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Old 02-01-2008, 11:37 AM   #1
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Microsoft Enters Bid to buy Yahoo! Fuck! 45 Billion dollars!!!!

http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080201/microsoft_yahoo.html

Jesus.

That's a couple dollars.



SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Microsoft Corp. has pounced on slumping Internet icon Yahoo Inc. with an unsolicited takeover offer of $44.6 billion in its boldest bid yet to challenge Google Inc.'s dominance of the lucrative online search and advertising markets.

The surprise offer of $31 per share, made late Thursday and announced Friday, seizes on Yahoo's weakness while Microsoft tries to muscle up in a high-stakes battle with Google likely to define the technology landscape for years to come.

In a statement Friday, Yahoo said it will "carefully and promptly" study Microsoft's bid.

With its profits steadily sliding, Yahoo's stock slipped to a four-year low earlier this week and a new management team has been trying to steer a turnaround but sees more turbulence through 2008.

The announcement lifted Yahoo's share price by almost 50 percent in morning trading, while Google fell more than

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Old 02-01-2008, 11:39 AM   #2
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Insane amount of money involved
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:40 AM   #3
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that is nuts , yahoos stock just jumped like crazy today
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:41 AM   #4
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42,000,000,000.00 is play money for a GFY allstar
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:41 AM   #5
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ill bid 48 billion.
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:43 AM   #6
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i just offered em a crushed soda can and some stale cheetos and they said they'd think about it.
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:43 AM   #7
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i think ill throw a bid in there
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:52 AM   #8
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crazy money

should have bought yahoo shares yesterday
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Old 02-01-2008, 12:10 PM   #9
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What a waste of cash just to keep it away from Google... they dont want it, but if Google gets it... its game over for everyone... everyone run out and buy MS products to save the World
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Old 02-01-2008, 12:14 PM   #10
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You're a bit late today A1R3K. This thread has already been posted at least 5 times.
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