What do surfers really want? - GoFuckYourself.com

smiles · 10-02-2002, 11:30 AM

What are surfers looking for? The reason I am asking is I am trying to brainwash for affiliate programs and content to put on my site and I am trying to figure out what the surfers are really after.

Example: -Penis Pills--are surfers really interested in this? (It's hard to believe)
-Pay-per-view movies-- would surfers rather download movies and watch on their own time or just watch them on a paysite?
-Casino's
-webcams

What are everyone's ideas?

HQ · 10-02-2002, 11:38 AM

When I first go into this I could not believe that any surfers click on banners. Never underestimate what a surfer might want.

seaweedtramp · 10-02-2002, 12:01 PM

i don't think people bother to read ads anymore.. maybe pictures of jiggling body parts will catch their attention. girls will probably click on cute furry kittens. i saw an infomercial in asia about this vagina cleanser that would make sex better and nicer-smelling for both sides involved. it caught my attention with the couples rolling around in bed and then making their way out of the sheets to tell everyone all about the wonderful product. or maybe vagina exercises that will tighten girls up.

Penrod · 10-02-2002, 12:03 PM

Live feeds

playa · 10-02-2002, 12:03 PM

brainwash or brainstorm

pr0 · 10-02-2002, 12:04 PM

they want free porn

Tipsy · 10-02-2002, 12:28 PM

Pr0 summed it up. What they want and what will make you money aren't always the same. You often gotta make them want it in the first place and give them what you want them to have not what they think they want.

H....just re-read that and it almost makes sense.

pedros22 · 10-03-2002, 03:18 AM

Just check the TOP SE KEYWORDS
analyse where your traffic come from
whats good for your biggest trades' good for u

Milkipiades · 10-03-2002, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
they want free porn

AGREE

BJ · 10-03-2002, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
they want free porn

and also hamburgers

Jon · 10-03-2002, 03:53 AM

porn and money.. for free of course.

Vendot · 10-03-2002, 04:24 AM

If you'd asked me the same about UK surfers a couple years ago, I'd have said they really wanted a "zig-a-zig-ah"

Brown Bear · 10-03-2002, 04:30 AM

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys' R Us kid, there's a million toys at Toys 'R Us that I can play with!

More bikes, more trains, more video games, it's the biggest toy store there is!

I don't want to grow, because then if I did, I wouldn't be a Toys 'R Us kid!

BJ · 10-03-2002, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys' R Us kid, there's a million toys at Toys 'R Us that I can play with!

More bikes, more trains, more video games, it's the biggest toy store there is!

I don't want to grow, because then if I did, I wouldn't be a Toys 'R Us kid!

exactly

10-02-2002, 11:30 AM	#1
smiles Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 36	What do surfers really want? What are surfers looking for? The reason I am asking is I am trying to brainwash for affiliate programs and content to put on my site and I am trying to figure out what the surfers are really after. Example: -Penis Pills--are surfers really interested in this? (It's hard to believe) -Pay-per-view movies-- would surfers rather download movies and watch on their own time or just watch them on a paysite? -Casino's -webcams What are everyone's ideas?

10-02-2002, 12:01 PM	#3
seaweedtramp Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: rainy place Posts: 9	i don't think people bother to read ads anymore.. maybe pictures of jiggling body parts will catch their attention. girls will probably click on cute furry kittens. i saw an infomercial in asia about this vagina cleanser that would make sex better and nicer-smelling for both sides involved. it caught my attention with the couples rolling around in bed and then making their way out of the sheets to tell everyone all about the wonderful product. or maybe vagina exercises that will tighten girls up. __________________ PornKings.com

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Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	Pr0 summed it up. What they want and what will make you money aren't always the same. You often gotta make them want it in the first place and give them what you want them to have not what they think they want. H....just re-read that and it almost makes sense. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

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10-02-2002, 11:38 AM	#2
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	When I first go into this I could not believe that any surfers click on banners. Never underestimate what a surfer might want.

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pedros22 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 9	Just check the TOP SE KEYWORDS analyse where your traffic come from whats good for your biggest trades' good for u

10-03-2002, 04:30 AM	#13
Brown Bear Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 4,982	I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys' R Us kid, there's a million toys at Toys 'R Us that I can play with! More bikes, more trains, more video games, it's the biggest toy store there is! I don't want to grow, because then if I did, I wouldn't be a Toys 'R Us kid! __________________ Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.