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why do women love DJs soo much?
i don't get it?
why be interested in someone who can be replaced by an ipod?
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haha it's sleazy
DJ's got the spin down, ask anyone.
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Women love to dance, and if you can get them to dance they will like you even more.
When women dance it makes them horny. You + making them dance = you making them horny |
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I disagree with Metaman. Women like people in front. That simple, even a DJ has a relatively raised status compared to every other jerk in the bar.
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Because dj's are heroes!
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You never tried doing a five finger crab scratch on a clit?????
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I think its also because as a DJ you are somehow more accessible. Girls don't mind coming up to you and chatting.
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DJ Sleazy...
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Because of the great health plan and retirement benefits.
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i always say if i could go back in time i'd forget about some sports I played and traded dance lessons for Little League - on the downlow of course - pussy, pussy, pussy - women love to dance.
what's that saying 'dance like nobody's watching you' - white guys like me dance like the entire world is watching them.
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it's called "social value". women are naturally attracted to the man they feel has the higher social value in a room. looks, attitude, all that shit comes second to how they feel their social status may be elevated by being in contact with said man. when everyone in the club knows your name, is watching you, and you have their attention, your social value is quite high. you are essentially at the center of the party. it doesn't matter what shitty fucking song you're spinning, if you're ass ugly, or if you're a total prick. women will be attracted to the fact that your social value amongst the people in the club is alot higher than some random dude pounding shots at the end of the bar .
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I don't ever remember being attracted to a dj.
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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DJ's are cool and have Dicks...Ipods don't have the Dicks...and don't forget the fact that they're all hookers but Mom !!!
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competence at anything in a social setting is a big turn on to women
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music is the key to a woman's heart.
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i'm DJ for several years and women love me
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confidence and personality.
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social aptitude is all it takes to get laid. which is the reason why it's always going to be the guy who can manage to continuously keep his mouth going throughout the entire night who takes the girl home, no matter how full of shit he is. all it takes is some talking. if you can't open your mouth you're not going to get anywhere. if you put yourself in a position where your social value is already elevated, women will approach you, the toughest part of the equation is already solved for you. and after the first approaches you, the next will be soon to follow. it's a snowball effect. when one women takes notice that others are noticing you, she's going to start paying attention too. they're competitive by nature. ever notice when you seem to be having a good night out with the ladies, that it seems to be a really good night out? they love to try and move in on one another's kills...
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let me tell you from experience. its not all its cracked up to be. i had a very tough time getting women to drop the whole "im going to hangout with the dj" thing, and actually notice my personality, and that i was a good person, and yadda yadda. all they wanna do is brag to their girlfriends that they're with the dj from the hottest club in town. big whoop. if you're looking for shallow, piece of different ass every night, then you're in the right spot. personally, after almost 15 years of being a club dj in 10 different countries and prob half the states in the USA, i got tired of it after a few years. its so shallow. you end up turning into their meal ticket for the club. you get them and their friends into the clubs, they want drinks for free because they know the djs got the hookup, yadda yadda. the list goes on. the girls that like djs are party girls. girls that want to get fucked by someone in a position of power. they jump around from party guy to party guy, to promoters, to securities at the door. one day i am going to write a book.
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Women love power (center of attention)... And somehow having powers in the clubs, wich means nothing in real life, attracts the hell out of them. They fuck the doormans wich are making $10 an hour and are way overweight just to get in front of the line the next time...
Try beeing the 'manager' in your club, and build yourself a nice comfy office there to have sex in, and you'll have all the pussy you want lol
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But beeing one of the coolest guy in the room makes you much more valuable to woman. They are cooler just by knowing you. |
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^^^^ what they said too.
i used to bang the gogo dancers more than any of the club patrons. the club patrons can end up causing issues for you sometimes. never had a problem with a gogo dancer though. |
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I think that was the closest I ever got to extreme violence working as a DJ..
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Sleazy: good DJ's can't be replaced with an ipod...
But you're right they get way too much credit... I'm a producer, and I could be talking to a groupie about how I produced the track that is playing and she's currently dancing too and still, shed just be like "cool, don't you think the DJ is so drreaaamy".
