? How fucking un-American. Why not just hand your checking account over to the Chinese?

Like to see someone run some tests on their 'organic' products as well.

Well, I could either shop at Homeland or Albertsons for groceries. Both big chains, both employ spics and both treat their employees like shit. I hate Wal-Mart and I buy from them as little as possible. There is little choice for some thing. I buy my meat from a local butcher and have alot of organic non-perishable food shipped in from family farms. Hard to find sources that will ship stuff at reasonable prices.

CyberHustler · 12-10-2007, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

both employ spics

lol... boy oh boy

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-10-2007, 09:48 AM

You've never been to florida right before a hurricane is "supposed" to hit.

CyberHustler · 12-10-2007, 09:48 AM

-Idiot
-Username and password sharing
-Gets tough with girls in stores
-Racist

Your resume' is starting to look really great...

Barefootsies · 12-10-2007, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Irony at its finest.

L-Pink · 12-10-2007, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

So I run to Wal-Mart tonight to pickup the following:

1 package of hamburger buns
1 jar of bread and butter pickles
1 box of dishwasher juice
8 gallons of water
1 onion
1 package of organic free-range eggs
1 thing of organic butter

Then you sat down and had dinner while watching "I'm not smarter than a 5th grader" .......

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buzzy · 12-10-2007, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

I was going to read this thread, but I saw it was a minusonebit thread so I decided to shit all over it, instead.

lazycash · 12-10-2007, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Jaysin

maybe you should of planned ahead and got your shit yesterday...

im just saying...

Exactly, if ice storms aren't all that unusual where you live, why didn't you have the necessary things on hand to deal with them, such as an ice scraper.

minusonebit · 12-10-2007, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

You've never been to florida right before a hurricane is "supposed" to hit.

I try to stay the hell away from Florida. The old people annoy me with how they drive so damn slow. Believe it or not, people in Oklahoma drive pretty good... they move right along... even in an ice storm...

CDSmith · 12-10-2007, 10:18 AM

Okay wait, back it up a moment...

WTF is "dishwasher juice"?

Sounds like the sludge that collects in that sludge trap in the bottom.

You bought a gallon of sludge trap goo?

:D

minusonebit · 12-10-2007, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Okay wait, back it up a moment...

WTF is "dishwasher juice"?

Sounds like the sludge that collects in that sludge trap in the bottom.

You bought a gallon of sludge trap goo?

:D

Dishwasher Juice. Only my dishwasher doesn't smile at me when I put it in like in the commercial. Hmmm, maybe mine is broke. Have to see about that...

L-Pink · 12-10-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

Dishwasher Juice.

CDSmith · 12-10-2007, 10:50 AM

Sorry, I've just never heard anyone call it "juice" before.

Carry on...

JohnnyJames · 12-10-2007, 10:55 AM

Many people are naturally prone to disaster-syndrome.

I've seen people prior to hurricanes here buy up 25 extra sets of tire irons and shit like that before a storm. No idea why.

Seems to be a mentality which says, "I better clean out my bank account and buy EVERYTHING in site. After all, someone before me bought all the hamburger buns and I may need to barter a tire iron if the authorities don't get this shit put back together before we all die."

minusonebit · 12-10-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyJames

Many people are naturally prone to disaster-syndrome.

I've seen people prior to hurricanes here buy up 25 extra sets of tire irons and shit like that before a storm. No idea why.

Seems to be a mentality which says, "I better clean out my bank account and buy EVERYTHING in site. After all, someone before me bought all the hamburger buns and I may need to barter a tire iron if the authorities don't get this shit put back together before we all die."

This is true. But tire irons? What the fuck? They don't have any value at the end of the world, since no one will be driving anyway. Except maybe as a weapon.

aico · 12-10-2007, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

He lives in Oklahoma. Walmart is their version of Nordstrom's.

Fuck that was funny.

Deej · 12-10-2007, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

What the fuck? Was there a nuclear war declared that I didn't hear about it? Are the Ruskiess fueling thier missles? Is it the end of the world as we know it? No, of course it isn't. Its just another example of human stupidity on display at its finest. Plan the fuck ahead, people.

Hey, you dont have hamburgers, fool!

Dvae · 12-10-2007, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

So I run to Wal-Mart tonight to pickup the following:

Oklahoma, for those unaware, has been hit with a pretty bad ice storm these last couple of days. We are having freezing rain right now as I write this. And the whether morons who are wrong 95% of the time,

Would those be the the same morons that tell us all about Global Warming that you are so anxious to believe?

