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Her husband caught us while we were driving out of the parking lot!
For a while I noticed this hottie in the office who seemed to flirt a lot.
I had fantasy thoughts of her sucking me off. We actually "worked out" in the same work out area and I would always just stare at her tits and ass. Then, at some point, we actually skipped the "work out" and went to my place. We got it on like crazy! My fantasy thoughts actually came true and I thought about that while she was sucking my cock. After a few days of sucking and fucking - instead of working out - we sucked and fucked and got into HER car to go back to get my car. She was driving. As we attempted to exit the parking lot . . . . . her husband came racing up in his SUV and blocked the parking lot exit with his vehicle. He jumped out of his car, came right up to the driver side window and asked her if she was cheating on him. After she said several times that "this is not the place to discuss" she caved and said, "YES, I'm cheating on you . . . . . now go home and we will talk about it later." Then she drove me to my car. He actually, went back to his car and drove home to wait for her. NOW, I am not saying that I am glad their marriage broke up, but I know for a fact that she was HARDLY acting married while she was married to that guy. I felt bad for him. The office had multiple men that she "KNEW" in a biblical sense, while she was married to that guy. |
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Now, before you say anything - REMEMBER - she sucked one mean cock.
I'll tell you what. She sucked like her life depended on it. NO man would have pushed her head away and said, "No thanks!" |
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Takes two to tango.
He's better off, but it sounds like he's whipped. Me, I would have emtpied my AR15 into the car. But that's just me.
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i love fucking married women
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did she have a big cock?
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just remember bro, what goes around comes around... its all fun and games until the shoe is on the other foot... i say this because i have experienced it.... there is no such thing as a free meal... comphrendo?
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your lucky the husband is a big soft puss...
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Turn it around and ask yourself if this hot chick was forcefully trying to suck your cock, would you fight her off? Once she got her lips around your monster, she seduced it and made it raging hard. THERE IS NO WAY you would have asked her to stop. Then, you would have been on the other end of an "AR15" whatever that is. |
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great...
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Dude GFY is for adults. Shouldn't you be posting on a pokemon forum or something?
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what is up with you and these stupid posts about married chicks wanting to "GET IT ON" ?
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Good for you mate
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dude you have so many stories, firstly the stripper who stayed at your house, in your room whilst you stayed down stairs and now this..
Surprised you have time to post about it on this forum... You should write a book or some shit. |
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It means that you were cheated on by your wife and you think that some sort of "karma" will strike down the dude that was there when she decided that she needed another man's cock instead of yours. Sorry, keep dreaming dude. The guy that fucked your wife is probably fucking another hot ass chick right now. Just because your wife decides to cheat on you doesn't mean that the universal forces will act against the guy she decided to suck and fuck. That is just the dream of the softie husband who lost his wife to a world of hard angry cocks that just wanted to unload on and in his wife! Sorry if this makes you sad. |
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i think you have a big imagination .... 2cents
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I wouldn't have put myself in that situation. Just because I'm in porn, doesn't mean I lose my morals.
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Well I don't mind being a cunt :p
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lol
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that sucks tint the windows
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Idiot.
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What a slutttttttttttttttttttttt
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Most people in the U.S. would say that porn people have NO morals. Somehow you have worked it out in your mind that you have morals. Funny. People like you make me laugh at how idiotic and hypocritical you are. I laugh at you and your wife's anxious (next door neighbor) splooge covered face. She will never let you know about her dreams and her secret realities! |
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this thread is useless without pics
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One half of me (the old me, I suppose) thinks cheaters are scum. The other, newer half looks at it like this:
Why the hell not fuck a married woman? she's obviously gonna fuck someone other that her hubby, whether it be with you now, or someone else later. Why shouldn't it be you? plus, I agree with your excuse/justification of 'she sucked cock like her life depended on it'. god bless women that can suck cock like that! and with that, I am off to get some donuts and chocolate milk. I know, that's not related to the subject, but I'll be damned if I don't have the worst munchies, and donuts with chocolate milk jut sound fucking awsome right about now!! ![]()
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I LOVE HONEST PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT AS DUMB AS ROCKS! You might be high, high, HIGH . . . but you still have your WITS about you! I can tell you are a smart and thoughtful person. Why does the "single" guy have anything to worry about? He isn't cheating on anybody. He never promised anybody anything. He is just out there fucking and spraying splooge all over her face like he should be doing. Why would he (or anybody else) give a shit if he fucked a married girl or if a married girl sucked him like he has never been sucked before? HUH? |
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hey .~.... why are you being such a douchebag to everyone replying to your bullshit thread...
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Thanks tony! Got you to post a few times though. HA! Don't worry about the "morals" argument . . . you would have lost anyway. See ya AND I'll see your wifes hot ass soon! Then I'll cover it with a huge hot dose of SPLOOOGE! see ya! |
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You fail.
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Cock.
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I respond to posts accordingly. You lash out like a douchebag hoping to score some "troll points" from the idiotic masses. I feel sorry for you. LEGIT RESPONSES do not get an offensive response. Douchebag posts get what they deserve! WORD UP! |
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In real life, you are nobody. This is your sad cry for attention. You fail at this too.
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sure ya did
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i agree.
#1-Are you not the sorry bastard who took the stripper home but didn't fuck her? #2-Any man, no matter how big a pussy, is going to fucking kill you for fucking around with his wife #3-Are you not the sorry bastard who took the stripper home but didn't fuck her? ![]()
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Ps, how ya been!?
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What happened to the stripper you created thread about, lately?
Or you just fantasize about the shit?
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Not much of a husband..no confrontation or anything ..sounds like BS
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True words.
NosMo
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#47 |
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Word. True wordz homo NosMo! WORDS TRUE! WORD UP! TRUE DAT YOU FAG! GLAD YOU JOINED THE "REAL" WORLD YOU SKITTISH FUCK TICK.
NosMoHomo knows where it's at! |
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WOW! What online school did you receive your degree from? Fucking fat neck Moron! I LOVE IT!!! People laugh at you!!! THANK YOU!!!! |
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Funny how the "bitter" loser husbands come out of the closet to defend themselves in threads like this.
Sorry LOSER - you need to step up in REAL LIFE. Your wife is having someone fuck her in her mouth and then they rub their cock all over her face. Sorry if that upsets you - you douchebag weakling. I am going to spray your wife in the face with my hot load and I am going to insist that she not wash it off before she goes home to YOUR FAT LOSER ASS! You pos piss drenched fucker. |
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