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so anyhow, this guy just turned into a leech on me. every club, every night, he was there, hanging like a shadow by the dj booth. telling everyone that i was teaching him and that i thought he was gonna be the next big dj. yah right. well, long story short, he was wasted one night, tried to sit a drink on a ledge next to the record and spilled it all over the deck. ice cubes, red bull, and vodka all over the fucking place. knocked the needle off the record. lucky for him it was 1030pm or so and the club was kinda empty. if he did that shit at 100am when the room is packed and i was going off and in the zone, i would have killed him. the club did actually make him pay for the maintenance to the deck, and i banned him from standing anywhere near me or the turntables after that. i kinda felt for the guy. he wanted to be "that guy" so bad. but he wanted it for the wrong reasons. he wanted to get girls, and be "the man" when thats not what djing is about. |
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Let me check out your tunes? You make House????
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For the record my tune got stopped at around 1am in front of a couple of hundred people. Not amusing.
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Here is you answer right here. Well said man. |
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Worked in a couple of club that tried it. The DJ reads the crowd and puts a mix in to rock the house. Ipod replacing a DJ is like Real-doll replacing real pussy. It basically does the same shit but just not as good.
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![]() ![]() ![]() yup. everyone thinks its so easy, but its the same as playing in a band or anything else. if you can't read your crowd and move them, you're fucked. there used to be this dude in san diego that would shoot his mouth off all the time that he could dj and blah blah and that all of us are just record changers. so we stuck him on the tables. it lasted about one record until he realized he couldn't hang and it was a lot more than changing records. ![]() |
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What idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Every successful club in the city had a good DJ but somehow they thought they didn't need one. Soooooooo fucking dumb! The dumbest was the club that thought they didn't need bouncers. They had a fight break out so big that the city bulldosed their fucking building. ![]() So many clowns and so few circus rings.
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perfect topic to respond to since i am downloading tunes on my other computer for tonight....i am the big shot dj around here..
whats 100% true is that the dj has the highest social value. everyone knows him, everyone likes him, and he is controlling people and making them happy, this is a natural attraction for anyone, and girls go crazy this is something money cannot buy,everyone wants to be important in the social scene. the guys with no money start to hustle drugs to be important and be a part of things. the millionaires and high rollers buy the drugs and feed to the girls or build their own clubs to feel important and use this towards building their social value. the late night club/social scene is centered around millionaires with legit and non legit money, strippers, prostitutes, players and drug dealers. these girls jobs revolve around looking hot so they are good eye candy for the club and the drugs keep people connected who otherwise have no importance whatsoever. this is the club scene in a nutshell. i just dj for fun and yes i get all the attention and high social value, but i really only care about hearing the latest tunes in a banging sound system and making people have a good time
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i've worked in the clubs in the past, as a doorman and behind the bar. robfantasy basically has the clubgame summed up as clearly as it can be. drugmoney and highrollers run the show. all it takes is a month running the door before you know everybody who matters in the place. it starts to become apparent quickly when people are slipping you 20 bucks and introducing themselves for no apparent reason. you learn quick who the real vip's are and they grease you up good for not hassling them along the way. spend a year or so in the club scene in any given city and start partying with industry people and you'll see how tight the REAL community behind it actually is, and just what the driving forces behind it really are. everyone is friends with everyone, and at least half of them are hustling something somewhere. its a funny little scene, i'm glad i never go too caught up in it...
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Power and the money, money and the power. Minute after minute, hour after hour. Everybody's running but half of them ain't looking. What's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cooking. They say I got to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they can't understand, how can they reach me. I guess they can't. I guess they won't. I guess they front. That's why I know my life is out of luck, FOOL. (chorus) (LV chorus x2) |
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the dj is like the star of the show.
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And the feeling of the whole place and everyone in it groovin to the same beat.
Lets see some links to tunes and pics of your parties that you do. Heres mine. We had a little fuck room behind the DJ booth. I had a whare house in Santa Ana. We rocked it old skool style Till noon the next day ![]() ![]()
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Statistic is the only reason is the only reason DJ have more women that any others man. DJ have more exposure and meet more people and he is easily available. im working as dj for more than 10 years now i meet and talk to an average of 800 girls a year and i've exposure to these girls -they see me and have a first contact with me- is not that im cute or uglier then an other man, if only one girls out of of 100 wanna put my dick inside her mouth it give me 8 girls a year this is only statistics:-)
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