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Old 12-24-2007, 04:14 AM   #1
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Do like this

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard.
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:18 AM   #2
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:19 AM   #3
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That joke is older then the wood they nailed Jesus to.
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:19 AM   #4
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:23 AM   #5
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That joke is older then the wood they nailed Jesus to.
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Old 12-24-2007, 12:52 PM   #6
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old but still funny
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Old 12-24-2007, 12:53 PM   #7
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uhm, oldie but goodie. I guess.
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Old 12-24-2007, 12:58 PM   #8
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Old 12-24-2007, 01:01 PM   #9
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thats very funny.
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Old 12-24-2007, 01:32 PM   #10
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Brilliant!
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Old 12-24-2007, 03:01 PM   #11
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Lol..they all love the taste
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Old 12-24-2007, 03:16 PM   #12
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Now he just needs to find the way to get her tripple finger her ass
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Old 12-24-2007, 03:24 PM   #13
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Haha, good one.
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Old 12-24-2007, 03:48 PM   #14
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soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old
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Old 12-24-2007, 05:10 PM   #15
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hehe, I bet it's disgusting for many women
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Old 12-24-2007, 05:58 PM   #16
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lolz .. thats funny..
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Old 12-24-2007, 09:32 PM   #17
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lol...................
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Old 12-24-2007, 09:35 PM   #18
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haha nice
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Old 12-24-2007, 09:36 PM   #19
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hehe, I bet it's disgusting for many women
sadly, true! but not all
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Old 12-24-2007, 10:00 PM   #20
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Pretty funny!
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