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jscott · 02-07-2008, 08:43 PM

Asus EEE PC Series

It's fucking AWESOME!!!

http://eeepc.asus.com/global/product.htm

anyone else have one?

tony286 · 02-07-2008, 08:44 PM

my wife and I are thinking of getting one each is it worth it?

Vick! · 02-07-2008, 08:49 PM

wow .. looks sweet.

Quotealex · 02-07-2008, 08:52 PM

The eee is huge compared to the OQO as can be seen below

CaptainHowdy · 02-07-2008, 08:53 PM

Crazy stuff...

02-07-2008, 08:55 PM

Once they get that small you might as well just use a smartphone. Probably too uncomfortable to do any real work on, other than email, surfing, etc.

crockett · 02-07-2008, 08:58 PM

The screen sucks on that asus.. looks like they could have made it much wider. Personally i think it would be cool at fist after that annoying that it's so small. Hell my 15 inch wide screen laptop is annoying to browse the web on IMO.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-07-2008, 08:58 PM

Useless stuff.

jscott · 02-07-2008, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

my wife and I are thinking of getting one each is it worth it?

well, i travel a LOT, so for travel purpose it is great, it's almost like a toy, and so cheap that if something were to happen to it then it's not too big of a loss

very difficult to get used to typing on the small ass keys, but overall, i love it, very nice little toy, and great for travel

pornask · 02-07-2008, 09:00 PM

looks hot, but why white? White makes it look like a fucking mac book and that's good enough to make a baby Jesus puke

jscott · 02-07-2008, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

The screen sucks on that asus.. looks like they could have made it much wider. Personally i think it would be cool at fist after that annoying that it's so small. Hell my 15 inch wide screen laptop is annoying to browse the web on IMO.

well, the whole point of it is for having it small, tiny, for travel, for whipping it out in an airport, or layovers, etc etc

jscott · 02-07-2008, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

Useless stuff.

use, computers, internet, and work is definately very useless

jscott · 02-07-2008, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask

looks hot, but why white? White makes it look like a fucking mac book and that's good enough to make a baby Jesus puke

actually, i didnt like the white, i bought the black one

Bojangles · 02-07-2008, 09:05 PM

I wouldn't even want something that small. If you like it, that's all that matters. Congrats on the new laptop.

Bdiddy · 02-07-2008, 09:07 PM

Just hooked up a projector in the living room as the main TV, and this would be perfect to park there as a DVD player, video player, internet surfing, random device to pass around and watch things with.

btw...how was manila?

Spunky · 02-07-2008, 09:45 PM

Looks like a cool unit

jscott · 02-07-2008, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bdiddy

Just hooked up a projector in the living room as the main TV, and this would be perfect to park there as a DVD player, video player, internet surfing, random device to pass around and watch things with.

btw...how was manila?

yea good idea, but for dvd/cd player you'd have to get an external drive for that

but manila was great man, i met the girl of my dreams there on a date, beautiful, nice, and SMART girl, can actually enjoy her company hehe

..........was waiting for all the homies to hook up with me, maybe next time

VeriSexy · 02-07-2008, 09:57 PM

Too small for my hands

candyflip · 02-07-2008, 09:57 PM

Which model and what OS are you using?

pornask · 02-07-2008, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott

actually, i didnt like the white, i bought the black one

That's much better. Glad to hear they also come in black. Will wait for you to give a follow up on it after a couple weeks. I've been looking to buy a super portable notebook for my own travels. Would love to hear your comments after you've had it for a while

woj · 02-07-2008, 10:30 PM

looks pretty slick

Horny Alf · 02-07-2008, 11:02 PM

i saw one of those the other day, i couldnt believe my eyes, theyre fucking tiny!

Useless Warrior · 02-07-2008, 11:29 PM

Like dicks, tits and paychecks - bigger is better. The keyboards on standard laptops annoy me. I can't imagine using that itty bitty thing. Give me a Commodore 64 any day!

martinsc · 02-07-2008, 11:40 PM

that looks way too small for my fat fingers....

Bdiddy · 02-07-2008, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott

yea good idea, but for dvd/cd player you'd have to get an external drive for that

but manila was great man, i met the girl of my dreams there on a date, beautiful, nice, and SMART girl, can actually enjoy her company hehe

..........was waiting for all the homies to hook up with me, maybe next time

Yeah unfortunately I saw your thread too late. Still got the celly number? Next time for sure.

fuzebox · 02-07-2008, 11:59 PM

That's pretty cool that it can come with Linux from the factory...