As far as the the rest of it, karma is a bitch-couldn't happen to a nicer guy!

StuartD · 12-10-2007, 05:41 PM

I can't wait for the tales of your adventures to the gas station.

Dvae · 12-10-2007, 05:44 PM

WTF is organic butter?
is it something like safer bullets?

And there is no way you would know the difference between free range eggs and cooped up chicken eggs.
I know, the chickens weren't tortured right?

D · 12-10-2007, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

I hate Wal-Mart and I buy from them as little as possible.

If that were true, you wouldn't buy from them at all.

12-09-2007, 11:54 PM	#1
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	What The Fuck is Wrong With People? Take 2! So I run to Wal-Mart tonight to pickup the following: 1 package of hamburger buns 1 jar of bread and butter pickles 1 box of dishwasher juice 8 gallons of water 1 onion 1 package of organic free-range eggs 1 thing of organic butter Oklahoma, for those unaware, has been hit with a pretty bad ice storm these last couple of days. We are having freezing rain right now as I write this. And the whether morons who are wrong 95% of the time, have been warning about this for days. And then it hit other areas around us and they reported on the damage and added "this is coming to OKC metro area next". Keeping this in mind, why did I go to Wal-Mart and find the whole store ransacked, the bread isle empty, no bottled water and no eggs (even the organic ones that cost $3.59 a dozen were sold out), along with a completely bare soup isle and almost no fucking meat? To humor myself, I went to automotive, and predictably all the ice scrapers were sold out as were all the bottles of de-icer windshield juice and anything that might possibly be used to de-ice a car window. Also selling nicely were bottles of HEET and other fuel additives to prevent fuel line freezes. What the fuck? Was there a nuclear war declared that I didn't hear about it? Are the Ruskiess fueling thier missles? Is it the end of the world as we know it? No, of course it isn't. Its just another example of human stupidity on display at its finest. Plan the fuck ahead, people. Never mind the fact that an ice storm is not all that unusual here, we had several last year, several the year before, several the year before that, etc, etc. You'd think that as the leaves start to dry and fall off the trees, people would buy winter supplies: bug juice, ice melt, food... but they don't. They wait until the storm is actually there, then they all run to Wal-Mart when the roads are shitty (causing all kinds of accidents) to buy stuff they should have had on hand a long time ago. I think next summer, I am gonna buy a pallet of ice scrapers, a few pallets of ice melt and shit like that, and as soon as the other stores sell out, I am gonna set up on the side of the road and jack the price up about 4 times what the normal retail is. Fucking people deserve it. Sales of ice melt I can kind of understand... its a consumable product. But an ice scraper, hell, it lasts forever. What happened to the ice scraper they used last year? There could not possibly have been that many new cars sold this year that warrants a run on ice scrapers like this. And why didn't they keep their ice scraper from their last car? When I sell a car, the ice scraper stays with me along with the full size spare tire (they have have the worthless fucking dough nut that the factory put with it) and the floor jack. Is there a ring of ice scraper thieves stealing all of the ice scrapers? Do they need a new one every year because its the cool thing to do? And if you do need an ice scraper, you don't wait until the storm comes to get one... so that you can put everyone at risk as you try to peer through that little hole in the ice you made with your fingernails trying to see as you hunt around town to find an ice scraper that some other idiot just like you hasn't bought yet. What the fuck is wrong with people? I can see how Katrina became such a nightmare. People are too goddamn lazy to do anything at all that might make them able to live for three days without the government catering to them and providing for their every need. I always have probably a month's worth of food and two weeks worth of water here. I bought a years worth of ice melt back in September. I have six or eight cases of fucking bug juice around here, I buy it when its on sale and I go through a good case a month.

12-10-2007, 12:15 AM	#8
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12-10-2007, 12:13 AM	#6
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12-10-2007, 10:55 AM	#24
JohnnyJames Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 621	Many people are naturally prone to disaster-syndrome. I've seen people prior to hurricanes here buy up 25 extra sets of tire irons and shit like that before a storm. No idea why. Seems to be a mentality which says, "I better clean out my bank account and buy EVERYTHING in site. After all, someone before me bought all the hamburger buns and I may need to barter a tire iron if the authorities don't get this shit put back together before we all die."

12-10-2007, 05:44 PM	#30
Dvae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 5,326	WTF is organic butter? is it something like safer bullets? And there is no way you would know the difference between free range eggs and cooped up chicken eggs. I know, the chickens weren't tortured right?