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Banned!
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 12,591
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All of a sudden the girls I'm meeting are not Putting out!
Seems like there is a new movement going on. Women are trying to be born again virgins or something.
They all want me to take them out and court them etc. |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Toronto
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ok then..
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Bryan skype: bryan.glass3 | ICQ 302999591 |
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#3 |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Canada
Posts: 3,038
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buy a real doll
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Vrume Mark
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 20,912
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Did you show them your monkey? ;)
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#5 |
lol
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must be the monkey.
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#6 |
lurker
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Location: atlanta
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Its called your getting older girls see you now as possible security not a one night fling.
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#7 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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You need to target better your girls to suit your needs. There are girls for 'dating' that will require lots of time and money.
And there are girls for fucking, no strings attached. I try to stay with the second group. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 29,032
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I always had more sex when I acted like I didn't care about sex. try that, and girls will start to wonder what's wrong with them, and will try to rape you.
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#10 |
Banned!
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#11 |
So Fucking Banned
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Location: the beach, SoCal
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#12 |
I'm here for SPORT
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Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
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stop dating nuns
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lurker
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#14 |
So Fucking Banned
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lurker
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Hello world!
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#18 |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Redmond, WA
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Hang out at one of the local chapter meetings with a bottle of wine and some flowers in your hand...
http://saa-recovery.org/ If that doesn't work, find a "daddy-issues" support group ![]() ![]() |
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#19 |
Porn is Dead. Move along.
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maybe you need a bigger dick
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Location: Middlesbrough UK
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Try washing your penis.
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#21 |
working on my tan
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Location: Florida/Kentucky
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Make sure you don't have body odor ..... or monkey funk.
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#22 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 2,995
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Tell them you are a Fag and then they will do anything and everything to prove that they are woman enough to turn you back into a real man.
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#23 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 7,515
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you got to show them the cash first
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#24 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
Posts: 93,344
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Will it work if I just say "the check is on the mail" ??
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"Tjeezers.cam wishes you a nice day” |
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#25 |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: My dog is blacker than Tupac
Posts: 5,471
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How old are you? Are these "industry" girls?
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#26 |
aka K-Man
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its cuz yer getting old and crusty rog!
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#27 |
The Profiler
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Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female
Posts: 14,618
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I love him... and the way he can look out of his pics
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emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
Posts: 29,903
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fake pimp
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#29 |
Banned!
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