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Compdoctor · 12-19-2007, 08:55 AM

In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name,

Tylenol is Acetaminophen,

Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafloppin.

Iron Fist · 12-19-2007, 09:13 AM

This is not too funny... however, Amazing Jokes has...

An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed.

While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite biscuits wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.
With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite biscuits, freshly baked.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Scottish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in crumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled towards a biscuit at the edge of the table, when it was
suddenly smacked by his wife with a spatula.............

"Fuck off" she said, "they're for the funeral."

teg0 · 12-19-2007, 10:06 AM

woj · 12-19-2007, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by teg0

sicone · 12-19-2007, 10:09 AM

I guess not all jokes can be funny

sniperwolf · 12-19-2007, 11:01 AM

LOL sharphead!

12-19-2007, 08:55 AM	#1
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12-19-2007, 09:13 AM	#2
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	This is not too funny... however, Amazing Jokes has... An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite biscuits wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite biscuits, freshly baked. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Scottish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in crumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled towards a biscuit at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a spatula............. "Fuck off" she said, "they're for the funeral." __________________ i like waffles

12-19-2007, 10:09 AM	#5
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	I guess not all jokes can be funny __________________

12-19-2007, 11:01 AM	#6
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	LOL sharphead! __________________ ~Accepting design works~

12-19-2007, 10:06 AM	#3
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