ADG's Little List of Xmas Fun (Includes Pix - DUH!) - GoFuckYourself.com

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-21-2007, 02:49 PM

If you're feeling a bit down around Xmas, it may be because you have forgotten the true meaning of Xmas...which as everyone knows is getting lots of presents and getting wasted.

Therefore, I have put together a little list of things that you can do to get yourself into the holiday spirit (feel free to add more)...

Put on a little holiday music:

Watch a holiday classic movie:

Decorate the tree:

Go out in public and spread some Xmas joy:

Tell kids that Santa is dead:

Get dressed as Santa and go on a bender until New Year's:

Send out personalized photo Xmas cards:

See? There are lots of ways to make the holiday season more fun.

So get out there and go crazy - just remember to drive safe...

Merry Xmas GFY!!!

ADG

sicone · 12-21-2007, 02:52 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-21-2007, 03:06 PM

HOLIDAY REMINDER: Make sure to wrap your packages before delivering your presents...

ADG

Halcyon · 12-21-2007, 03:12 PM

Awesome!! Looks like good times. (You really are the Google Images MASTER!)

Here is my list from http://www.eggnography.com

1. Tease kids who have to go to school during their religious holidays.

2. Don gay apparel.

3. Try telling a cop, “actually, the pipe is for my snowman.”

4. Ponder eggnog. (they should call it “flegmnogg”)

5. Punch anyone who says, “Like a Lightbulb!” while singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.

6. Play dreidel drinking games.

7.Run around and play TRON on a street with lots of X-mas lights.

8.Say, “Mmm, mmm, fruitcake!” whevever you pass gas.

9. Walk around the house wearing nothing but tinsel.

10. Adopt all the sick dogs from the Humane Society and give them as gifts.

11. Sculpt Nativity Scenes out of lunchmeats.

12. Make a gingerbreak crackhouse.

13. Think up holiday-themed names for your genitalia like: Yule Log, Santa’s Little Helper, Pubic Wreath, or stocking stuffer.

Scott McD · 12-21-2007, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Nice tree...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-21-2007, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Halcyon

Awesome!! Looks like good times. (You really are the Google Images MASTER!)

Here is my list from http://www.eggnography.com

1. Tease kids who have to go to school during their religious holidays.

2. Don gay apparel.

3. Try telling a cop, “actually, the pipe is for my snowman.”

4. Ponder eggnog. (they should call it “flegmnogg”)

5. Punch anyone who says, “Like a Lightbulb!” while singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.

6. Play dreidel drinking games.

7.Run around and play TRON on a street with lots of X-mas lights.

8.Say, “Mmm, mmm, fruitcake!” whevever you pass gas.

9. Walk around the house wearing nothing but tinsel.

10. Adopt all the sick dogs from the Humane Society and give them as gifts.

11. Sculpt Nativity Scenes out of lunchmeats.

12. Make a gingerbreak crackhouse.

13. Think up holiday-themed names for your genitalia like: Yule Log, Santa’s Little Helper, Pubic Wreath, or stocking stuffer.

Thanks for sharing Hal...I especially liked #8.

Here are some XXXmas video songs from YouTube:

Rudolf the Deepthroat Reindeer

Frosty the Pervert

Sucka My Cock (done to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock)

Ho, Ho, Fucking Ho

Xmas Fart Song

ADG

papill0n · 12-21-2007, 04:38 PM

LOL ADG! Merry Xmas to you mate

VeriSexy · 12-21-2007, 05:29 PM

lol... great pics

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-21-2007, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

LOL ADG! Merry Xmas to you mate

Same back at you...

Quote:

Originally Posted by VeriSexy

lol... great pics

Just some holiday linken hotten - be sure to check out the videos too (see above post)...

Anyway, here is my little tribute to all of the dysfunctional Santas out there:

ADG

tony286 · 12-21-2007, 06:58 PM

great xmas pics lol

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-21-2007, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

great xmas pics lol

ADG

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-22-2007, 02:07 PM

More Xmas merriment and mirth for the weekend warriors...

Ho!

ADG

alexweb · 12-22-2007, 02:13 PM

nice pics

JFK · 12-22-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Nice tree...

Its Genuine CANADIAN, EH

RAM · 12-22-2007, 02:20 PM

Nice break from all the action !!!

Spunky · 12-22-2007, 02:23 PM

God bless us everyone

CDSmith · 12-22-2007, 03:03 PM

www.jokesbee.com

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-22-2007, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

That one is a Xmas classic...

S'more...

ADG

CDSmith · 12-22-2007, 04:31 PM

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amacontent · 12-22-2007, 05:11 PM

THIS IS CLASSIC

Merry XMAS ADG

I will be making another trip up north right after NEw YEars to shoot

CDSmith · 12-22-2007, 05:11 PM

CDSmith · 12-22-2007, 05:19 PM

Socks · 12-22-2007, 05:24 PM

JohnnyJames · 12-22-2007, 05:32 PM

Thanks for the laughs ADG. I had a crappy day, and still have 8 hours or so of work to get done. Appreciate the humor, it brightened my weekend.

12-21-2007, 02:49 PM	#1
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	ADG's Little List of Xmas Fun (Includes Pix - DUH!) If you're feeling a bit down around Xmas, it may be because you have forgotten the true meaning of Xmas...which as everyone knows is getting lots of presents and getting wasted. Therefore, I have put together a little list of things that you can do to get yourself into the holiday spirit (feel free to add more)... Put on a little holiday music: Watch a holiday classic movie: Decorate the tree: Go out in public and spread some Xmas joy: Tell kids that Santa is dead: Get dressed as Santa and go on a bender until New Year's: Send out personalized photo Xmas cards: See? There are lots of ways to make the holiday season more fun. So get out there and go crazy - just remember to drive safe... Merry Xmas GFY!!! ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

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Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	Awesome!! Looks like good times. (You really are the Google Images MASTER!) Here is my list from http://www.eggnography.com 1. Tease kids who have to go to school during their religious holidays. 2. Don gay apparel. 3. Try telling a cop, “actually, the pipe is for my snowman.” 4. Ponder eggnog. (they should call it “flegmnogg”) 5. Punch anyone who says, “Like a Lightbulb!” while singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. 6. Play dreidel drinking games. 7.Run around and play TRON on a street with lots of X-mas lights. 8.Say, “Mmm, mmm, fruitcake!” whevever you pass gas. 9. Walk around the house wearing nothing but tinsel. 10. Adopt all the sick dogs from the Humane Society and give them as gifts. 11. Sculpt Nativity Scenes out of lunchmeats. 12. Make a gingerbreak crackhouse. 13. Think up holiday-themed names for your genitalia like: Yule Log, Santa’s Little Helper, Pubic Wreath, or stocking stuffer. __________________ HAL on TEDx:

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JohnnyJames Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 621	Thanks for the laughs ADG. I had a crappy day, and still have 8 hours or so of work to get done. Appreciate the humor, it brightened my weekend.