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I Have a Date with this Gypsy tongiht... Will I get SEXY TIME? (pics)
should i go for all the way tonight or should i just try for heavy pettings?
I have never been out with a Gypsy womans before and I am scared that maybe she curse me if I try too much funny businesses... also, should i bring sack of potatoes for gift? ![]() |
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lol, maybe a paperbag to put over her head and put one over yours too just in case hers falls off.
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I predict BIG SUCCESS, VERY NICE.
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she looks good. Not Penthouse material, but attractive.
Anyway, start with the heavy petting, and see how it goes. |
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Just don't hit her granny with a car while getting head from her, seriously, it wont end well for you.
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![]() Ha ha... gypsy. |
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Yes do this but make sure they are peeled. It ensures heavy petting, and mashed potatos for dinner. Bonus!
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is she a milf? fuck ya
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This is letter gypsy woman send me after we meet on list owned by craig..
"I am clever and beautiful with blond hair and fiery temperament. I am (I CROSS GYPSY AGE OUT SO NOT TO BE RUDE) years old. I am easy. I well understand in people. I am able to appreciate a good joke, a food and in time the told compliment. I am free and I don’t shyness of my sexuality, however anyone who will confuse it with availability, will be compelled to eat up salad in loneliness. The patience is remunerated.I don’t like people silly, greedy. I have a rest by sports. I am woman, mother, the professional (priorities in such order).I see my partner and my man such: I don’t think that men "are obliged" something to me, therefore we shall leave dream «a red Ferrari - height 5’10’’ and higher - the big house somewhere in the well-known and prestigious place» it’s for girls with other principles and inquiries. I need a real man which is engaged in favorite business and receives from it pleasure with sense of humor and an outlook which don’t overstep the bounds «entertainment by Internet and sex tourism », also don’t write to me if you love movie "What Wants Women" you not for me. But if you know of women just as knows them Pedro Almodovar, Loves them as Tunto Brass and feels as Wong Kar-Wai we will know what we will be doing by boring week-days. I say goodbye, if you have any criminal records or if you member political party, but if you have a bright individuality, my heart already half yours." she sound like very nice gypsy.. would tonight be too early to have her meet my mother? |
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Give it to her deep and hard.,
If the massage goes over well then try and slip the salami into her sandwich.
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Tranny!!
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lol at some of you
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I am just attracted to paper bags, the kind you get from the grocery store, not those little lunch ones. I was not at all implying that the lady in the picture is ugly, i just think she would look much better with a paper bag on her head. Bonus points if you draw a smiley face on it. Icey hot is some great shit. Helps out with my lower back. She's not bad at all really, i just sometimes get into moods......Has icey hot met Ben Gay? Oh shit. I will live in fear now. ![]()
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Go all the way marketsmart!! Enjoy the night!
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Looks like she has a wedding ring on
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Yes, you will!
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I think you can have better luck with a different tranny
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Gypsies love perfume. Bring her potatoes and perfume.
If you drive the camel, use the Louis Vuitton saddle to ensure sexy time.
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you're all mental
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i trade camel in for donkey cart with spinning wheels like 50 cents wrapper.. should i still bring saddle to put on my gypsy? or do i wear the saddle and maybe gyspy ride on my backs? |
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Lolololol
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make sure you put some of her tears in a small jar to keep the evil away
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Im lovin it!
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Speaking of hip, Ogypsy is keen on the green scene too. I would stick to the camel. She is aware that they have lower emissions than do donkeys. Plus they require less water.
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MarketSmart I see you are going Green & paper bagging
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He had her at paper.
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do you have achemd cell phones? maybe he can make rent a camel for me.. but you think gypsy rather ride with me on camel back instead of in nice donkey cart? |
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She always preferred motorcycles, until she learned of global warming. For her, camel like motorcycle without adding oil.
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do you think gypsy like spitting camel or no spitting camel? |
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You Do realise you will be required to mount her horse
And ride of into the sunset with her BTW how you been doing with Forex this week ? |
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maybe you should change name to O madonna material girl...
you no like mens with big hearts just big gucci pocket purse? i wish you see me right now.. i have big tear down face like indian man on tv that get sad when pollute on higway... |
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I am Vanilla Ice and I approve this thread
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