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Old 12-05-2007, 05:46 PM   #1
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Top 37 Things You May NOT Know!

1. CocaCola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they
start with.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath..

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you Sneeze,
your heart stops for a millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.

14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
History. "Spades" King David; "Clubs" Alexander the Great;" Hearts"
Charlemagne; "Diamonds" Julius Caesar.

15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs in the
air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the
air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.If the
horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.

17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?
Ans. All invented by women.

18. Honey This is the only food that doesn't spoil.

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20. A snail can sleep for three years.

21. All polar bears are left handed.

22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in firstclass.

23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have
over million descendants.

33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.

34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their
elbow.
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Old 12-05-2007, 05:51 PM   #2
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I didn't try to lick my elbow
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Old 12-05-2007, 05:52 PM   #3
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Old 12-05-2007, 05:55 PM   #4
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Old 12-05-2007, 05:58 PM   #5
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a few things there I actually didnt know
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:02 PM   #6
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I did try the elbow...Damn you! lol
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This list gets circulated now and then... and part of the reason that we don't know some of those is because they're simply not true.

http://www.gfy.com/13136881-post7.html


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1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
Not true.
http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/green.asp

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3 . The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
I'm pretty sure [N]orth Americ[a], and [S]outh Americ[a] are the actual names of 2 of the continents.

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4 . The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
False. The tongue is made up of sixteen muscles... not one. In brute strength, the masseter of the jaw is the strongest.... in distance, it's the heart... in ratio to weight? The uterus.


And those are just 3 in the first 4. Glancing through, I'm not sure if others are false or true... but if batting .250 on the first 4 of the list is indicative of the rest, I'd say I'm sure there are others that don't hold water.

Sorry to spoil the fun... but I'd rather spread knowledge as opposed to disinformation.

Might be a good idea to check your sources and do the same next time, too.

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Old 12-05-2007, 06:39 PM   #9
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I did try the elbow...Damn you! lol
hahaha...i knew some of you would actually try that....
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Nice stuff - I had honestly thought of the elbow but I am wearing a sweater and don't want to get my tongue woolied
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:51 PM   #11
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Bunch of fags !

I managed to lick my elbow
UP YOURS hehehehehehehe
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:59 PM   #12
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15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

Thats pretty sweet, actually had to type that in a calculator myself
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Ok ok, I tried

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25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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LOL that is all news to me but .... 37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their
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cool info! but nah, didn't try licking my elbow! ;)
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

no wonder pussy licking is popular :-) lol
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

no wonder pussy licking is popular :-) lol
That'd be a funny remark if it were based on a valid statement.

Did you not read my post?

Seriously... with all due respect - why spread ignorance?
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I would have licked my elbow, but I already tried it a few years ago.
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1. CocaCola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they
start with.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath..

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you Sneeze,
your heart stops for a millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.

14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
History. "Spades" King David; "Clubs" Alexander the Great;" Hearts"
Charlemagne; "Diamonds" Julius Caesar.

15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs in the
air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the
air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.If the
horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.

17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?
Ans. All invented by women.

18. Honey This is the only food that doesn't spoil.

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20. A snail can sleep for three years.

21. All polar bears are left handed.

22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in firstclass.

23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have
over million descendants.

33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.

34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their
elbow.
Wow I started laughing at #37, I tried it right when I read that one, haha.
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1. CocaCola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they
start with.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath..

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you Sneeze,
your heart stops for a millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.

14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
History. "Spades" King David; "Clubs" Alexander the Great;" Hearts"
Charlemagne; "Diamonds" Julius Caesar.

15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs in the
air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the
air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.If the
horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.

17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?
Ans. All invented by women.

18. Honey This is the only food that doesn't spoil.

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20. A snail can sleep for three years.

21. All polar bears are left handed.

22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in firstclass.

23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have
over million descendants.

33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.

34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their
elbow.
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Wow, I didn't know most of these things!

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Nice stuff - I had honestly thought of the elbow but I am wearing a sweater and don't want to get my tongue woolied
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Wow, I didn't know most of these things!

Thanks!
Your welcome .....maybe some may not be true but was worth the laugh and fun to read....unlike some other morons who act as if they know it all and still on their high horse! and still hanging out on gfy...

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I feel a little bit smarter even if it is useless trivial knowledge......and yes I tried to lick my elbow.....and I couldn't do it!!!
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How long would it take me to find this 20 years ago?

45 seconds later....

Here is 32 more.


1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it
will digest itself.

3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down
continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. I know
some people like that!

6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2 by 3-1/2.

8. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the
distance.

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! That
explains it!

10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear
pants.

11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were
made of wood.

12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a
game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and
silver.

14. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan." There was
never a recorded Wendy before.

15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed
the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

16. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad
and sting itself to death.

17. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you
could see his moves.

18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."


19. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

20. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which
stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

21. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for
automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the
Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

22. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

23. By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into
quicksand.

24. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of
celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike
contest.

26. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

27. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson."

28. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take
more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

30. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most
often stolen from Public Libraries.

31. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them. Not to mention the other
drawback.

32. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
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OMG - I just threw off my headphones YUK
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:16 AM   #34
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I went out and rolled a hog on his back, the moon reflected in his eyes, so there goes no. 11
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Did you not read my post?
Not a chance.
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I think I've read that before, but its still pretty interesting.
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Old 12-06-2007, 04:54 AM   #37
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.<<< Im sure all PORN people agree on this one!

Thanks for this article dude!
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Old 12-06-2007, 04:59 AM   #38
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after reading the first 3, 2 are already wrong....

North America... starts with N and ends with A
South America... starts with S and ends with A

the heart is the strongest muscle in your body, NOT the tongue.

so how many others are completely false?
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Old 12-06-2007, 05:03 AM   #39
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This list gets circulated now and then... and part of the reason that we don't know some of those is because they're simply not true.
Thanks for the investigation. What would we do without you.
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after reading the first 3, 2 are already wrong....

North America... starts with N and ends with A
South America... starts with S and ends with A
I'm pretty sure they were only considering the "America" part,

and not the north or south designatiions.
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This list must have been posted at least 50 times already.

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This list must have been posted at least 50 times already.

Not to mention how many times some of us have seen them in our email. I think the first list was sent to me by my lady at least a dozen times in the past couple years.
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:08 AM   #44
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Some of these are just ridiculously wrong. Dunno about the others. Just think about some of them. I mean, "33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times." Exactly 700? We all have the same amount of bacteria to start with and the exact same headphones do we?
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39. you cant lick your own neck
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I'll admit it, I tried to lick my elbow



....back in 1999 when I first saw this list.
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Very interesting stuff! I feel like I just learned more than 10 years of school education
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Seen it so many times before.

Not even any point in bothering to show how most of that shit is wrong, but one glaring example...

3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they
start with.

What about South America? or North America? Even if you group the two together they would still be called the Americas.

Don't believe everything you read kids.
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I tried to lick my elbow lol

thanks for the laughs and info!
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37. And finally 99&#37; of people who read this will try to lick their
elbow

Hahah! Got me!
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