chuck norris is suddenly alot less awesome - GoFuckYourself.com

k0nr4d · 12-22-2007, 04:09 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/...ris_lawsuit_dc

discuss.

dynastoned · 12-22-2007, 04:23 AM

what a fucking douche. lolll

spunkmister · 12-22-2007, 04:24 AM

if it wasn't for the websites he would have been forgotten about years ago...he should be paying them for keeping him somewhat relevant in todays culture

jpwhits · 12-22-2007, 04:25 AM

He just wants to get his fair share of the moneys. I doubt hes in high demand anymore unless its to go on chat shows and talk about Chuck Norris facts anyway.

Violetta · 12-22-2007, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmister

if it wasn't for the websites he would have been forgotten about years ago...he should be paying them for keeping him somewhat relevant in todays culture

true,...
I thought he found it cool and funny. No he just sucks

digifan · 12-22-2007, 04:30 AM

But it sounds silly indeed, to cure cancer with his tears.

KRosh · 12-22-2007, 04:34 AM

Here is a FACT

Chuck Norris' toupee keeps his head warm!!!

CunningStunt · 12-22-2007, 05:02 AM

I'm surprised GFY doesn't have a chuckbot. damn those are so lame.

Bruce Lee kicked his ass, and that should have been his career ended, now we have this crud.

nico-t · 12-22-2007, 05:30 AM

"Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."

Bojangles · 12-22-2007, 05:47 AM

That's gay.

Emil · 12-22-2007, 07:20 AM

...It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said....

StuartD · 12-22-2007, 07:23 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g

StuartD · 12-22-2007, 07:25 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA

who · 12-22-2007, 07:26 AM

Well honestly, it has gone too far. A lot of it is damaging to him personally. He's doing this to make sure it doesn't keep going and really turn out nasty.

12-22-2007, 08:20 AM

This isn't about them damaging him by spreading "lies", he is just pissed that someone is selling a book that's probably going to make a good chunk of change and he has been left out of the picture entirely.

I don't know, but I think if someone sold a book entirely about me and I never received a single penny from it, I would probably unleash the lawyers too.

Most likely there will be an out of court settlement and the book will continue to be published and they will both be happy.

JFK · 12-22-2007, 08:28 AM

Wonder where I can get a book

tony286 · 12-22-2007, 08:33 AM

this should be interesting because you not supposed to be able to sue satire. If he wins,it could be very scary for comedy.
This is what the whole supreme court thing with Larry Flynt was about.
Also I didnt know he is a religious wacko,found that out watching a news program.

BLUE RIBBON · 12-22-2007, 08:40 AM

chuck was never awesome.

i hate that lame fuck and I always have hated that lame fucker.

LauraLee · 12-22-2007, 08:47 AM

Wow, this tool now has 2 strikes against him.
1) As some have already pointed out- he should be thanking the sites and books for keeping his name in current conversation
2) I was sent a video a little while back where him and his wife are harping on about how we need to bring Christ back into schools blah blah WTF!

Well FUCK CHUCK, I have a new hero....Weng Weng!!!

Weng Weng Owns

Iron Fist · 12-22-2007, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLUE RIBBON

chuck was never awesome.

i hate that lame fuck and I always have hated that lame fucker.

dig420 · 12-22-2007, 11:12 AM

lol he's a conservative, of course he has no sense of humor. Have you ever seen his TV show?

That doesn't make the jokes any less funny

dig420 · 12-22-2007, 11:13 AM

If you substitute the name Rickson Gracie for Chuck Norris the jokes are still funny, but the guy you're talking about is super cool as well.

StuartD · 12-22-2007, 11:17 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk

notoldschool · 12-22-2007, 11:51 AM

Id put Chuck to sleep with a rear naked choke.

DWB · 12-22-2007, 12:00 PM

Chuck Norris' family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.

CDSmith · 12-22-2007, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

If you substitute the name Rickson Gracie for Chuck Norris the jokes are still funny, but the guy you're talking about is super cool as well.

No man with the name Gracie will ever be Chuck Norris tough.

:D

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CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	I'm surprised GFY doesn't have a chuckbot. damn those are so lame. Bruce Lee kicked his ass, and that should have been his career ended, now we have this crud.

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12-22-2007, 07:26 AM	#14
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Well honestly, it has gone too far. A lot of it is damaging to him personally. He's doing this to make sure it doesn't keep going and really turn out nasty.

12-22-2007, 08:20 AM	#15
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	This isn't about them damaging him by spreading "lies", he is just pissed that someone is selling a book that's probably going to make a good chunk of change and he has been left out of the picture entirely. I don't know, but I think if someone sold a book entirely about me and I never received a single penny from it, I would probably unleash the lawyers too. Most likely there will be an out of court settlement and the book will continue to be published and they will both be happy.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	this should be interesting because you not supposed to be able to sue satire. If he wins,it could be very scary for comedy. This is what the whole supreme court thing with Larry Flynt was about. Also I didnt know he is a religious wacko,found that out watching a news program.

12-22-2007, 08:40 AM	#18
BLUE RIBBON So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 60	chuck was never awesome. i hate that lame fuck and I always have hated that lame fucker.

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LauraLee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: (Still) One Touch Cockie Posts: 3,821	Wow, this tool now has 2 strikes against him. 1) As some have already pointed out- he should be thanking the sites and books for keeping his name in current conversation 2) I was sent a video a little while back where him and his wife are harping on about how we need to bring Christ back into schools blah blah WTF! Well FUCK CHUCK, I have a new hero....Weng Weng!!! Weng Weng Owns __________________ Priority Payout skype lauralee.bunker LL's Email

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dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	lol he's a conservative, of course he has no sense of humor. Have you ever seen his TV show? That doesn't make the jokes any less funny

12-22-2007, 11:13 AM	#22
dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	If you substitute the name Rickson Gracie for Chuck Norris the jokes are still funny, but the guy you're talking about is super cool as well.

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