I had a 10" sony vaio for a couple of years as my main computer, the keyboard was small but you get used to it. Obviously a 7" is a lot smaller and doesn't *really* compare, but I used to get the same criticisms "too small to get any work done".

Nice purchase for travelling anyway

AZNNC · 02-08-2008, 12:01 AM

hey asshole, why dont you install icq or msn on it. So i can talk to you.

cranki · 02-08-2008, 12:02 AM

from what I read, it's really more of a toy than a pc, but for the price...

Jace · 02-08-2008, 12:06 AM

am I reading it right, it has a 4gb hard drive?
can you even fit anything on that?

it fits less than a new ipod?

hell, even new flash memory is coming out at 16gb

aico · 02-08-2008, 12:08 AM

expecting children?

Abyss_Vee · 02-08-2008, 12:10 AM

i didnt like it,

Violetta · 02-08-2008, 12:11 AM

I like em big!

D Ghost · 02-08-2008, 12:18 AM

I heard the OQO rocks

rowan · 02-08-2008, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by deejne

I heard the OQO rocks

I don't like the look of its ZX81 keyboard...

BV · 02-08-2008, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

am I reading it right, it has a 4gb hard drive?
can you even fit anything on that?

it fits less than a new ipod?

hell, even new flash memory is coming out at 16gb

its a ssd, not really a conventional drive, basically like a flash drive, i'm sure it must have a external memory slot as well

bobby666 · 02-08-2008, 01:15 AM

i am still waiting for the release here in austria

jscott · 02-08-2008, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

am I reading it right, it has a 4gb hard drive?
can you even fit anything on that?
it fits less than a new ipod?
hell, even new flash memory is coming out at 16gb

yea it's 4 gig, but does have the slot for extra space, has 3 usb ports though also, so can easily add quite a bit more drives etc

btw, just played games on it, with my friend on the airplane, it made the time fly VERY quickly hehe, i actually enjoyed it, the graphics on it are insane good for the price/size

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Originally Posted by AZNNC

hey asshole, why dont you install icq or msn on it. So i can talk to you.

haha, hey bitch, i'm waiting for you to hit me up man, havent given any stats reports for a while, btw, tomorrow my travel trips are finally over!!!!! hehe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bdiddy

Yeah unfortunately I saw your thread too late. Still got the celly number? Next time for sure.

hey man, i have new celly, i'll let you know before i get back to Manila on my next trip

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask

That's much better. Glad to hear they also come in black. Will wait for you to give a follow up on it after a couple weeks. I've been looking to buy a super portable notebook for my own travels. Would love to hear your comments after you've had it for a while

sure, i'll let everyone know, so far it's VERY difficult to use with such small keyboard, but it's something that will get used to that's for sure

voa · 02-08-2008, 01:52 AM

Good for you man, congrats.

TidalWave · 02-08-2008, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BV

its a ssd, not really a conventional drive, basically like a flash drive, i'm sure it must have a external memory slot as well

wow, solid state? thatll be one FASTTT drive! faster than SCSI even

Loki · 02-08-2008, 02:26 AM

I know MP3 players are not a laptop but I saw this at Walmart and it made me laugh a bit, this fucking thing is so small I would loose it in moments!

If that's not small enough then check this one out lol

kapopoy · 02-08-2008, 03:36 AM

hey jscott, did you bought that thing here in manila, i think thats only 18k pesos, about $400

actually that laptop were very popular to those students here

dooglas · 02-08-2008, 03:45 AM

You can do pron anywhere with that Jscott.

ThePornPusher · 02-08-2008, 03:54 AM

I thought i had the smallest

Thurbs · 02-08-2008, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ThePornPusher

I thought i had the smallest

i wonder if I could run hackint0sh on that .. love my macbook pro want a small computer, hate vista

viencarl · 02-08-2008, 05:44 AM

cool stuff guyz

mrthumbs · 02-08-2008, 05:48 AM

thats just a toy

jscott · 02-08-2008, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kapopoy

hey jscott, did you bought that thing here in manila, i think thats only 18k pesos, about $400
actually that laptop were very popular to those students here

nope, i bought it in Thai, for about $360 but total came to $420 after adding more memory, and few other things

Quote:

Originally Posted by dooglas

You can do pron anywhere with that Jscott.

hehe, yessir

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

thats just a toy

yes i agree, it's a toy, but a damn fun one

KILL_FRENZY · 02-08-2008, 05:54 AM

the laptop looks nice but for me looks like a toy

V_RocKs · 02-08-2008, 06:01 AM

Smaller.

Enemator · 02-08-2008, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Smaller.

That's phone you moron.

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