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Old 02-09-2008, 11:52 AM   #1
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You might be a REDNECK if...
...you have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:04 PM   #2
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You might be a redneck if you think Jeff Foxworthy is funny.
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Old 02-09-2008, 12:36 PM   #3
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Old 02-09-2008, 02:08 PM   #4
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...your family always goes to the movies in groups of 18 or more 'cause they were told 17 and under are not admitted.
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Old 02-09-2008, 02:11 PM   #5
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...you can whistle through your tooth.
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Old 02-09-2008, 02:12 PM   #6
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If you blow your nose in your underwear and wipe your nose on your shirt sleeve, cause that's your upbringings.......
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Old 02-09-2008, 02:20 PM   #7
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You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.....
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Old 02-09-2008, 02:27 PM   #8
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...you have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
Problem here!

Based on this I am evidently fantasizing about becoming a redneck.
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Old 02-09-2008, 02:41 PM   #9
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You might be a redneck if you think Jeff Foxworthy is funny.
or know all those "you might be a redneck" jokes..
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Old 02-09-2008, 02:44 PM   #10
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or know all those "you might be a redneck" jokes..
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Old 02-09-2008, 02:46 PM   #11
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You sleep with your mother like I do!
That is sad and DisGusting
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Old 02-09-2008, 02:47 PM   #12
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Old 02-09-2008, 02:49 PM   #13
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You marry your fathers first wife like I did! When I say she is a hot momma I ain't just whistling Dixie!
Yikes you are disturbed.......
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Old 02-09-2008, 02:54 PM   #14
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Old 02-09-2008, 03:15 PM   #15
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I love the cock. I can't get enough throat yogurt. Please facefuck me, sir.
I have nothing against your lifestyle but must you bring it up in unrelated threads?
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....if your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone.
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Old 02-09-2008, 05:58 PM   #17
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Old 02-09-2008, 06:26 PM   #18
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Im in Alabama right now and let me tell you there are 1 or 2 rednecks here
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